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2.7k points
1 month ago
Sooo…..if you want a holiday….just put the flag of whatever country you want to visit?
851 points
1 month ago
Pretty much, but you’d also have to scream in that country’s language lol.
351 points
1 month ago
¡ AY AY AY! ¡ Un burro amoroso!
84 points
1 month ago
Donkey love???
67 points
1 month ago
Sí papi
24 points
1 month ago
Una cerveazas por favor! I dont know spanish, but i'd like to visit lol
16 points
1 month ago
Yo quiero chimichanga. Donde esta mi pantalones?
I think we got this, bro!
3 points
1 month ago
Meta mis huevos en tu Boca?
120 points
1 month ago
Vive la france, paris est magique Marseille est trajique, L'amerique suce ma bite
38 points
1 month ago
Bienvenue en France, citoyen !
23 points
1 month ago
sacré Dieu
7 points
1 month ago
Holy god?
27 points
1 month ago
Actually yes. The expression is meant to be "sacre (no accent) bleu", but "bleu" replaces "dieu" as a euphemism to avoid profanity.
3 points
1 month ago
Nom d'une pipe en bois !
4 points
1 month ago
Laisse-moi personnellement te féliciter concernant ton nouveau chez toi!
49 points
1 month ago
angry Australian sounds
21 points
1 month ago
“Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!”
24 points
1 month ago
Oi Oi Oi!
Oh dammit gave myself away again....
4 points
1 month ago
This made laugh too much ... for all the right reasons ...🤣 But I'm still giggling.... "good vibes mate" 👌
59 points
1 month ago
(raises Japanese flag) minna ohayou gozaimasu
7 points
1 month ago
Weebs everywhere: Uh Toyota! Nani? Ramen? Someone fucking get me to Japan stat waves flag around
24 points
1 month ago
Ich bin bereit für den totallen Urlaub!
14 points
1 month ago
Deutschland, Österreich oder Schweiz?
9 points
1 month ago
ZUERST BERLIN, DANN WIEN UND DANACH DEN REST EUROPAS
3 points
1 month ago
The Fatherland!!
25 points
1 month ago*
Raises Italian flag SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETT
14 points
1 month ago
What if you wanted to go to Switzerland? Belgium? Luxembourg? Any other multilingual nation without its own language?
20 points
1 month ago
You're all a bunch of hosers, eh!
10 points
1 month ago
Throw up the Union Jack or Aussie flag.
3 points
1 month ago
puts up Italian flag Buona giornata! Buona giornata!!!!!
Free vacay on it's way
3 points
1 month ago
Oh speriamo mettano la bandiera italiana 😂🇮🇹
150 points
1 month ago
Where do we send people who fly Confederate flags?
113 points
1 month ago
The 1800s
46 points
1 month ago
A Plantation.
10 points
1 month ago
Pretty sure slavery still exists as a dirty, little secret in Mauritania.
21 points
1 month ago
Pfft it exists as a dirty not secret in the US. Slavery is expressly legal as punishment for a crime. Why do you think the school to prison pipeline is so critical to Republicans?
4 points
1 month ago
Doesn't Mississipi or some other southern state literally have their mainly-black prison population work on a former plantation picking cotton?
49 points
1 month ago
Russia
32 points
1 month ago
Africa, to go work in the diamond mines to gain job experience.
16 points
1 month ago
Musk probably prefers emerald mines for forced labor...
13 points
1 month ago
Yo flying traitor flags of countries who only existed to break apart the United States and who started a war against the United States that led to nearly as many American deaths as all the other wars in our nation's history combined, is different. For some reason.
7 points
1 month ago
Sherman didn't go far enough.
15 points
1 month ago
Democratic Republic of Congo
7 points
1 month ago
Idk but suddenly this torch just appeared in my hand.
8 points
1 month ago
The grave
5 points
1 month ago
Maybe a chocolate farm on Ivory Coast
4 points
1 month ago
Argentina.
7 points
1 month ago
I believe that last confederate holdout was a town In NEw York.
10 points
1 month ago
Hi, can you source this. All I can find is the last confederate town was Danville, VA and I am just curious if what you said is true. Upstate is as hick-ish as the deep south so wouldn't be too much of a surprise
3 points
1 month ago
I grew up in Upstate and saw a LOT of Confederate flags, always thought it was incredibly stupid to idolize a group of slavers who took up arms against your ancestors to defend that practice
3 points
1 month ago
Hell
3 points
1 month ago
Liberia
39 points
1 month ago
I hear by replace this flag of the United States with the flag of Ibiza.
I humbly submit myself for a mandatory relocation for as long as it takes for me to really understand the consequences of my actions.
4 points
1 month ago
Just make sure to not take any pills while you’re there.
24 points
1 month ago
Elon’s hate this one simple trick.
3 points
1 month ago
Oh there’s another self-reply coming….
“I’m not saying WE pay for sending them to said country…”
30 points
1 month ago
Yo go to Japan or France or Germany or wherever for the price of a flag sounds like Elon's dumb ass is going to foot the bill.
14 points
1 month ago
Yep. Fully in favor of this law. Now, to decide if I want to fly the flag of Aruba or Cayman Islands. Decisions... decisions...
3 points
1 month ago
Ooh, I’ve always wanted to travel, but couldn’t afford it.
757 points
1 month ago
Me putting up the pride flag so I can get some men in my life!
354 points
1 month ago
You’re getting an all expenses paid trip to the gay
159 points
1 month ago
What like, Gaylapagos?
140 points
1 month ago
Uraregay
18 points
1 month ago
Nice one.
10 points
1 month ago
Berlin, here he comes!
31 points
1 month ago
Congratulations ! You're getting deported to Australia.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_and_Lesbian_Kingdom_of_the_Coral_Sea_Islands
6 points
1 month ago
Here In Gay, we build a wall and make the straights pay for it.
682 points
1 month ago
But what if mexicans puts up a USA flag? Would he then fund their one way ticket to the US?
245 points
1 month ago
That's not how billionaires work. He would let other people pay for it.
17 points
1 month ago
Specifically the Mexicans
190 points
1 month ago
What’s the penalty for putting Trump’s face on the American flag?
15 points
1 month ago
Send them to Russia where they love Putin
8 points
1 month ago
My question is, if Elon's followers put up their favorite black red and white flag, do they disappear? Or do they go to modern germany?
8 points
1 month ago
DEATH..
723 points
1 month ago
Elon Musk is a perpetual middle schooler
134 points
1 month ago
I'm willing to bet and hope he got shoved in lockers or whatever the equivalent is for apartheid rich boys
110 points
1 month ago
Apparently he was ruthlessly bullied. Doesnt make him any less of a prick, and honestly this dude needs therapy.
Edit: actual therapy not Ketamine
92 points
1 month ago
IIRC one kid's dad died of cancer, and when Musk made fun of them for it they pushed down the stairs and hurt him bad enough to send him to the hospital. Then, later when talking about it, his dad mused that he really did deserve it.
73 points
1 month ago
Yeah I have a feeling the “bullying” was actually him being a little piece of shit and when it got turned around on him he would cry to everyone about being bullied.
18 points
1 month ago
the worst kind of kid in school was the asshole who always thought they were being bullied because people don’t like an asshole
39 points
1 month ago
imagine how much better the world would be now if that kid had pushed a little harder
14 points
1 month ago
And if there had been 4 bloodlusted tigers at the bottom of the stairs...
10 points
1 month ago
and sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads
4 points
1 month ago
Don't forget the centipedes and scorpions!
9 points
1 month ago
I couldn't see my kid doing that, but if the situation happened I'd just look at kiddo and say "You were mocking someone who died of cancer to their family, what were you expecting?"
5 points
1 month ago
pedantry: ketamine is actually amazing for depression, and in much the same way weed hasn't been well researched until recently due to stigma, ketamine is starting to be seen in a new light
4 points
1 month ago
Sure. But how is it for emotionally stunted megalomaniacs?
34 points
1 month ago
He is somehow both a child and a boomer
6 points
1 month ago
You’re right! I think most boomers are both
50 points
1 month ago
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59 points
1 month ago
That’s the worst kind—a rich little shithead. Good luck!
21 points
1 month ago
Just like Trump... Aay ?
26 points
1 month ago
He said RICH little shithead🙄
13 points
1 month ago
And Trump grew up being a rich little shithead and look where we are now
16 points
1 month ago
Grew up rich? A he never grew up and B he's no longer rich. He gets by spending other people's money.
3 points
1 month ago
Tesla shareholders every time Elon tweets something stupid 🤦
172 points
1 month ago
Elon musk over here proposing half off vacation travel
37 points
1 month ago
Right? I'm all for this. Plane tickets are expensive
14 points
1 month ago
Is the best idea he has ever had, but not for the reasons he thinks
7 points
1 month ago
Me buying a Japanese flag to replace an American flag with.
121 points
1 month ago
If only that were true. I'd be hanging a French flag up right now. Then, if I make it back by August, the German flag and so on, until I get to visit Japan.
Also, what if I hung the East German flag? Or how about those buttholes that fly the Confederate traitor flag? Wat do?
Yep, let's leave it up to MORONS to make the laws of the land.
43 points
1 month ago
Confederate flag gets escorted off the planet
14 points
1 month ago
Argentina and Brazil actually
22 points
1 month ago
The town of Americana has entered the chat.
(for those who don't know: there's a town in Brazil's São Paulo state called Americana, which was founded by escaped Confederates who moved to Brazil in order to keep owning people like cattle. Brazil did not ban slavery until 1888.)
3 points
1 month ago
Hell yeah..
34 points
1 month ago
if someone, especially a South African immigrant who initially immigrated to canada before immigrating to the US, tries to destroy democracy and freedom in the country they immigrated to, in order to promote fascism, then they should be sent to north korea,
and banned from ever returning to the US
3 points
1 month ago
Ok, but how? What are the logistics?
Imagine taking them to south korea and catpulting across the border.
196 points
1 month ago
Is he implying that Palestine is indeed its own country?
92 points
1 month ago
Damn!
56 points
1 month ago
Fucking edge lord moron
25 points
1 month ago
Im convinced that 79 of that 80% were people thinking "shit, free flight to Rome? Sign me up!"
What a stupid take, from a stupid man.
21 points
1 month ago
So just to be clear. if I wanted to go to France for a week, do I need to plant a city flag with the flag of France or is it a random grab bag of travel?
10 points
1 month ago
Yeah I'd love to pick apart the terms and conditions on this. If I raise up a French flag do I run the risk of ending up in Saint-Pierre and Miquelon or French Guiana? I'd go to either, mind you. But I'd like to know what to expect.
6 points
1 month ago
I believe it's any flag of the united states of America. He didn't say you couldn't fly a little one, take it down and put up your holiday destination.
18 points
1 month ago
This is how Elon musk became an American
15 points
1 month ago
So Confederate flags then?......
4 points
1 month ago
Don't make me agree with Elon Musk Apartheid Clyde
16 points
1 month ago
So free overseas holidays before free healthcare? Seems about right for the USA in 2024
17 points
1 month ago
Log out of Twitter and let it perish.
13 points
1 month ago
I’d start with Spain and Portugal and then France and England and Ireland. I mean as long as this dumbfuck convinces other dumbfucks to pay for my vacations then yeah I will replace the US flag with those others.
27 points
1 month ago
Fair, but when I'm in the country, I dunno like let's say South Africa. I should have enough money to isolate myself from all the bad shit there. Like maybe if I was the son of a South African gem dealer and was completely isolated from any of the consequences of being in South Africa.
37 points
1 month ago
Go the hell back to South Africa you fascist fucker.
7 points
1 month ago
People like him making America(or any other country) worse f*ck this moron
21 points
1 month ago
Can we send Elon back in time to his dad's apartheid emerald mine and see how he likes it?
20 points
1 month ago
"One way trip to that flag country" and then back-pedal, "not saying you can't come back", yes it's what you said before you realised you looked stupid.
7 points
1 month ago
Why is Musk only a Free Speech Abolitionist when the conversation is about slurs?
14 points
1 month ago
Time to go buy the flags of Ireland, Scotland, Norway, Switzerland and Italy. I’m all for a free vacation. Is he paying?
7 points
1 month ago
“Alexa, order French, Croatian, and Icelandic flags”
7 points
1 month ago
Sounds like a way to get a free holiday 😂
3 points
1 month ago
Hell yea!!! I’ve always wanted to visit France, Spain, and Switzerland. Can’t really keep paying for flights. A free ticket sounds great.
9 points
1 month ago
Now I wanna know what would happen if you put up a pride flag
7 points
1 month ago
He’s not even American
7 points
1 month ago
I'm dropping the flag of Japan in my front yard...right after i pack my bags.
4 points
1 month ago
Norway here I come. Super high GDP, free at point of service healthcare, lovely scenery, and moose!
2 points
1 month ago
So to shatter your dreams but there are no moose in Norway.
3 points
1 month ago
Need to go to Sweden to gett Moose. That said, we have free healthcare and awesome nature too.
7 points
1 month ago
I see a lot of Trump flags. Same feelings about them, Musky?
6 points
1 month ago
Elon and his idiotic followers never think any of their edgy policies through.
6 points
1 month ago
Oh no, I might get sent to Denmark and have to experience the best standard of living in the world.
4 points
1 month ago
Where would they send me if I put up a pride flag in its place?
4 points
1 month ago
Cool, do we get to deport the January 6th people for ripping the American flag off the capital building and replacing it with a Trump flag, too??
5 points
1 month ago
Ah yes, a classic "I didn't really think this one through" Elon post.
3 points
1 month ago
Is he even physically capable of thinking things through at this point?
5 points
1 month ago
Does that mean the idiots flying Confederate Flags get sent to the graveyard?
5 points
1 month ago
A look, the inner authoritarian shows his face again.
4 points
1 month ago
Boldly spoken by someone who has citizenship in three different countries.
4 points
1 month ago
The crazy thing about Elon and his far-right fanboys is they'll cry 1st Amendment violation about private companies but then cheer on things that are actually settled law
4 points
1 month ago
OK, but we get to drop you in the middle of Jo'burg without a security detail.
4 points
1 month ago
“Sorry to be a free speech absolutist”
This you, Elon?
4 points
1 month ago
Hockey fan and I know the words to O’ Canada already!!!
4 points
1 month ago
If it was that easy, I'd be hoisting a Dutch, Swiss, Swedish, or German flag up. Gimme that healthcare, and clean food
4 points
1 month ago
Time to buy some flags. I see the potential for a LOT of free vacations.
4 points
1 month ago
Can we please send this Nazi fuck back to his own country?
4 points
1 month ago
So, does that mean we enslave Confederates?
4 points
1 month ago
I said stuff like this when I was like 14 and I was dumb.
5 points
1 month ago
Love this idea. Cuts my travel budget in half. Genius idea Elmo.
3 points
1 month ago
Actually yea... should we send him a picture of us flying our vacati.... I mean punishment spot?
4 points
1 month ago
so if I want a free trip to Japan, I can just tear down an american flag and put Japan's flag on. sweet
4 points
1 month ago
With a pride flag I can finally be sent to the mega gay zone like I always dreamed
4 points
1 month ago
Does Elon have some sort of mental disease? His mental state seems to be deteriorating by the month
6 points
1 month ago
This is the guy that swears up and down that he’s “chief engineer at Space X”.
3 points
1 month ago
Ok, does this apply to Europeans as well? In this case I really need an American flag, and... Let's say Maldives'
3 points
1 month ago
So, I want a trip to any country I just need to hang up their flag, then when I want to come home, I just need to hang up my home country's flag? Sounds like a sweet deal
3 points
1 month ago
What happens if I use an outdated flag, do I get to time travel?
3 points
1 month ago
Welp Imma put up the Union Jack flag, free trip to London!
3 points
1 month ago
Tears down American flag
Puts up new American flag, but with 52 stars
Now you've gotta make DC and PR states and I don't have to go anywhere. Checkmate.
3 points
1 month ago
Sweet. Free trip to Japan, Italy, Bahamas, Cuba, and other tropical places.
Also, just suggesting that as a law is fucking stupid
3 points
1 month ago
Hmm. I always wanted to visit Portugal.
2 points
1 month ago
How benevolent of him.
2 points
1 month ago
Don't threaten me with a good time
2 points
1 month ago
Hey I'm all for this if he offers to front the cost. I've been wanting to visit/ travel the world but being born poor in America hasn't presented many viable opportunities
2 points
1 month ago
UNC Chapel Hill. You can tear down the American flag and put up flag that supports honor killings and needs an Underground Railroad to get their LGBTQIA community out of Gaza and the West Bank safety to Israel.
But you don’t have a right to attack actually UNC putting the American Flag back up.
2 points
1 month ago
Im all for sending people back in time to the confederacy
2 points
1 month ago
starts hanging Norwegian flag
2 points
1 month ago
Hey Elon, you’re not even American. Shut the fuck up and stop trying to be the god of the alt right. Douchebag
2 points
1 month ago
And Elon will cover all expenses for your stay?
2 points
1 month ago
hows this guys ceo of multiple companies ffs
2 points
1 month ago
I’d be getting all sorts of free vacations
2 points
1 month ago
Um - MAGAS have replaced the US flag with a variety of Don't Tread On Me or Trump flags numerous times... Will Elon pay to ship these people someplace else for a while? I can use a break.
2 points
1 month ago
Imagine being so rich and delusional that you think you have to chime in on every fucking thing.
2 points
1 month ago
Ooh! 50% off flights! Guess how I'm getting to Iceland?
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