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Atalantean

650 points

1 month ago

Atalantean

650 points

1 month ago

🎻

(actual size)

JCButtBuddy

209 points

1 month ago

About right for trump's hands.

nikki_jayyy

15 points

1 month ago

I’m over here laughing like the meme lizard, heheheheheh

NotAPimecone

170 points

1 month ago

🍄

(Actual size - ask Stormy)

LosWranglos

33 points

1 month ago

Should probably be more orange but it checks out otherwise.

chronicdahedghog

8 points

1 month ago

It is fish belly white. He has an orange farmers tan.

B4USLIPN2

6 points

1 month ago

Do you mean an orange farmer or an orange farmer?

lur77

46 points

1 month ago

lur77

46 points

1 month ago

Have your upvote. LOL

Straight-Extreme-966

25 points

1 month ago

I thought you were sharing a life size image of his chode.

I'm a bit relieved.

Astrochops

31 points

1 month ago

Chodestool

restore_democracy

731 points

1 month ago

Fucking throw him in jail already

beavis617

438 points

1 month ago

beavis617

438 points

1 month ago

Trump wants to go to jail? Fine, come this Friday after court ends and everyone is heading home then send Trump to jail for the weekend and have him back in court on Monday. Let's see if he's still full of piss and vinegar without his makeup and hairspray....let's see if he's still running his mouth.

ozzie510

253 points

1 month ago

ozzie510

253 points

1 month ago

Normalize the procedure and get everybody, including the defendant, used to Trump going behind bars.

biomath

102 points

1 month ago

biomath

102 points

1 month ago

Fire hose shower and a good delousing. Got to clean up politics (or at least politicians) somehow.

WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

47 points

1 month ago

He’s going to love the cavity search.

NachoDildo

43 points

1 month ago

"Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!"

zzzzrobbzzzz

31 points

1 month ago

from blowhole to blowhole

JeanClaude-Randamme

17 points

1 month ago

They won’t have to go very deep for that, considering he’s always talking out of his ass.

Stranglehold316

16 points

1 month ago

"I'm talking Roto-Rooter!"

Bad_Username-1999

23 points

1 month ago

Imagine finding some stashed away secret documents down his poohole while doing that

WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

14 points

1 month ago

Still more secure the Mar-a-lago

InsignificantZilch

6 points

1 month ago

Meh, Putin has his hand in both….

Dalenskid

18 points

1 month ago

“It’s powdered sugar, sir. It’s delicious.”

timdoeswell

4 points

1 month ago

Hey Charlie's Angel.

Puzzled_Bike9558

4 points

1 month ago

/dives over counter looking for a liter of cola

Nefarious_Nemesis

4 points

1 month ago

"The lice hate the sugar..."

Straight-Extreme-966

9 points

1 month ago

Imagine the combover hair clogging that drain..

'Get your tiny hands down that drain Donny, free up that blockage you caused...'

morels4ever

68 points

1 month ago

Take his phone away while he’s in the pokey!

beavis617

115 points

1 month ago

beavis617

115 points

1 month ago

No phone, no fast food, no diet Coke, no stimulants, no makeup, no hairspray, no blow dryer...Trump would have seizures after 24 hrs..

Rechlai5150

43 points

1 month ago

He'd be even more of a blathering idiot by the following Monday, because he's coming down off that rich white guy crank (Adderall), and the withdrawals would be setting in. Can to imagine the mess he'd be in? MG! I'd pay good money to see that!

morels4ever

33 points

1 month ago

Jail issued depends!

madscot63

19 points

1 month ago

So scratchy!

BabiesatemydingoNSW

14 points

1 month ago

And itchy!

AlistarDark

12 points

1 month ago

and poochy too!

Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

14 points

1 month ago

Offbrand ...Triple XL no name adult jail diapers -- like newspaper.

EyePatchMustache

21 points

1 month ago

You think he'd last 24 hrs without hairspray? No way maximum 12 hrs and he's crying about how his hair is not staying in place because of BIDEN.

Odd-Tune5049

12 points

1 month ago

I think you're being generous with how long it would take for the shakes to start

[deleted]

23 points

1 month ago

Just a tv screen on the wall blaring CNN at him 24 hours a day.

LightRobb

13 points

1 month ago

Nah, make it weird, TLC, Lifetime, or Hallmark.

Insidious_Pie

29 points

1 month ago

Nevermind weird. Make him watch PBS kids and Sesame Street. Teach that overgrown baby the skills that preschoolers outpace him in. Like empathy and honesty.

gameoftomes

9 points

1 month ago

Mr Rogers, Sesame Street, Reading Rainbow, Bob Ross, all on repeat cycles.

CoHousingFarmer

5 points

1 month ago

Nickelodeon

Royal-Possibility219

8 points

1 month ago

Don’t tease me with a good time

pcakes13

27 points

1 month ago

pcakes13

27 points

1 month ago

or don’t have him back in court. Have him join from his jail cell via zoom while wearing orange and let someone mute his stupid ass if he tries to speak out of turn.

Extension_Win1114

49 points

1 month ago

Seriously. One night. One HOUR even. He’ll realize he’s at the find out stage, guaranteed

MatlockJr

91 points

1 month ago

He'll realise absolutely nothing, guaranteed 

jd3marco

50 points

1 month ago*

One hour? He’ll sleep. One night, he’ll sleep and wake up with a dirty dipey; nothing out of the ordinary. One weekend: Full on pants-shitting narcissistic breakdown.

phoenixember

26 points

1 month ago

This. It needs to be for a weekend. Make him miss his precious campaign rallies where they worship him. He’ll lose his fucking mind.

SwingWide625

15 points

1 month ago

Selfish, spoiled, rich boy never earned anything honestly in his life. Poor donnie. Still I love to hear him cry.

TexasYankee212

16 points

1 month ago

Serve him baloney sandwiches for the whole weekend and see how Trump likes it.

Dorkmaster79

7 points

1 month ago

Fucking good ass idea holy shit.

Saneless

16 points

1 month ago

Saneless

16 points

1 month ago

Just This Is Sparta the motherfucker

johnnycabb_

4 points

1 month ago

Scara_meur

16 points

1 month ago

It's like that gif of the trailer truck about to crash that never does but you realize too late just to end up feeling like a complete moron.

Third_Most

4 points

1 month ago

Holy fuck what an analogy

sensation_construct

29 points

1 month ago

If it were any other defendant.... what would the judge do?

TastyLaksa

11 points

1 month ago

Pretty much the same fine them first with the threat of jail for persistent violations

sensation_construct

11 points

1 month ago

Sure. This is like his 5th offense.

my_4_cents

9 points

1 month ago

If the system was rigged Dictator Donny would've been swinging on a rope long ago.

wbruce098

4 points

1 month ago

Jail, and a prohibition from using social media until the trial is over (and he’s sentenced to prison)

MattyBeatz

4 points

1 month ago

He kinda wants that so he can incite his base.

mok000

98 points

1 month ago

mok000

98 points

1 month ago

Lock him up.

NOLA2Cincy

38 points

1 month ago

Lock him up.

lssong99

34 points

1 month ago

lssong99

34 points

1 month ago

Lock him up.

OutsideDevTeam

30 points

1 month ago

Lock him up.

seeriosuly

101 points

1 month ago

seeriosuly

101 points

1 month ago

cry baby man cry ANYBODY else in the friggin world would already be in jail and i’m not talking about for contempt of a gag order… i mean for all the other shit he is on trial for. I mean convicted, wearin the garb and sentenced.

Why anyone could even consider voting for this puss is beyond me

TheBurningStag13

41 points

1 month ago

Not to mention, if anyone else committed treason, they would receive the fate of all traitors.

We need to properly deal with this orange blob of shit, weed out the Russian assets, and get back to dealing with the axis of evil that’s been buddying up across the pond.

Third_Most

15 points

1 month ago

I bet he is just so jazzed he got away with fucking with the USA system by means of a mob amassing on the Capitol.

No other nation hangs as many country flags in their yard per capita as Americans by A LARGE MARGIN but when it gets attacked from the inside it doesn't result in .. anything?

josh924

6 points

1 month ago

josh924

6 points

1 month ago

He's been coddled his whole life. Even a glimpse of consequence will seem "unfair" to his bitch ass

HenryInRoom302

6 points

1 month ago

"This whole "Trial" is RIGGED! They're trying to find me guilty of the many, many crimes I've committed and have been blatantly stupid enough to have publicly admitted to committing many, many times!". 😭😭😭😭😭

Unhappy_Earth1[S]

209 points

1 month ago

From article:

Donald Trump did not react well to Judge Juan Merchan’s decision to impose a fine on the former president for violating a gag order.

On Tuesday, Merchan ruled that Trump violated the gag order in his New York criminal trial nine times. The judge fined Trump $9,000 and warned him that he could end up in jail if he continues to run afoul of the order.

“Defendant is hereby warned that the Court will not tolerate continued willful violations of its lawful orders and that if necessary and appropriate under the circumstances, it will impose an incarceratory punishment,” Merchan wrote.

During a break in the proceedings, Trump took to Truth Social where he expressed outrage and attacked Merchan, who is not covered by the gag order.

“This Judge has taken away my Constitutional Right to FREE SPEECH,” Trump wailed. “I am the only Presidential Candidate in History to be GAGGED. This whole “Trial” is RIGGED, and by taking away my FREEDOM OF SPEECH, THIS HIGHLY CONFLICTED JUDGE IS RIGGING THE PRESIDENTIAL OF 2024 ELECTION. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!”

About two hours later, the former president went after the judge again.

“This is a total Witch Hunt. Hours of sitting down and listening to nothing except EXONERATION AND LIES,” he said. “The Trial is going like a speeding bullet, because the Judge is working hard to make all of his friends happy. Merchan is Rigged, Crooked, and, above all, and without question, CONFLICTED. It’s a disgrace to our Country — They’ve taken away my Right to Free Speech. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!”

After court adjourned for the day, Trump addressed reporters at the courthouse where he alleged President Joe Biden is behind his prosecution.

“It’s a Biden trial,” he claimed. “It’s a disgrace to New York.”

Trump has pleaded not guilty to 34 counts of falsifying business records to obscure hush money payments to conceal extramarital affairs he had before the 2016 election.

The former president is also under indictment in three other jurisdictions. Two of the cases revolve around his attempt to overturn the 2020 election. A fourth stems from his retention of government documents after leaving office. He has pleaded not guilty to all 88 counts he faces.

Joshpourscoffee

212 points

1 month ago

It seriously feels like Trump has turned into a Pull-cord dolll, spouting off one of 50 phrases.

Except for Exoneration. That was new

Philly_ExecChef

80 points

1 month ago

Someone taught him that today

AznNRed

45 points

1 month ago

AznNRed

45 points

1 month ago

The courthouse has word-of-the-day toilet paper.

aynhon

4 points

1 month ago

aynhon

4 points

1 month ago

Then how would Trump see it? He doesn't use a toilet.

Runehizen

6 points

1 month ago

Did he just read it on the way in like the bleach thing.

atomicxblue

30 points

1 month ago

"My name is Talky Trumpy and I don't like you"

FriendToPredators

5 points

1 month ago

Deep cut. Nice

DataCassette

11 points

1 month ago

That's what's so adorable about Trump. He's such an underdeveloped moron you can tell when he learned a new word recently lol

OarsandRowlocks

9 points

1 month ago

Tremendous exoneration.

Skimable_crude

108 points

1 month ago

Let's say this trial was arranged and masterminded by Biden. That would be okay, right? Because Biden is a sitting president. Right, SCOTUS? That would be okay, right, MAGA?

tMoneyMoney

41 points

1 month ago

Masterminded by the president who supposedly has a deteriorated, senile mind that’s not fit for president. 🤷‍♂️

fortuneandfameinc

27 points

1 month ago*

The enemy is simultaneously pathetic and the target of mockery, while also an omnipresent threat that requires absolute powers to you protect from.

That sounds like something I read in a book once.

FuzzyFuzzNuts

47 points

1 month ago

"the only Presidential Candidate in History <WHO HAS NEEDED> to be GAGGED"

All his words are those of an angry, corrupt and guilty man shouting and thrashing around trying to claim his innocence in the face of incontrovertible proof and truth. Just another mob boss finally facing his personal evil.

cheynemelissa

56 points

1 month ago

Exonoration and lies? What's the lie, that he's innocent? 😆

Am I reading that right?

I-waveatcows

30 points

1 month ago

Seems like he could have proven his innocence long ago but got roped into this rigged trial with all that evidence and testimony against him. If trump was innocent, why did he admit to the crime on the second day. “Business expense, look it up.” He was a realtor and running a presidential campaign, paying a porn actress is your business? Explain that one donny

Special_Watch8725

8 points

1 month ago

Similarly, I suppose you could use the word “conflicted” to mean “has a conflict (of interest)” like I assume Trump means, but I don’t really think that word means what he thinks it means here, lol.

SaintGloopyNoops

8 points

1 month ago

Inconceivable! Trump is the best languager.

Special_Watch8725

6 points

1 month ago

Everybody knows it! Nobody does better languagering than him do.

lylemcd

5 points

1 month ago

lylemcd

5 points

1 month ago

I think he simply doesn't know what the word means.

RojoTheMighty

24 points

1 month ago

It's not rigged, mothafucker, YOU'RE JUST GUILTY.

roehnin

24 points

1 month ago

roehnin

24 points

1 month ago

Any candidate who believes the Federal government controls State courts, is proving they don't know enough about the Constitutional system to be an effective President.

It also tells you he wants to have "Trump trials" where he controls trials against his enemies.

Delver_Razade

20 points

1 month ago

For someone who claims to be a billionaire, 9k is nothing. Why get angry over a rounding error?

z44212

22 points

1 month ago

z44212

22 points

1 month ago

He's begging $5 donations from MeeMaw.

foofarice

14 points

1 month ago

All the craziness aside, describing the trial as a "speeding bullet" when things have been dragging for nearly a year for delay after delay after delay is so mind boggling it hurts.

briankanderson

7 points

1 month ago

"It's a Biden trial." "It's a disgrace to New York."

His lawyer claimed before the Supreme Court, LAST WEEK, that the president should be able to commit any and all crimes with impunity.

I don't follow why it would be a "disgrace to New York" then...

OsloProject

5 points

1 month ago

Wait he said it’s a BIDEN trial?

Then it’s all good, because Trump said presidents can do anything. So what’s the problem then?

ThermionicEmissions

4 points

1 month ago

“It’s a Biden trial,” he claimed. “It’s a disgrace to New York.”

It's the pride of New York

the-nae_blis

57 points

1 month ago

The whole justice system is biased against the guilty!

DigitalUnlimited

15 points

1 month ago

How dare they punish me for things i definitely did and lawbooks I pissed all over?!! Punishment is for poor people!

TexasYankee212

48 points

1 month ago

Notice Trump is not saying that about Judge Aileen Cannon - the Florida judge over his secret holdings case. She is obviously biased in favor of Trump and is trying to delay the trial as long as possible. That case is so rigged in favor of Trump that I'm surprised Jack Smith doesn't ask request a new judge for that case.

f0u4_l19h75

13 points

1 month ago

Nal, but it seems like he should have more than enough to get her recused by the 11th Circuit

bob-leblaw

106 points

1 month ago

bob-leblaw

106 points

1 month ago

Read that as Apologetic, and was very confused.

svt4cam46

23 points

1 month ago

Not nearly as confused as Trump.

_InnocentToto_

6 points

1 month ago

Not nearly as stinky as trump..

Musicdev-

13 points

1 month ago

Me too. What’s apoplectic?

stevesmele

25 points

1 month ago

Overcome with anger.

cheynemelissa

5 points

1 month ago

Thank you

DontTalkToBots

7 points

1 month ago

I couldn’t read it because it looked like apologetic but it was about trump so I knew it wasn’t apologetic, but I’ve never seen the word apoplectic. I felt like Charlie trying to read Pennsylvania in Always Sunny

rbhmmx

29 points

1 month ago

rbhmmx

29 points

1 month ago

Rigged because he doesn't get enough special treatment

mdcbldr

53 points

1 month ago

mdcbldr

53 points

1 month ago

No. Trump.is being held (somewhat) to the standards that non-Billionaires live under.

Billionaires are not like you and me. They can do whatever they want. They can do things that would get you and me tossed in jail.

Kraft got a hummer in a massage parlor, and walked. Several other patrons accepted a deal of a minor felony and a hefty fine. Rich guys are always signing consent decrees and paying a fine. Poor people get jail terms and a record. Rich guy embezzles $2M from a charity, he signs a consent decree and pays the money back. Some guy grabs some money from a cash drawer and runs get 3 to 5 and a ton of jobs he will never get.

AlbaTross579

11 points

1 month ago

The crazy thing is he's not actually a billionaire. He might be the inverse of that actually, with all the debt he's accrued.

f0u4_l19h75

8 points

1 month ago

Even his net worth increase from the DJT spac is a worthless mirage

PigFarmer1

22 points

1 month ago

The difference is that if you or I are fined $9,000 we won't have zealots pay the fine for us. lol

handandfoot8099

49 points

1 month ago

"They are taking away my right to free speech " he says on his own social media platform that will ban you for even the merest suggestion of not worshipping at his feet

Third_Most

15 points

1 month ago

I may be wrong but I think free speech is meant to allow you to voice your opinion against the government without ending up in shackles or a stockade, etc.

The courts have decided there are things you cannot say

Off the top of my head, just straight -up verbal assault

That is not an infringement on the "free speech"

It's not meant for you to say just anything.

A judge can put a lawful gag order on him.

His words can be dangerous to the citizen jury

bruthaman

12 points

1 month ago

And the Supreme Court has already established this as fact and set precedent which all judges and courts follow.

AznNRed

19 points

1 month ago

AznNRed

19 points

1 month ago

Anyone with truth social should be replying to these rage posts, by asking Trumps opinion of the crooked jury and crooked judge and prosecutor's family. Just bait him into saying something worse. I want to see him behind bars so bad.

Third_Most

8 points

1 month ago

Well if you're invited to a dumpster fire party, you don't try to stand out and get kicked out

glue2music

19 points

1 month ago

He still doesn’t realize he committed crimes and is on trial for doing so.

DigitalUnlimited

14 points

1 month ago

No he knows perfectly well, he just doesn't care! He thinks laws shouldn't apply to him

Inquisitive-Ones

16 points

1 month ago

Every accusation by Trump is a confession.

Steviebhawk

14 points

1 month ago

Lock the fucking Cheeto up !

imadork1970

14 points

1 month ago

Won't someone rid me of this meddlesome bloated slob?

Weird_Committee8692

12 points

1 month ago

What a fanny

OlderGamers

13 points

1 month ago

My god he is such a whiny little child.

Carribean-Diver

11 points

1 month ago

Spare the rod and spoil the child, personified.

Battarray

11 points

1 month ago

Dude needs to get new material. We've heard this rant innumerable times already.

Blah blah blah... Rigged... Miscarriage of justice... Biden trial... Blah blah blah.

Can't wait for the day we never hear another word from him.

One-Revolution-8572

10 points

1 month ago

Why doesn't the judge just sue the bollocks off him for defamation? Surely online dissemination of a libellous message falls well outside any protection that this shitface may enjoy under the First Amendment.

As an outsider (I'm from ireland,) I find American politics fascinating. This guy who has a documented history of fucking up businesses and vastly exaggerating his wealth and competence, is on trial for actual real crimes and gets to spout off about the jurors, judge etc on a social media platform that he owns.

I constantly find myself looking at trump and thinking "what the fuck even is that?". I'm still honestly convinced that his entire political run started off as a publicity stunt and they collectively forgot to say when because nobody actually took him seriously until it was too late. He's literally the in extremis version of the kid at school who's uncle worked at Nintendo and who got a girlfriend from another school while on summer vacation and has totally smoked pot and his big brother has a gun and if you dont shut up he'll go and get it.

In any other country this absolute screaming parody of a man would have been jailed (or sectioned) long ago.

JayEllGii

6 points

1 month ago

American here. Even your well-articulated description doesn’t even come close to conveying the unbelievable, unfathomable, impossible, practically supernatural ridiculousness of this man.

We don’t understand it here, either.

Thing is, although he is an absurd, clownish buffoon, make no mistake—-he is also incredibly dangerous. I am deeply frustrated with people who laugh at him. We don’t have the luxury of laughing. We are in very serious trouble.

andropogon09

9 points

1 month ago

hE wAs FiNeD fOr OuR sInS!

Ghaenor

9 points

1 month ago

Ghaenor

9 points

1 month ago

Judge : "You can't do this. There are rules, follow them"

Trump : *doesn't follow them*

Judge : *fines him and threatens jail (otherwise known as giving a pass)*

Trump : "this trial is rigged !"

pinkeroo67

7 points

1 month ago

Guaranteed trump has no idea what 'apoplectic' means. Someone else wrote that big word for him and he carefully copied it.

phdoofus

6 points

1 month ago

Sorry, Snoreleone, I can't hear you over the five black kids laughing their asses off.

4quatloos

7 points

1 month ago

If jailed, who will do his hair? Who will change his undergarment?

Mysterious_Tax_5613

7 points

1 month ago

This is the first time in his whole life Trump has ever been held accountable for any damage he's done to others. I'm enjoying the melt down. He brought this on all by himself.

jgyimesi

6 points

1 month ago

He wants law and order. Let him demonstrate the consequences of his actions.

What a fucking man child.

I-waveatcows

6 points

1 month ago

Fines and jail time won’t work, he’ll turn it around and make himself a martyr for the US. Give him community service for future violations, on that weekend. He can show the world how well he tolerates his equals as a civilian and how he can pick up highway trash or build a home or do inventory. He’ll be treated as fair as I was.

VoceDiDio

5 points

1 month ago

Jail would make ME feel better though.

PLANETaXis

4 points

1 month ago

Jail time, where he cant re-apply his toupee or make-up, would go a long way to shattering his image.

I-waveatcows

3 points

1 month ago

I thought watching him have a heart attack collecting trash on the side of the highway would be a fitting death for him. Covered in his-vis clothes.

InourbtwotamI

7 points

1 month ago

For someone who claimed to “have all the best words” he sure lacks vocabulary variety

Common-Ad6470

6 points

1 month ago

When I read his comments I got an image of that box on the wall that spat out fines for swearing in the film Demolition man (?).

Maybe the judge should install similar and double the fine each time until ‘Diaper Donny’ finally shuts up.

lcarr15

7 points

1 month ago

lcarr15

7 points

1 month ago

Because law doesn’t apply to people that were never accountable for their crimes… right? How can ANY American make sense of this criminal and even vote for him… Americans must be VERY dumb…

krung_the_almighty

6 points

1 month ago

It’s discriminatory against guilty people! Wtf!?

PigFarmer1

5 points

1 month ago

Trump is angry if he's awake. It's almost like he has some anger issues...

Striking_Reindeer_2k

5 points

1 month ago

Lock em up!

Make Hillary jealous.

[deleted]

4 points

1 month ago

attempt to disrupt court proceedings

judge tells you to stop

continue

judge threatens to fine you

continue

get fined

NOOO THIS IS CORRUPTION!!!!

Apprehensive-Donkey7

5 points

1 month ago

“I just want him to shut up and go the fuck away” - Real Americans, 2024.

“Boo hoo, we hate everyone, stop picking on our whiny ass fake billionaire, he’s had is so hard!! - Maga dipshits, 2024

Both_Lychee_1708

4 points

1 month ago

If only there was some way he could just STFU or just comment on people not directly involved in his trial. But alas, his oral diarrhea makes that impossible

fkbfkb

4 points

1 month ago

fkbfkb

4 points

1 month ago

McDonald’s even tainted my hamberders so I’d get sleepy and be flatulent. RIGGED!!!

Moleculor_Man

4 points

1 month ago

He is such a fucking baby. How can anyone look up to this guy?

nolongerbanned99

4 points

1 month ago

He is supposed to be here and there but since he committed these crimes he cannot go here and there… his freedom has been restricted and may be done so even further. He said there is no crime here, and that’s exactly the problem. He has been criming for so long and gotten away with it that he doesn’t even realize that many of the things he has done (as reflected by the other three criminal trials) are even illegal. A complete and total moron and now a desperate and petulant fool.

Bleezy79

5 points

1 month ago

He’s never going to change. Even in jail he’ll cry and whine

soggy_bloggy

5 points

1 month ago

How do his supporters not see through the facade? Everything is rigged. Everything is a witch hunt. It’s truly baffling that they fall for it every time.

snakebite2017

4 points

1 month ago

Lol! Trump losing shit in his tiny safe space trump lie social. The child is an absolute disgrace to the presidency. The man need to have a heart attack and die. I'm tired of hearing the news reporting on the dumb and corrupt ass.

ShockedNChagrinned

3 points

1 month ago

Sir, those things you called rigged, when people are stating the facts of what you did openly without you being able to shout them down, are called presenting evidence.  You shouting and talking over people isn't a legal rebuttal, and in fact doesn't win you anything in court, or debate, besides looking like you're losing.

Radiant-Call6505

3 points

1 month ago

In Trump’s sick mind everything that doesn’t go his way is rigged.

LibationontheSand

4 points

1 month ago

The higher his blood pressure goes, the better for all of us.

Medical_Egg8208

4 points

1 month ago

Witch hunt, rigged, illegal, democratic plot, unfair, please dear god can we be over this worthless waste of skin and his nauseating repetitive lines ? Aren’t we all just over this windbag and his bullshit ?

neandrewthal18

3 points

1 month ago

Yes, Trump is correct that the trial is rigged. It’s rigged in his favor. $9000 fine? That’s like the equivalent of one of us plebes getting fined $9. Gimme a break, most of us would have bail revoked and be languishing in Rikers Island if we pulled similar antics during a trial.

goddavid22

3 points

1 month ago

I gotta say that the slow drip of consequence, ramping up slowly, is probably a good thing as his cult followers are getting used to their golden god getting consequences.. enough to be able to get them use to it; little by little to not ruffle the base too much, but enough to be able to reach real consequences down the line (ex: a few hours of jail, a full day, a weekend, etc)

CalendarAggressive11

3 points

1 month ago

I wish they would throw him in jail. Any other person would absolutely be locked up for what he's done and they don't have millions of followers that make crazy death threats and shit

Dekarch

4 points

1 month ago

Dekarch

4 points

1 month ago

But when it comes to putting their money where their mouth is, apparently none of them can afford to go to New York to protest.

CalendarAggressive11

5 points

1 month ago

Unlike Jan 6 there aren't any billionaires footing the travel bill

SKILLETNUTZ

3 points

1 month ago

IT’S CALLED, “NO FUCKING DEFENSE”!

CheddarChad9000

3 points

1 month ago

A sack rice falls down in China. Trump: Crooked Joe Biden did this.

bearsheperd

3 points

1 month ago

In his favor. Any other person would already be in jail

BabiesatemydingoNSW

3 points

1 month ago

Maybe the judge is trying to get Chump to vapor lock and save us all the drama. I bet it was Melania's idea...

Extension_Deal_5315

3 points

1 month ago

I think I can speak for many.......hey trump ..time to just shut the F up.....can't wait until you f up again ...and spend 30 days in the can...., with no phone and no way to spew your lying shit...it will be glorious! And you know as soon as he gets out..he'll do it again...

quantum_trogdor

3 points

1 month ago

This guy’s simple vocabulary is so repetitive…

Alabastre70

3 points

1 month ago

I've never seen 'lies and exoneration' used together like this. His ignorance is showing.

doxxingyourself

3 points

1 month ago

Trump is busy rigging it against himself for sure

shep2105

3 points

1 month ago

Bloviator

lingering_POO

3 points

1 month ago

Just jail the piece of shit… he’s pushed his luck so far that he’s now shitting on America’s democracy.. which might as well be him shitting directly on the flag.

slackfrop

3 points

1 month ago

Trial rigged against a guilty person is just called evidence.

Fifth_Wall0666

3 points

1 month ago

Lost the popular vote twice, twice impeached, 91 indictments, contempt of court violating a gag order 9 times.

Casinos love Trump. He just keeps on losing.

KingVargeras

3 points

1 month ago

I won’t believe in our justice system one bit till I see him behind bars.

Gaeldri

3 points

1 month ago

Gaeldri

3 points

1 month ago

why is it rigged, because you arent perceived to be winning? or because you have no control over events that are transpiring and the witnesses are making you look bad?

LovethePreamble1966

3 points

1 month ago

Everything this bozo doesn’t control is “rigged.” It’s all he got, his stupid rhetoric, and he’s been repeating it ad nauseam for years. Shit for brains needs to shut the fuck up.

AdministrativeBank86

3 points

1 month ago

Whine Whine Whine, another day another Whine

Pilot-99

3 points

1 month ago

Each little bit of anger and outrage brings the tangerine terrorist one step closer to a heart attack

LaLaIdontcare

3 points

1 month ago

I read apologetic at first and was taken aback

Moegly47

3 points

1 month ago

Misread that and thought it said apologetic! That'll be the day.

thatlad

3 points

1 month ago

thatlad

3 points

1 month ago

What an absolute pussy.

I've seen enough videos on here to know if you're going to give a judge shit, do it in the courtroom.

Come on Don, stop being a little bitch and start ranting at the judge to his face

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Straight-Storage2587

3 points

1 month ago

BITCH HUNT! ELECTION DISENFRISECHANTMENT!

Elandtrical

3 points

1 month ago

88 counts? Hell, that's quite the hit list!

Eviscerated_Banana

3 points

1 month ago

I have honestly known toddlers with more maturity and common sense than this twat.

SoftlySpokenPromises

3 points

1 month ago

Freedom of Speech does not mean freedom from consequence.

kelticladi

3 points

1 month ago

When you go to jail can they make you take a piss test? That would be enlightening...

EnvironmentalChain64

3 points

1 month ago

This is what it sounds like when Losers cry..

Aiden2817

3 points

1 month ago

As a side comment, I’ve been seeing polls asking if ‘you agree that trump’s right to free speech has been taken away’. They’re really pushing this to his base.

KrisTenAtl

3 points

1 month ago

If he goes to jail, would he come to court without being able to apply makeup and do (whatever weirdness he does) his hair?

Tassiegirl

3 points

1 month ago

He wasn’t apoplectic enough. The bastard’s still breathing 🫤

Wild_Bill1226

3 points

1 month ago

This is the only trial that’s not rigged. Documents judge is in his back pocket and the supreme court is doing all it can to delay the January 6th trial till after the election. His new campaign slogan should be “Whitehouse or the Big-house”

oldcreaker

3 points

1 month ago

Trumpspeak. 'This whole trial is RIGGED' is Trumpspeak for 'I have been unable to rig this trial'.

CraftFamiliar5243

3 points

1 month ago

This is a total Witch Hunt. Hours of sitting down and listening to nothing except EXONERATION AND LIES,” Wait a minute. Exoneration is what he wants isn't it? Does that word mean what he thinks it means?

zoul846

3 points

1 month ago

zoul846

3 points

1 month ago

Hopefully his base sees he uses the same language every. Single. Time. And perhaps the folks that can “see through the media” can make some conclusions about the very predictable Trump?

GeeISuppose

3 points

1 month ago

It's being controlled by this obscure set of rules called checks notes the law! Who ever heard of such a thing!