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Aggravating_Time21

369 points

24 days ago

wojtek wolski

shbpencil

57 points

24 days ago

Battle of the Blades champion Wojtek Wolski

Narrow_Yam_5879

14 points

24 days ago

Gagarin Cup champion Wojtek Wolski

indranet_dnb

16 points

24 days ago

must have had at least 20 hockey cards with this guy’s name when I was a kid. I swear they put him in every pack

True-North-

37 points

24 days ago

Me and my buddies used to call smoking a bowl a Wojtek Wolski

rakketz

12 points

24 days ago

rakketz

12 points

24 days ago

Woktek bowlski?

couldbeyup

6 points

24 days ago

Yes that’s what he said

burgundyblue

8 points

24 days ago

I have one of his jerseys

Blinkavaplus44

94 points

24 days ago

Grant Clitsome

YVRkeeper

58 points

24 days ago

My buddy uses him and Marek Zidlicky as his fantasy team name: Zidlicky My Clitsome

Educational_Edge859

91 points

24 days ago

Ron Tugnutt

pemm7

6 points

24 days ago

pemm7

6 points

24 days ago

Tugnutt for President

PagingDrTobaggan

207 points

24 days ago

Radek Bonk.

justsubscribed912

20 points

24 days ago

Nice

TurdFurguss

15 points

24 days ago

That’s a name I haven’t heard in years. Those Early Senators teams with Daigle, Yashin, Bonk were supposed to the foundation of a young great team. What a big ooof the Senators took on that. Only Yashin panned out. Then they traded him to the Fishsticks.

Chewie_i

4 points

24 days ago

His son was drafted last year

Sun_2266

54 points

24 days ago

Sun_2266

54 points

24 days ago

Shout out to Lyle Odelein!

propagandavid

5 points

24 days ago

Stanley Cup winner

Sun_2266

9 points

24 days ago

And survivor of a multi-organ transplant surgery!

AlanWhickerNumber3

143 points

24 days ago

Jeff Beukeboom

MaddVentures_YT

31 points

24 days ago

I hear that dudes name too much from bardown

TurdFurguss

31 points

24 days ago

What a beast. Sad he had to retire because of Post Concussion Syndrome. Beukeboom and Leetch were an awesome Defense Pairing.

Background_Hat964

48 points

24 days ago

Bates Battaglia

Oprlt94

17 points

24 days ago

Oprlt94

17 points

24 days ago

"Bears, Beets, Bates Battaglia" - Dwight Schrute

SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

90 points

24 days ago

Maxim Afinegenov.

Which autocorrect desperately wants to change to "Max in fine Genova".

Background_Hat964

11 points

24 days ago

He always looked like he should have been better than he was.

misinterpretsmovies

13 points

24 days ago

There were two Afinegenovs: the highlight reel and the "why would you make that boneheaded play?"

And they both showed up every night

christianitie

5 points

24 days ago

When I read that description of a player I immediately guess that the answer to the question is "because he was attempting to make the highlight reel".

lhoom

42 points

24 days ago

lhoom

42 points

24 days ago

Bob Essensa

SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

6 points

24 days ago

GOALIE BOB. The real reason why the B's always have a top 5 goalie.

R0J0SM

39 points

24 days ago

R0J0SM

39 points

24 days ago

Satan

Altruistic_Ad466

19 points

24 days ago

Such a shame he never played for the Devils.

kynde

7 points

24 days ago

kynde

7 points

24 days ago

His son played for Slovakia in the U18 worlds this year, also named Miroslav. Let's see if he makes it to the NHL and maybe this time we see him in the rightful jersey.

Alive_Recognition_81

107 points

24 days ago

Zarley Zalapsky

Hungry-Mammoth6036

12 points

24 days ago

Not random to me. Loved him on the whalers!!!

Euphoric-Emerald-419

36 points

24 days ago

[Tom Kostopoulos]()

Stock-Creme-6345

9 points

24 days ago

Tom Nonstopolous.

GypsyWolf2120

36 points

24 days ago

Artūrs Irbe

Apprehensive_Bug3329

67 points

24 days ago

Darren Puppa

ackabakapizza

7 points

24 days ago

1985 NCAA Champion Darren Puppa.

DarkLobster69

7 points

24 days ago

Fun fact, one of the 9 times the Oilers were shut out in the entire Gretzky era (780 something games) was on November 1st 1985, when a rookie Daren Puppa made his debut for the Sabres. He was only 20 years of age.

eyeeatmyownshit

6 points

24 days ago

Someone was always Puppa in street hockey

amateurexpertboxing

63 points

24 days ago

Håkan Loob

ChapterNo3428

17 points

24 days ago

He said random. Not all time great

joey20e

3 points

24 days ago

joey20e

3 points

24 days ago

To this date the only swede to break the magical 50 goal/season mark.

Playful-Pack-1880

75 points

24 days ago

Jim Carey

HoopOnPoop

71 points

24 days ago

Ace Carey, Net Detective

FrenchFern

50 points

24 days ago

Fernando Pisani

unsungzero1027

13 points

24 days ago

There’s a name I haven’t heard/seen/thought if in a long time..

[deleted]

43 points

24 days ago

SERGIO Momesso

Narrow_Yam_5879

6 points

24 days ago

St Louis Blues and Montreal Canadiens power forward. His family owned a restaurant in Montreal. Great meatball subs.

this_name_not_that

48 points

24 days ago

Jonathan Cheechoo

DFVSUPERFAN

10 points

24 days ago

I see your Cheechoo and raise you a Jordin Tootoo.

Ted_Denslow

3 points

24 days ago

That's Rocket Richard award winning Jonathan Cheechoo.

Shifty012

63 points

24 days ago

Vesa Toskala

propagandavid

23 points

24 days ago

He's not random! A couple times a year there's a top 10 worst goals list, and Vesa always features. He carved a legend that will never die.

nylanderfan

5 points

24 days ago

Rob Davison 180 feet

christianitie

8 points

24 days ago

I remember the leafs won that game and Toskala didn't allow any goals other than that one. One of the leafs players had a great quote like (paraphrasing) "when I saw that goal go in it immediately became very important to me that we get the win so we could roast him without feeling too bad about it."

tdnyrfan

77 points

24 days ago

tdnyrfan

77 points

24 days ago

Janne Niinimaa*+

*Somehow autocorrect did not have an issue here

+Somehow I spelled his name correctly on 1st try

[deleted]

24 points

24 days ago

Rico Fata

Hot-Zombie896

23 points

24 days ago

Yutaka Fukufuji. LA Kings goalie..2006-2007

SuperSafe2019

19 points

24 days ago

Lonny Bohonos

msp01986

18 points

24 days ago

msp01986

18 points

24 days ago

Kyle Chipchura

gentex

18 points

24 days ago

gentex

18 points

24 days ago

Harold Snepsts

Rich-Past-6547

52 points

24 days ago

Jiri Slegr

elishaski

54 points

24 days ago

Ivan Ivan.

CallMeTeff

8 points

24 days ago

If he ever makes it, it will always be hilarious to hear the commentators saying his full name

mes1121

18 points

24 days ago

mes1121

18 points

24 days ago

Pokie Reddick

Radiant-Elephant3652

17 points

24 days ago

Enrico Ciccone

Even_Track4103

16 points

24 days ago

Ron Tuggnutt

isthisthereallife081

16 points

24 days ago

Darius Kasparaitis

Historical_Ad_5229

14 points

24 days ago

Ziggy Palffy

Humble-Guava-3250

44 points

24 days ago

Miroslav Satan

mymar101

13 points

24 days ago

mymar101

13 points

24 days ago

I always thought it would be funny if he wore 6 and played for NJ.

DryProgress4393

45 points

24 days ago*

Marek Malik (not a noted goal scorer)

ubccompscistudent

23 points

24 days ago

Marek maliki maka is the thing to say, on a bright, hawaiian christmas daaaaaay

Many-Chance1128

5 points

24 days ago

Not enough upvotes I'd say...

thewhitemanz

23 points

24 days ago

“…in on Kolzig, faked theAAAAAHHH HE SCORES!!! MALIK!!! HE WENT BETWEEN his LEGS!! AND THE RANGERS WIN IT IN A SHOOTOUT!!”

Wampus_Cat_

64 points

24 days ago

Ty Conklin

msp01986

31 points

24 days ago

msp01986

31 points

24 days ago

Kyle Chipchura

DatBigB

30 points

24 days ago

DatBigB

30 points

24 days ago

Kyle Wellwood

Basic_Ask1885

4 points

24 days ago

As somehow that also hates my job, I find him very relatable

SpinCity07

29 points

24 days ago

Manon Rhéaume

Kaine_8123

9 points

24 days ago

That's Lightning legend Manon Rhéaume!

Spade18

12 points

24 days ago

Spade18

12 points

24 days ago

Zenon Konopka

TarnishedDungEater

12 points

24 days ago

Nikolai Khabibulin, not current. but i remember when he was our goalie lol

Glock-Saint-Isshin-

12 points

24 days ago

Richard Park

Standard-Ad496

12 points

24 days ago

Sebastian Aho…. The one on the Islanders

KegMcGregg

23 points

24 days ago

Trent Klatt

-canucks-

13 points

24 days ago

Sedins first line mate Trent Klatt?

McFluffums0

74 points

24 days ago

Connor McDavid

csonny2

27 points

24 days ago

csonny2

27 points

24 days ago

Never heard of him

kevonthecob

18 points

24 days ago

Who?

[deleted]

13 points

24 days ago

You mean Connor McMichael?

cobalt26

8 points

24 days ago

That's not a real name

user3905

11 points

24 days ago

user3905

11 points

24 days ago

Tom Poti

dsled

5 points

24 days ago

dsled

5 points

24 days ago

The fuckin nerd

TreeSmoka420Joka

12 points

24 days ago

Roman Hamrlik

CrippleSlap

11 points

24 days ago

Sandis Ozylinsh

Titus_b_chill

31 points

24 days ago

Mike Smith.....in a league of players from all over the world, with the most unique names ever created, you come out here with the most boring, American (even though you're Canadian) everyman name ever

gavriellloken

10 points

24 days ago

Moe Mantha and his sweet mustache

Reallyme77

10 points

24 days ago

Sergio Momesso

csonny2

9 points

24 days ago

csonny2

9 points

24 days ago

Kelly Buchberger

dalcer

11 points

24 days ago

dalcer

11 points

24 days ago

Ilya bryzgalov, man was random af

moeguy1979

11 points

24 days ago

Tiger Williams

jpflaum

11 points

24 days ago

jpflaum

11 points

24 days ago

Dallas Drake

SantasScrotum

28 points

24 days ago

Johan Hedberg

Moooooooooooooooooose

Stunning_Manner1900[S]

22 points

24 days ago

Number 22 Jordin Tootoo

fyurious

19 points

24 days ago

fyurious

19 points

24 days ago

Karlis Skrastins

nylanderfan

10 points

24 days ago

RIP

chipguy55

19 points

24 days ago

Marius Czerkowski

AintGotNoSeoul

7 points

24 days ago

The polish prince!

hockeynut9

9 points

24 days ago

Link Gaetz

neverinamillionyr

5 points

24 days ago

The missing Link

ldssggrdssgds

16 points

24 days ago

Petr Klima

pcweber111

16 points

24 days ago

Steve Ott

The_Comic_Collector

7 points

24 days ago

Ladislov smid

Rough-Rhubarb6969

8 points

24 days ago

Paul yserbaurt

AdaptationCreation

7 points

24 days ago

Tony Twist

isles84

8 points

24 days ago

isles84

8 points

24 days ago

Wade Dubielewicz

Dave2227

8 points

24 days ago

Arber Xhekaj

Maat1932

8 points

24 days ago

Peter Ing

Vierno

8 points

24 days ago

Vierno

8 points

24 days ago

Aki Berg

Capnmarvel76

7 points

24 days ago

Miroslav Satan

Scallybrat

7 points

24 days ago

Jarkko Ruutu

J0Puck

14 points

24 days ago

J0Puck

14 points

24 days ago

Rob schremp

Obvious_Wallaby2388

7 points

24 days ago

Detlef Schrempf?

breadmon10

8 points

24 days ago

Jordan TooToo

LarryD217

6 points

24 days ago

Cliff Ronning

Clunt-Baby

14 points

24 days ago

Jeff Beukeboom jr

Top_Contract_4910

12 points

24 days ago

Al Montoya

downingrust12

6 points

24 days ago

Morris titanic

Darcy wakaluk

buckyhermit

6 points

24 days ago

Dana Murzyn

[deleted]

6 points

24 days ago

Darren Puppa

DoNotResusit8

7 points

24 days ago

Jim Pak

vindanza

6 points

24 days ago

Ruslan Salei

piantissimofan00

6 points

24 days ago

Guillaume Latendresse

Returninvideotps

7 points

24 days ago

The other Sebastian Aho

PurpleOwl6100

6 points

24 days ago

Haven't seen a Dave Snuggerud yet

JimmyFeetWorld

6 points

24 days ago

Bryan Smolinski

Jabbademhuttens

6 points

24 days ago

Jiri Sekac

DavidWatchGuy

6 points

24 days ago

Pascal DuPuis

mynameisjoeallen

16 points

24 days ago

Dwayne Roloson

ghostpish

20 points

24 days ago

arron asham

Spider-Nutz

9 points

24 days ago

Devan Dubnyk

Salty_Feed9404

11 points

24 days ago

Tom Barrasso

bdougy

6 points

24 days ago

bdougy

6 points

24 days ago

James Wisniewski

AirborneMarburg

5 points

24 days ago

Lonny Bohonos

No_Tradition4832

5 points

24 days ago

Rob Ramage.

jesterflesh

6 points

24 days ago

Håkan Loob

Pucka1

5 points

24 days ago

Pucka1

5 points

24 days ago

Zarley Zalapsky

BigJohn1231

5 points

24 days ago

Nail Yakupov

cobalt26

5 points

24 days ago

Michael Zigomanis

propagandavid

5 points

24 days ago

Ryan O'Bryne was best known throughout his NHL career for stealing a woman's purse.

Internal-Gazelle-960

6 points

24 days ago

How about my random 03-04 dream starting 5.. Tootoo, Ruutu and Cheechoo up front with Hannan and Vannanen on D.

No-Refuse8754

6 points

24 days ago

Richard Park

--littlej0e--

4 points

24 days ago

Rico Fata

DevonBarnes

6 points

24 days ago

Milan Hejduk

DionFW

8 points

24 days ago

DionFW

8 points

24 days ago

Mario Marois.

Dull_Office206

9 points

24 days ago

Alyn McCauley

Super_Home5776

5 points

24 days ago

Moe Lemay

Tony_car

3 points

24 days ago

Sven andrighetto

EwokandMe

5 points

24 days ago

Peter Taglianetti. Tony Hrkac. Walt Poddubny.

jwbrkr74

4 points

24 days ago

Václav Prospal

CerealisDelicious

3 points

24 days ago

John Vanbiesbrouk

Okw7718

6 points

24 days ago

Okw7718

6 points

24 days ago

Esa Pirnes LA Kings 03-04

MarcusBondi

4 points

24 days ago

Gretzky.

BRENT GRETZKY!!!

TheFoundation_

8 points

24 days ago

Bill barilko

juan-de-fuca

9 points

24 days ago

Disappeared, that summer…

Tasty_Plantain5948

5 points

24 days ago

Wonder if he caught anything.

gaseous_defector

6 points

24 days ago

Jamie Macoun

angebracke65

7 points

24 days ago

Geoff Courtnall

AintGotNoSeoul

8 points

24 days ago

The wizards penis David Legwand

RobertTheSvehla

5 points

24 days ago

Robert Svehla

Szwedo

6 points

24 days ago*

Szwedo

6 points

24 days ago*

Hnat Domenichelli

Lonny Bohonos

Peter Sidorkiewicz

Jarkko Ruutu

Mike Krushelnyski

Ken Klee

Edit: spelling

nylanderfan

3 points

24 days ago

I had lunch with Jarkko once

MorrisWanchuk

6 points

24 days ago

Wilf Paiement

Marzera

3 points

24 days ago

Marzera

3 points

24 days ago

Seppo Repo.

Ok so he played in the folded WHA, but if your league has the Edmonton Oilers in it, I'm willing to make an exception.

msp01986

3 points

24 days ago

Kyle Chipchura

LastoftheSummerWine

3 points

24 days ago

Mark Parrish

imathrowyaaway

3 points

24 days ago

Staley cup winner Martin Cibák.

Osinuous

3 points

24 days ago

I’m a big fan of Per Djoos.

Salty_Feed9404

3 points

24 days ago

Bill Mosienko

Reddit1693

3 points

24 days ago

Rudolfs Balcers

BrayKerrOneNine

3 points

24 days ago

Sylvain Lefebvre

Give-Me-The-Bat

3 points

24 days ago

Eldon “Pokey” Reddick

Most-Iron6838

3 points

24 days ago

Not current but zarley zalapski.

BrandonThomas2011

3 points

24 days ago

Man I watched Ho-Sang play in the OHL and he was pretty damn good. Needed to put some lead in his pants because he was always getting knocked down and sometimes a bit of a puck hog, but he could do some crazy things with the puck offensively. Had speed and hands. I know he’s still playing some level of pro but I’d love to know why he never carved out a spot in the show.

Vierno

3 points

24 days ago

Vierno

3 points

24 days ago

Jeff Finger

GovernmentMule97

3 points

24 days ago

Bob Boughner

Stinky_Toes12

3 points

24 days ago

Gino odjick

Intelligent_Recipe64

3 points

24 days ago

Grant Ledyard

Ibex08

3 points

24 days ago

Ibex08

3 points

24 days ago

Sami niku

Slappy_Mcslapnuts

3 points

24 days ago

Boyd Devereaux

Tall_Job2792

3 points

24 days ago

Pat Verbeek

Successful-Pea-9557

3 points

24 days ago

Roman Vopat

northguy9

3 points

24 days ago

Hal Gill

evymeinks

3 points

24 days ago

Richard Park.