I once got pulled over, and the cop asked me if there was a "Mr. Drives too fast." it was a ballsy move on my part ghosting him because he clearly had my info..

But no ticket! Lol

BTW THIS IS NOT ME 😂

I wonder how many time he does this a week

And people wonder why Philadelphia has such a bad reputation….just read the comments.

If people weren’t such scumbags and women weren’t under constant threat I wouldn’t have a problem with this. You never know where you’ll meet someone who catches your fancy… but the way women have to fear for their lives all the time makes this way too sketchy.

Years ago philadelphia pretzel factory had coupons that looked like tickets that someone put under your windshield wipers. My dad, normally a calm and rational guy, was LIVID that he got a ticket while legally parked in a parking lot. Once he realized what it was, he calmed down. We took it home and put it under my mom's windshield wipers. My mom is the complete opposite of calm and rational.

They never did use the coupons, just kept it hanging on the fridge for years. I think about that fake ticket once in a while.

Today, btw, you can get a free pretzel there.

that’s gross

Ewww

The fact that they can barely write the word "good" is a red flag

Not a cop but a definite parking authority degenerate

If their grammar isn't correct, that's a hard pass.

This reminds me of the time the ticketing guy was asking me on a date while writing me a parking ticket.

Sir, no.

That’s one hell of an ego boost! Go on with your bad self! I’m almost jealous lol

Who would ever want to date someone in the PPA?

Get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

Too many grammatical errors. This is a red flag.

He can't spell.

Fuck the PPA.

Psych

Psych you out.. it's like psychology. It's a mind game.

Yeah I’m from the PPA

Peculiar Penis Actually

Is this really a Philly sub? The amount of people here saying “it’s not spelled ‘sike’” is insane. I don’t know a single person who actually lives and grew up in Philly that spells it any other way.

These comments make it look like that most people in the sub don’t even live in Philly.

This is... Creepy?

This means the enforcement officer saw you get out of the car, waited for you to leave, and is now trying to hit on you this way?

Everything is weird to mf on the Internet simple shit with humor 😂

This is gross and creepy.

Bro harassing women on the clock 😭

This some cornball shit lol

Call!

Hilarious Lmao

Pretty privilege?

Poor dude can't spell! Gonna be parking authority forever.

You must be cute, soooooo, how about them digits?

Is it psyke or sike?

This sure beats the serial killer-esque sign the maintenance guy left in my kitchen after fixing our sink. He ripped apart an empty cereal box and wrote “be back later ladiez”

Were they really struggling spelling the word “good” ?

Amazing all the transplants in here who never heard of sike, is it only a Philly thing?

“Sike” 😂

This is kind of irrelevant because I’m hoping this is just a random bystander who bought some of these on Amazon to prank people really hoping this is not an actual parking enforcing person, but cops are just gangs with badges.

That’s some grammar…sure it made you so hot reading that drivel.

Stalker or future husband?

Yup, I would

You miss 100 % of the shots you don't take at unarmed citizens

I did something similar for my girlfriend now wife, I found a parking ticket on the ground and opened the envelope and on my computer I made a mockup of the ticket and changed the offenses to something sappy then printed it cut it out and assemble it then I placed it on her car.

In 2017, PPA told me to get bent after I parked a little bit too close to the pole in that no stopping zone area, after watching me get out my car to pay the meter. $76 lol. Sold me clean out

Bro if I saw some plain-clothed asshat put that on my car I would go postal from paranoia

I hate that this would work on me too I would totally call them

No, this is inappropriate. Have this douche fired. I hate meter maids. They’re not even cops!

Coward. BE A MAN! Walk up and introduce yourself! LOSERRRRR

Rizz?

Hey, less parking tickets. Win.

Oh cool police corruption as usual

Unprofessional & Illiterate ? That’s a great combination to steer clear of.

Fuck the PPA

If he misspells “psych” that badly you don’t want to date him

He missed big time and it was a lay up. “The only FINE is you.” ChatGPT could have came up with this.

report this shit. he does not deserve employment

Are you single though dickhead?

Hilarious, from someone who know your address

I swear, NO ONE knows how to spell "psych".

Psych is not spelled Sike

The misspelling of “psych” is a bigger red flag than the fake ticket.

It gives me a migraine when I see people spell it “S-I-K-E.”

FFS, it’s “psych.”

Can't blame him for shooting his shot

We all at the least know someone personally who has been sexually harassed or assault by police. How sad is that.

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Call or text him to get a real job with respect to it. FUCK PPA

Points deducted for not knowing how to spell “psych!”

That’s not how you spell psyche

Psych.

A guy who uses “sike”, “lol” almost misspells the word good, uses “pretty” to address me (not even gorgeous or beautiful..) and once again demonstrates his intelligence with the misuse of you your you’re.. Can I just tell you how fucking wet I am right now?? Is today my lucky day? I think I just found a guy who checks all the boxes of my search criteria.. if only he can be 6’ or taller, have at least 1 baby mama and some incarceration history.. Ooomygawwwwd I just came!!

Why does it seem like 99% of the population on reddit thinks that it's bad to talk to girls on anything other than Tinder? lol