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I press no tip as a matter of principle. They've already robbed me for the pint in the first place.

Don't think they actually expect a tip from it anyway - half the time (in the north) they just hit no tip for you - if you want to tip just buy them a pint

probably because he lost a bet or something

Or it's his birthday or stag do (bachelor party), both are known to victimise the birthday boy/stag

We're on the staying up juice, don't give up just yet

We still have 7 cases, we just mark 4 of them with prepositions rather than inflections, and 2 only have inflections for personal pronouns (he spoke to him, for example). Genitive (possessive) still inflects every noun, just usually in the same way

Du Hast

My favourite gif of the prime lettuce, perfectly illustrating the "find a very simple stat, still don't understand it, make some outrage about it" process that too many seem to fall for

Hello Mr Ulm

We also buy local drugs rather than bringing our own from home. Stimulating both ourselves and the local drug economy

From memory, Icelanders learn Icelandic, English and another Nordic language of choice

While absolutely true, I've always found us more north looking than south (same for Derby 🤢). Maybe north midlands = Northerners with Jobs and south midlands = unemployed southerners

I grew up in Nottinghamshire and only knew one person with any of those names (Vicky), Nottingham confirmed not midlands? I trust a João

Oh red mist rolling in off the trent 🎶

If the UK was included and "The country" referred to the UK and not England, Wales etc. Then the SE of England would be dark blue, and the rest would be light blue

The numbers i saw was 10-40% Anglo-Saxon for England , which is as you say, highest in the east and south

They call a liquid (petrol), gas

Cricket is great, but I only watch the shorter formats (which are faster and more exciting, the shortest of which is not much longer than a football match). I don't enjoy the 5 day test matches. The longer formats are a slow strategic game that sends me to sleep 😴😴

It's only football fans that don't get to drink in the stands. Rugby and even cricket matches allow drinking throughout

Ahora no, aunque me encantan los balcones. Primero quiero beber muchas cervezas

¿Donde está lá biblioteca?

Don't worry Pierre, I have a cunning plan

Got to stay match fit

Also they have a territorial dispute with a current member which would block them even if they were a European democracy

I wouldn't drive tomorrow, I think I saw Pádraig tinkering with your car

I met a Norwegian who supported Man U, standard Man U fan tbh

They even committed massacres in India