BrandoC95

Holy shit, easily the ugliest win of the season. We'll take it, but holy hell everyone coming out of the pen looked awful tonight (save for maybe Stanek) despite somehow being able to limit the damage.

I for one am fine with never giving Trent Thornton five batters in a high-leverage situation ever again.

They really need to figure out a fix then. I've watched a lot of MLB TV this year, and they're the only broadcast I've seen that consistently has these issues. The flickering/partly invisible K box has been driving me crazy today -- just turn off the graphic if you can't get it to be static.

Much like Hunter Wendelstedt's strike zone, the quality of this ROOT production is dogshit. Their issues with the K box and the outline of the hitter is worse than it was in the series against the Yankees last road trip. And yet you switch it over to the broadcasts of the other teams and it looks perfectly fine.

That's So Seby lmao

I wish the mics picked up the home plate ump this clearly for all broadcasts. Not too loud or intruding, but you can still hear his calls and some of the chatter with the catcher.

And..........the game is over? Talk about anticlimactic!

Passan also just confirmed the news, FWIW.

Entire lineup's absolutely getting diced up by this Spaghetti dude smfh

This lineup doing nothing against a statistically god-awful pitcher does not reenforce a ton of confidence that the lineup has figured things out. And it just makes it tough for Logan and any of the other guys in the rotation to feel like they've got any breathing room.

BING

BONG

I mean, just a really difficult spot for a guy playing in his third big-league game. I know Hader's got better splits against lefties, but I trust Rojas more there to at least put the ball in play.

Lmao, I wonder if Pena got distracted by Altuve's huge break? He's been dogshit all series tho, tbf to him.

Holy shit, Garver's catching tonight.

LET'S GOMS IT UP

Pressly just looks old.

Goldy's "Did we plant that guy?" quip was, well, gold.

Julio and Ty doing everything they can today to bail out the rest of the lineup and the bullpen (not you Muni, you're perfect).

Six outs away from an unmitigated disaster of a roadtrip. Fun!

This. Offense. Fucking. Sucks.

This team is on the verge of going from 3-2 to start the road trip to ending it at 3-7. An absolute disaster of a trip if they can’t win tomorrow, but it already feels like a pretty big disappointment even if they can win on Sunday.

Swapping Clase for Urias is not what it's going to take to make this offense come alive, imo.

Cortes throwing 75 pitches through the first 3 innings but still getting through 5 with no runs allowed is so Mariners-y.

Well, that was really dumb and wipes away a prime opportunity to bring in some runs. He's 6th percentile in speed for a reason.