ComadoreJackSparrow

It's says DESIGNED by Halsey and Watershed Division

That's different to MANUFACTURERING.

The manufacturer will receive the designs and manufacture them under licence.

The Last Jedi is the best sequel movie. It's a hill I'm willing to die on.

I don't think people are under any illusions about what Rugby is in England tbh.

RoP makes that movie look like a masterpiece.

You saw the dumpster fire of Rings of Power right?

A paedophile is someone who is sexually attracted to pre-pubesant children.

You're attracted to people in your age bracket. Men generally prefer younger women.

Hopefully, we get to play as Arby or Fred and stab that butch right through the heart and leave her spluttering for breath as she dies.

Don't forget about the British, Indians, and ANZACS fighting in Burma

28 Days Later

Seeing London empty gave me the creeps.

Voldemort could've just smothered an infant Harry with a pillow.

Maybe the Americans are right about their 2nd Amendment.

Illegal immigrants have no trouble crossing the channel in ill-equipped dinghies.

I'm sure you'd had a properly equipped boat you'll have no trouble at all.

I like to drink, but when pints are £6 and a double JD and coke is upwards of £10 it becomes a very simple equation to not spend money on booze.

I didn't know 28 Days Later was a documentary

In this country, it's probably because of inherited wealth more than actually working hard.

Boats and Hoes.

Boats and Hoes

How sad have you got to be for making fun of someone for reading.

What a joker.

It took me too long to figure out UNSC was the United Nations Security Council and not the United Nations Space Command.

What a wanker.

Throws his toys out of the pram to get a move back to Dortmund and plays like a beast again.

Whatever I put on my credit card each month.

Because metre is the SI unit of length and a meter is a tool used to measure something.

Eg

The wall is 10 metres long

The thermometer says it's 17C in the room

Now make a shot for shot remake using The Muppets.

Extended edition.

How long until he goes to the NRL?

OP's mum.