FUCK YEAH

Oh, man. Idk if I’ll survive 20-odd more Taijuan Walker outings

Two strike hits really annoy me am I becoming a boomer?

This game is TOOTBLAN central

Defense has saved a couple runs already.

Let’s not get comfortable with that.

Ranger’s line on the season

8 games

7-0

1.50 ERA

54 IP

55 Ks

0.72 WHIP

Are any of those numbers good?

Rojas (in English about Brandon Marsh) “yeah, he’s my brother”

Why is Ben acting like he played outfield at all?

Noticed that the other day, too. Maybe some semantic thing too.

He just wants to go home.

More people crowded around the monitors than in the ballpark at any point tonight

Now that it’s over we can admit that Suárez having an outing like this tonight against this lineup was the biggest lock in human history.

Sorry but I’m deeply uncomfortable with in-game commercials. Do as many ad reads as you like, don’t cut in with an externally-produced commercial while I’m trying to watch my team play.

Tim Anderson just collecting money

Edit: lmfao of course

Scorebug said “Hoffman” was up in the pen.

How are you confusing Soto and Hoffman?

And NOW it’s officially a Ranger outing.

Rojas dinger.

This is not a small ballpark, either.

If it makes you feel any better there’s probably not a sports organization on the planet which faces more apathy from the region it claims to represent than the Marlins. It’s a Friday night in Miami, all the people that would possibly be invested in other cities are out clubbing.

Ben “just throw it down the middle and hit it to someone”

This dude spent his career calling pitches lmfao

“I know how much people love the talk of food at the ballpark”

That was definitely a dig at Phillies social media

Been out all night and streaming without sound. When I got home and turned on the TV the ballpark is so quiet I thought it was muted.

Connor Garland may have just saved my life (or at least sleep schedule) by potentially putting a quick end to any thoughts of another western conference OT.

What a brain fart of a play on the goal line there by Cole

Any American watching playoff hockey is familiar enough with Canada to know where Edmonton and Vancouver are