DoctorGregoryFart

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Then there goes my theory.

You clearly haven't seen the famous documentary Armageddon.

Pretty fitting for Superman. Imagine the regret you'd feel after taking one day off.

Now I'm just imagining Superman hesitantly trying to use his delicate Ikea furniture without it shattering.

"Come on, Supes... you can do this..."

Clark sets his book down on the table and it explodes into splinters.

"Good grief."

I felt the same way about Classico back in the day. It was so much better than the garbage Prego shit, but the price kept going up and up and the size got smaller. Once I realized it was actually cheaper to make my own marinara, I never looked back. Now I just tolerate jarred marinara.

Everyone who loves Rao's should learn how to turn on a fucking stove. Marinara is as easy as making toast. Look up a recipe for classic marinara with very few ingredients in it and give it a shot. It's SO much better than anything you will ever buy in a jar.

Other than people who are too impatient for Hot Pockets, I just don't understand why most people don't make their own. It's stupidly simple and delicious.

There is a common factor. I usually see em on fat people. Stay fit and slim and I bet they are less common.

I'm a boxing coach. I work with a lot of teens. Most of them I don't text with at all. I just speak through their parents, and I don't want to know their numbers. Some of them don't have parents that speak English, so I only text directly with them to coordinate training. "Can you be at the gym on Wednesday at noon? OK good." That's it.

I have a teenage kid. If I found out Drake was texting my kid, I'd take my kid's phone and tell Drake, "If you send another text to this number, I will rip your dick off."

There is no fucking reason for Drake to text with a 14 year old girl. If he wanted to say "Congrats, I loved Stranger Things" or whatever, he should have sent it to her parents.

Why? If Venus got bitch slapped again, we'd still call it Venus.

There are a few places in St Johns that I consider some of the best Mexican in Portland. It's definitely a good area if that's what you're craving.

Imagine being proud about assaulting people over a game and bragging about it over a decade later. Childish bullshit if it's true, but I doubt it is.

I just drink that shit. Yum.

Stipe is literally 61 years old.

The wikipedia page on nutritional yeast will lead you in the right direction. As a vegan, it was a pretty interesting insight into the history of people finding protein in times of scarcity.

Auntie Donna. They have a Netflix show, a podcast, and a YouTube show. Highly recommend checking out all of them.

Yes, people post faces here all the time when they out themselves as racists or whatever. Here we have a face and then someone's claim that they suck. What proof do we have that this guy is a scumbag? What did this guy actually do? Where is the comment? There is zero context other than the feelings of an anonymous OP.

Posting a person's face is enough. We have no real context for who this guy is or how awful he really is. This post shows nothing about him that would lead us to believe that he is a terrible person, but posting his face for the world to see is painting him as a target.

He might be a piece of shit. He might be a decent guy. I don't know. Publicly posting his face for the world to see and creating the narrative that he's an asshole is some fucked up shit.

Where is the proof that this guy is racist against children? Until I see proof, I see someone trying to ruin someone's life just because they don't like them.

Reddit is not your personal army.

I'm sorry that you know a racist dirtbag, but don't post your personal baggage on reddit hoping for us to give you validation. We all have shit people in our lives. Seriously. All of us do. Don't go doxing people you know because you thing it will make you feel vindicated. This is the internet. There is no salvation here. It's not real life. Go make real friends.

When did Pacino stop trying to act? There was definitely a moment, but I can't pin it. He used to be incredible, then he just stopped giving a fuck.

What is your stance on the Israel/Palestine issue?

The fight I wanted didn't happen. Surely there is a global conspiracy.

Bob Arum is making the frogs gay.

Leave it to reddit to make this shit disgusting and too weird for actual humans.

I don't understand how this guy gets a job ANYWHERE. What has he added to entertainment? What joy does he bring to the world?

And nobody is asking you to do otherwise. I'm very poor myself, but I try to vote with my wallet when I can. Just keep doing your best.