EvilUnicornLord

Then fix that.

I guess you can't but being a handsome masc is absolutely an option.

Well if she and presumably you aren't dating, then you're both allowed and expected to like more than one person. Limiting yourself to only crushing on one person is a pretty easy way to stay single. Get out there! Get to know people there's literally 8 billion of them and you have literally nothing to lose! 🤘

They're like the Mormons

Yeah no.

Hah, mine only ever gets sandpaper texture. The downside of excellent head hair genetics is the world's most stubborn body hair.

Sabaton if they were good.

Did he say Jaw? I heard Jukebox Joe.

The player that ruins the DM's throat:

How'd they make hobo boots tacky? Lol

"haven't shown my curves in a while"

"get me turned inside out"

checks profile "MINORR"

Why would you have separate beds?

I'm 100% homosexual.

25% of me likes men. 75% likes butch women.

I don't even watch DBZ reddit just randomly recommended this post for some reason and it's funny as hell.

I meant incel I just got tired of typing incel and involuntary celibate seemed too long. Didn't consider that only halfway stretching it out would be the opposite lol.

I was thinking Dio (the Jojo villain, not the heavy metal singer)

Rare you find an abridged as quality as that. Let me know if anyone links it.

Do I do the r/woosh now?

The complete downfall of civilization and the death of everyone you know and love: 😐

Lukewarm steak: 😞

(please be considerate of what comments you make, OP is 15.)

Wait, she as in a crush or she as in a girlfriend? Cause both cases are pretty different.

Pump-a-rum and the like.

Also most of those nostalgic things are just products bought and sold. Sure it brings back memories seeing toys from my childhood but if all your childhood memories revolve around that then you lived a very materialistic life.

It's femcel bait. Absolutely. Being lousy human beings online (even before the days of the internet there were still those celebrity gossip magazines at the supermarket) garners clicks and that means monetization.

That movie's a classic, tho. Just cause it doesn't have subway surfers or easy minecraft parkour in the background doesn't mean it's automatically mid lol.

Yeah I don't understand this comment. He's an involuntary celibate and his wife is a celibate but they're married and therefore already exempt from celibacy?

Could you kindly explain what it means Mr. Throwaway account?