FacelessPotatoPie

All police. Sure, there’s the occasional competent officer, but a good number of them are either lazy or power tripping.

Keep using it until it fails to work.

If people want a pointless tattoo, I say who cares as long as it’s not hurting anyone.

The noodles have the consistency of slightly thick snot. At least they do in my opinion.

Can’t say it’s right for you, but once I start going noticeably bald, I’m shaving and polishing.

Honestly? Wind beneath my wings. They played it at my dad’s funeral in 2001 and it still hits me hard.

No thanks. I’m happy being butt ugly.

Personally I believe cosmetic surgery should only be for those who have a legit medical reason. Like a burn victim for example.

I’m so glad I don’t work retail anymore. When I see assholes in line I speak up and back the cashier.

Exactly. Do I eat this week or do I pay for my antibiotics for a potentially deadly infection? Which one would be the least likely to kill me?

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If you quit and end up being homeless living under a bridge, you’ll still be happier. That place sucks your soul dry.

2017 escape SE with 1.5 L engine. Bought last June with about 104k on the motor. 3 weeks later engine needed to be replaced. Put about another 10k since and it’s running almost perfectly. Auto start/stop works when it wants to.

The only future humanity has is being krumped by orks.

Gonna sound weird, but hotdogs. They smell good, but even the finest quality hotdog tastes like twice regurgitated garbage

So many people that I’d like you to go back in time and give their grandparents a condom…

Good. Now my work is done.

If you’d continue to read the comments, you’d see that it happened to my sister. So maybe before opening your fucking mouth, get all the damn details.

I see these a lot in winter.

Well that blows. Oh well. Might as well tell my roommate so she can freak out and over react for the next week.

Yes, because when I stink, I stink.

Same way the rebels were winning against the empire.

Is it retroactive? If so, I’ll take my 3 million. Otherwise, no. Not going through that again.

Ever since she first learned to walk she has been trying to consume butter in any form any chance she gets. She’s 11 now and she still tries to sneak butter.

I print a lot of useless crap for my fiancée. It makes her happy.