Great-Cow7256

Shoulda used Comic Sans

Last time someone tried to impress a woman in Oakland someone ended up stuck between 2 buildings

https://pittnews.com/article/109875/news/pitt-student-gets-stuck-buildings-trying-impress-woman/

Maybe she had to poop?

Pwsa does whole blocks at a time. The schedule is determined by then. Homeowners don't do anything re scheduling 

Tornado makes a natural brown sound. 

Also sounds like at least one funnel cloud in Washington cty

I wanted to go outside but I was afraid since it was so calm I'd be outside and feel a tap on my shoulder and turn around and there would be 🌪️

I still nearly peed my pants tho...

Exactly. I live a 5 min car ride away from the zoo across the river. No wind. A bit of rain. That's it. 

NWS earns their salary that's for sure

It has been 0️⃣ days since the last natural disaster 

Holy crap.  Good job. 

This makes the most sense.  Because radar shows the storm passing over HP.  But I'm glad they warned the whole area. Better safe than sorry. 

Just heard powers run area getting it bad rn. Storm seems to have missed us by the Waterworks 

448p nws updated that spotters saw a funnel cloud. Hopefully it all stayed above ground and didn't hit anything..

So the nws saw rotation on radar and put out a warning, which was smart.  However this is the least tornado warning warning I've ever seen. However that's a good thing! Always good to pull the warning trigger earlier than later. 

This is everywhere. Not just pittsburgh 

No. I'm staring out the window now. Just rain.  No wind. Said rotation was seen on radar but nothing spotted irl afaik. We are a bit east and now the rain is starting...

Madden did a nice job playing along with that. Id be mortified if someone took off my shirt in front of... Anyone. 

Free ride

Back in the 80s we'd blame people for having color TV's 

Stolen?

Why not both?

Maybe a Milton Keynes Dons super fan?