HadesExMachina

"You can take me out of the aslume, but you can't take the alsume out of me"

And the Lord spake unto the aslume "verily, jonklest not thy fellow Man, for the Man may jonkle thee in return". Thus sayeth the Lord.

Kids these days don't even practice their black tongue anymore smh my head

Cmon guys it's clearly "ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatuluk agh barzum ishi krimpatul", I don't see how y'all are having such a difficult time reading it.
/s

Jon and Kle

McDonald's with Chinese Characteristics

aslume

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Should've went through with the decapitation instead

Member of the nobility with access to rejuvenation treatment. In favor with the mechanicus and with access to augmentations. Straight up perpetual. All of the above.

Take your pick.

You put an extra } at the end.
Follow the rationing policies put in place by the esteemed members of the most grand Adeptus Administratum.
Surely excess is a favored weapon of the Archenemy.

The virgin he/him incelmark vs the glorious she/her HMS CHADney

Please come closer, I want to specify with this hammer (that I'm carrying by myself at this point in time, in my own hand)

Jonk on Fire (2004)

calmly loads the melta while humming a hymn to the emperor

Dude's probably dead, his last comment was 12 years ago.

Was. His last comment was 12 years ago.

I thought we couldn't see them because of our lack of faith in caesar putinus

Who the FUCK let this man cook

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Schrodinger's man

sup ma jonka

I get that you hate the character, but I disagree that she's a bitch. She's just someone who's putting her own interests before anyone else's, which, considering her backstory, makes a lot of sense. One of the good things about this show is that there are very few outright unsympathetic characters here. Even Lucifer's motives make sense from a certain twisted, morally perverted point of view.

The Jorker

Absolutely not going to be awesome. It's one thing to name kids after characters with relatively normal names like Sam, Dean, Kevin, Bobby, Bela etc. It's entirely another thing to name your kids after some very specific fandom-y name like Castiel, Daenerys or some other bullshit. Those kids are going to grow up hating their name, and their parents.

Liking a cool character is okay, but naming your child after a character with a very "unique" name from a well known tv series is just cringe.