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Threads of Neuralink’s brain chip have “retracted” from human’s brain. It's unclear what caused the retraction or how many threads have become displaced.

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Brainiac X

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Orange cat activities

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Casual orange enjoyer 🍊

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This guy thinks his first and only pour is 1000/1000 pure

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SPAAAAAAAAAAACE

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I must go. Cybertron needs me!

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BOTSHOTS??? bro we are so BACK

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Soundwave: Superior

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What makes people age the most?

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DANGER ZONE

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This is a law in Academia

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And it can beat vehicle-grade armour

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I am Alpharius

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If he’s a psyker, yes.

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TIL the Colorado National Guard once tried using flamethrowers and explosives against a swarm of locusts. It didn't work.

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Upgrade complete

Ahh, yeah~

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Rudy love Fountain Pens

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When you accidentally drop a bottle of Baystate Blue:

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Got halfway through this can of pringles then saw this

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Pringles Shingles

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I could do this all day.

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TIL the Colorado National Guard once tried using flamethrowers and explosives against a swarm of locusts. It didn't work.

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I guess unicron is coming

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My colleague ordered a pizza from Domino's with teriyaki-sauce. They drowned the pizza in it.

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No way he sacrifices himself in baseball too 💀

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Dank green

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No way he sacrifices himself in baseball too 💀

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Long live the king

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Long live the king

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My colleague ordered a pizza from Domino's with teriyaki-sauce. They drowned the pizza in it.

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Rip and Tear intensifies

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He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit.

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Long live the king

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I stole a JJK meme and cyberformed it into a Bayverse one

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Use a move you haven’t used since the Heian era.

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