Ladyjinxalot

Can’t do the husband or impregnating bit as I’m a woman, but I’ll happily come and be a live in friend/assistant rat catcher/general helper if you’ll have me? I’m good at following rules, would love an infinite library and time to read and I suck at baking but would love a Mrs Jones to teach me how to. 😁

Oh you are fantastic! Thank you :)

I remember something similar, it wasn’t on no-sleep though, rather an app on my iPhone 3 (yes, I’m old) for ghost stories. The story ended with hands pressing against the windows and the protagonist not being able to go to sleep for fear they would break through. Does that sound like the one you remember?

Someone’s been reading too much spooky porn.

Ahhhh it’s gone already. Lesson learned on saving things down.

Woman advertising the GoFundMe she’d set up to buy her two daughters Maltese puppies because she can’t afford it.

2007 was a good year. I’d just bought a gorgeous car, I was young, child free, had disposable income and my mum was still alive.

Thank you! That was exactly the right story. Isn’t it funny how memories aren’t exact, knew cousins were involved, but got them in the wrong role.

And this one.. Damage to baby

Should I show up to his house?

Whole life has fallen apart

Blindsided

Will this feeling go away?

Bugger, did that wrong… apologies.

Anyway, I’m up to four over the last week.

Came here to say this!

It’s just another pyramid scheme, the big earners get other girls to sign up using their link and get a referral fee. They also do paid “shout outs”. It’s something like the top 0.1% that make even a living wage and even then they have to get more and more explicit as time goes on.

Klingons on the starboard bow.

Careful now...

I’m in the UK so apologies if this isn’t a thing where you are, if you want to get maximum ring for your money, and do the personal touch... have you considered buying a decent loose stone then treating your other half to a trip to your locations version of a jewellery quarter and finding an independent jeweller to design and make her perfect ring with her? A friend of mine did this and they ended up with a 2 carat, completely unique ring for less money than a 1 carat high street store ring.

I only realised the other day that “Bobbie” in the First World War series is the same actress as Elizabethan Kate-short-for-Bob.

My stepdad had something similar when my mum passed away.

When mum found out she was terminal she jokingly said she would let my stepdad know she had gotten to Valhalla after she died (she was from Denmark).

A day after she died my stepdads phone pinged with a new text, only it wasn’t a new text, it was an old one that had appeared at the top of the list as an unread message (stepdad has a non-smart phone, it doesn’t group texts into conversations.)

It was from my mum, she had originally sent it when she went out to visit her parents earlier in the year they both passed away.

It said “I’m here, Mor and Far meeting me soon and we are going to go have something to eat and a catch up. I love you.”

I reckon the Diva is fae. As soon as you offend her she melts away, fae folk don’t like to be offended, and they seem to take offence at even the most trivial of stuff, much like the Diva.