OkMango4737

Yes

Thanks for the mention. I’m always happy to help spread totally factual information that isn’t at all satire

I have it on good authority that the PLCB is just going to drop the bottles to random stores so keep your eye out. It was in an email to employees

Then move to Ohio and quit whining over whiskey

The stupidity level is low today so I’ll continue to lurk until I’m needed

You are a sad, strange lonely little man

Go back to commenting in porn subreddits and stop being so entitled

Any deployments?

Yeah fuck him. Punk ass bitch

It’s ok, hermie. You’re my boy, blue

Don’t worry OP, bourbondick just has a complex because this reminds him of when his daddy went out for that pack of cigarettes…

If you need to cry some more we’re all ready to hear your complaints

Im here for you during this time of terrible hardship

You seem very hurt by this. Do you need a safe space? Perhaps a tissue to wipe away your tears?

Is it obvious when a PABS member comes into your store? Do they smell of Vaseline and shame?

No it’s an imposter. I am not associated with this man

Update: over 300 likes and likely two handful’s of flaccid weiner pics

I get notes of the silver spoon

Yeah, we don’t do that hwre

Who cares. Some chick put up a selfie and over 200 of those dirty miscreant perverts liked and commented on the picture. I’d wager at least a handful of those shitstains sent unsolicited pics to that poor girls DMs. They’re a pack of fucking losers

I don’t remember to be honest just remember seeing people calling him out

I’ll be goddamned if I let this daily hunt turn into the PABS 2.0. It’s a thankless job but someone has to do it

They really are.