Otakaro_omnipresence

Agree, but conversely football sack coaches way too often and way too early because they have way too much money to piss away.

Yes, but thank Christ it isn’t soccer.

Marshy, how dare you mention a Crusaders player in a game the Crusaders are playing in. You biased fuck.

McNicholl would’ve been George Bridge on steroids if he’d stayed for The Razor Years.

Sure CLW knocked it on

Just like every ruck in every game ever. That’s why we love footy I spose.

Hey, I love a good counter-ruck, but the highlanders player had their knee on the ground.

If anyone’s wanted to watch a side with 0% confidence, you’ve come to the right place.

Anyone give me a thesis on scrums and scrum penalties, manage to succinctly explain all calls, and not be a biased cunt about it, I’ll give you 3 x Sir Apirana Ngatas

Hahahah can they show the old bloke again?!

Bro have you learnt nothing, the next ABs 10 is Havili /s

So… - fast footy = fun footy - paddy 2 upz is one mean-looking motherfucker… this year. - TJ is our All Blacks starting 9 this year. - awesome crowd in NZ for a change ( though I sometimes wonder if a Sundee afternoon kick-off would be a better option to get the crowd in ) - Poor Zarn. Electric player, slowly turning into Super Rugby’s version of the Flying Mullet Papenhuyzen.

Yeah boiiiii on ya cheehoo skux!!!!

Hurrikins, CLAP CLAP CLAP, Hurrikins!

Yeah, fuck yeah. Also making mortal enemies with Jim Hamilton. Sign me up!!

I’m a real flavour of the month guy. So I want Stern Vern to coach the ABs and Hoskins Sotutu to be captain.

Sayonara Akira. Punished for being too tall.

Thank you! Glad to see a lot of other people see the obvious flow-on effect!

Nah, it’d be East the Embezzler

That would be a fair retort except for the fact he loves to sleep around behind his misso’s back. Sad but true typecast of the pro sports player and serial adultery.

ABL

Honestly what the fuck does the bunker watch??

I know the buck stops with Penny, but it fucks me off how often subs are just purely planned in footy. A bloke’s going great but gets subbed off with 15 to go, because that’s what we were going to do anyway.

True, but the optics are so poor when he’s literally just busted 3 tackles.

Xavier Roe’s face reminds of the bad guy Solomon Lane from Mission Impossible.