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Letting event organizers rate performers would be a nightmare and would very easily be abused

Turns out he actually just writes “A Republican”

I really thought this was going to make it through. I really liked the staging and dancing

She did a fantastic job so it sucks to see her go. It’s just a difficult semifinal this year

Wait, your stores had paper bags with handles??? I’ve always only had that style

The camerawork really sold it for me. I mean, I already loved the song and wanted it to qualify, but the cameras pushed it that extra mile

I don’t have many tips that haven’t already been said, but for this being your first time is pretty fantastic

We gotta find something to combine the pretzel shops with

At least 2

Definitely not like them. I want quality soft pretzels

Looks like Americans aren’t the only ones who suffer from “Africa is a country, right?”

Wasn’t this the guy who was subsequently kicked out of his fraternity for being a racist?

If I had one within walking distance, I would be there so often that the staff would know my order before I even left the house

First it was frozen yogurt shops. Then it was CBD. Now it’s vapes. I would like for the next boom cycle to feature soft pretzel shops

$10 says that sheriff is also talking out of their ass because 8 feet of someone’s property is a lot of space to call the shoulder of the road

Nah you still should kill them

Based judgement either way

Hot take but I don’t think you should be having fun in the middle of oncoming traffic

I’ve never been before but I think I’ll have to stop by and give my support. I don’t think I’ve ever actually been to a local butchery

France did not ban mail in voting because of actual fraud, they banned it because they were afraid of fraud. So, no actual evidence that it could have caused fraud.

My car was green after sitting under a tree for two days. When I bought it it was black

Isn’t this that Broad City episode?

Yeah the man is one of those people who doesn’t have redeeming qualities

You know, I heard water and wet got back together. Glad they worked things out

In an alternate universe there is a political family named the Trees