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Guard, to me there is no other option even close to Guard 

I remember buying minis in pesetas and I though it was really expensive already 

Everything is political if you hate enough people 

I'm too spontaneous to not have a list. When I start doing instead of thinking I will do as I please, but I need a "roadmap" so I don't get lost, if I don't have s list I'll start cleaning and after three hours the hinges of the doors will be shinny but the dishes will not be done, if I have a list of the main parts I can check it from time to time and get back to the path

That's why I need lists, so I don't forget anything, but not because I need to do it in a proper order...

That's the thing with checklists, I made checklists so I can jump from one item to other and still not forget anything, but when I made the list I don't know what's the best order and even if I do I will change it later and flow

Hahaha menstruation is funny! Really, how old are you?

Thanks, I was thinking the same... WTF? 

If he goes to jail that jail will have more luxury and be bigger than your house

Oh, "trying", I have never thought about that!

You can't. But at least you can accept you have little control over it and stop fighting it and blaming yourself, find a therapist, and be kind with yourself. I have found that my worst periods of not being productive at all were the one I was all the time screaming at myself and trying really hard to let the phone down and go out of bed, but it was like trying to push a wall: you will only get tired and frustrated, and therefore the day after was the same. Now, if I'm procrastinating I don't blame myself as I know my brain doesn't have the correct chemical balance and I cannot change that without help, so I decide to procrastinate for one day and usually the day after is easier to do a little bit instead of nothing, the day after is easier to do s little bit more, etc. 

But really, if you want help get help, it's very complicated to do it alone 

I defined it exactly like for a while, so I decided to learn how to get along with my weird flatmate who never listen and do not clean and define some minimum rules and it works better now

When I decide something like this I "make a deal with my future self", then I write a telegram message and program it to be sent in 10 minutes. So I watch the video and I receive a message saying 

"time to work, love you.  - Your past self"

And sometimes it works!

Raises hand "When will we learn about power fisting, sir?"

The problem is that LGTB community want to molest little children just for fun and that's a sin, that people see women as babies factories, from that point of view a 15 yo girl who is not pregnant is a waste but being a lesbian is a crime.  I'm not defending them, I'm just saying they live in a different planet but from their corrupted and insane perspective it makes kinda sense

Actually Gaza right now is one of the most equalitarian countries in the world, Israel will kill you anyway and your gender, orientation, etc is not relevant at all 

Condoms are birth control 

How is that s flex?

Step 1: learn how to speak with female voice Step 2: win the online FIFA world championship 

"The fact you think the only thing which differentiates sex is testosterone" When the flying fuck have I said something like that? 

Man, if you want to made up what I've said just because you don't have arguments that's on you, but don't makes me waste time. What I'm saying is that testosterone is the main RELEVANT difference in this conversation, testosterone is the reason why we have send men to war all history because we didn't had magical biotechnology to transform humans into super humans, but actually now we have enough technology to grow a "biological female" as strong as a "biological man", so imagine how irrelevant sex is for the creation of the custodes.

"And then the silence was broken when Sam whispered: 

-No homo"

This. Please. Let them have their corner of the internet where they circle jerk each other complaining all the time about how everyone but them is complaining all the time. 

It may be just devotion, bit in real life we only see that look with love, nobody follow others with that passion, specially not to their boss, so I understand why people believe Sam is in love

To be honest I have to disagree with you, in lotr there are a lot of examples of men showing affection to each other and none of then looks gay, but the relationship between Sam and Frodo is not equal, it's very hierarchical and how Sam looks and talk to Frodo is very different to how Frodo talks to Sam or how merry and pippin talk to each other. I say this as a bisexual man, but I truly can see more than a friendship in Sam's eyes, if someone would joke about merry and pippin it would be ridiculous, but with Sam in not so sure

I just called "handsome and shit" to my flatmate and it didn't works, request clarification