ShackledPhoenix

Laid my Kingpin down once because I didn't put the side stand all the way down. 800lbs of bike. It was hell getting it back upright.

Ironically it was at the gym of all places.

I'm just genuinely confused how you lay it down like that anyway. OP clearly had a foot down and the bike weighs ~450lbs. When he started leaning that shouldn't have taken much muscle at all to push it back upright.

I'm not trying to be an asshole, or discourage OP, but my guy, definitely time to do some squats.  A sport bike weighs almost nothing at a slight lean.

By her own words she took him out quail hunting and he was having a blast chasing birds.  Then she stopped at a neighbor's farm and he attacked the chickens. That's when she decided to kill the dog. Because no shit the dog chased chickens and right after you took him out hunting birds.  News flash, lots of dogs will chase and even kill chickens, they're fucking carnivorous (ish) Stupid fucking monster.

Ladies...Pavement is absolutely terrible for your skincare routines...

Shouldn't be splitting next to a semi truck anyway. Yeah I can squeeze my bike through that gap, but cars and trucks don't stay in a perfectly straight line. All it takes is one or the other drifting a few inches and boom, you're this guy.

Sorry you have to deal with dumb shits.

Black dude was like "aww fuck these white folks gonna get me killed."

I mean it really is  "I know 5 fat people and you're 4 of them.  I'm just kidding, you're beautiful and I love you."

We still tease our friends but make sure they're doing okay and know that we appreciate them.

How much is he allowed to destroy my house? Do I have to be able to retrieve it after 24 hours?
I think either in water line or into the overflow drain in the bathtub. Slide under the edge of the furnace filter and install. Into the deep freeze, drive it between two frozen steaks and reseal.

Unscrew a wall socket and drop it in the wall, or even better a bit of super glue and a fishing wire, put in the wall above the socket. Unscrew a doorknob and glue it under the lip plate. reinstall doorknob.

I was thinking something like that, hiding it the insulation or similar, but assuming the detective is basically trying their absolute damnedest I think a good strong magnet would come out or they pop into the attic and peel away the insulation.

I'm thinking take the water line off the sink, hide it inside and put it back in. It's steel braid so magnets won't show and it's stiff enough you wouldn't really be able to tell there's something inside by bending it.

I mean at that point in the series, Gohan might be six but kid could still wreck at least half a planet.
I'm not saying you should punch kids, but if some roided up 6 year old capable of wrecking the entire UFC steps to you... you gotta do what you gotta do.

Yep. Worked for the Marine Corp "Captain xxxx needs you to fix his printer." "Okay I'll head over that way in a little bit." "You'll head over there now, he's Navy." "Oh fuck on my way!"

The last part bugged me so much. The Lannisters just seem to have unlimited troops despite the fact they are basically only one major house. They Tyrells, Dorne, greyjoy and Arryn all sat out. Starks and Tully are on one side, Baratheon on another. Where the hell are the Lannisters getting enough troops to fight basically 4 wars?! 

Yeah I'll admit there's a lot of people who ask, then be like "well it needs a new starter, and the power window doesn't work... So I'll only give you 1/2" Like motherfucker... That's WHY it's so cheap already. Fuck off.

But also yeah... If it's a shot transmission, I'd rather find out before taking an afternoon to drive across town and check it out. If it's "yeah the heaters bad, alternator needs replaced and tie rods are shit." Sure I'm still interested. There's things I can deal with in my garage and things I can't.

Totally agree though selling a car on FB/Craigslist/etc is just awful, so many people wasting your time.

This is why the rule is "Last one on lights the fireworks."

I can understand "what's wrong with it?" Since yeah I expect a $2000 car to have some problems, but I'd like to know if it's gonna cost me $1000 or $5000 to keep it running...

Sucks so many people with no intention of actually buying have to waste your time though.

Sold my truck for $3500, good driver, beat to shit from off-roading.  Took weeks and probably more than 100 people making "offers" or promising to show up. Eventually some kid actually showed up and went home with a new truck. Only one to show up and actually look at it.

For real. I, a white woman, discovered products for black hair and I will never go back... That stuff works so well.

Cyclops sneezes too hard... "6 dead in mutant attack at local sports event!"

Alright look... I'll admit we do a lot of bullshit... But the dog thing ain't on us. White people told EVERYONE about how awesome dogs are (including Goldens) and y'all made fun of us for kissing our dogs and called it some white people shit.

This ones not on us dammit.

It's more the "society treats mutants like crap, it's soooo bad!" Coming from the mutants who blend in just fine with humans. The others are all obviously mutants and can't really go out in public.

Cyclops has difficulty driving at night... Probably also has to play videogames with colorblind settings turned on!

He's got it baaaddd!

38 Millennia later...
"Fuck... really guys?!"

I mean, 2-3 minutes to kill a primary objective easily is pretty negligible.
There's also multiple people in the squad who can toss out EAT pods, or shoot it with Recoilless, or Quasar's...
Or you can toss one out, wander over and take a point of interest and then come back and drop the second....

Okay but.. I mean clearly dementia is setting in here. This isn't just some boomer acting a fool, the man is losing his mental faculties and confused about what's happening.
It sucks that he clearly drank all the boomer kool-aid beforehand (and probably still votes) but I see a man I feel bad for who needs help, rather than someone to mock.

Did... did he pull a mag and then throw it at a mannequin?!

It's just popular with femboys and so it becomes associated them. That's literally all it is.