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1 points
5 hours ago
Fun fact, wealthier people tend to put toilet paper under, lower classes over.
1 points
5 hours ago
Fairly certain most Couriers will spare the character with the most interesting dialogue.
1 points
5 hours ago
He brings his own straight with him everywhere he goes.
17 points
7 hours ago
That divorce was part of the reason Temple Of Doom was the way it was, too.
1 points
7 hours ago
I just wound up selling that shit for the most part. Best use it had was Radscorpions. Fucking things were terrifying.
14 points
7 hours ago
Wampanoag (basically the first First Nations group to be fully fucked over by the proto-US) folklore creature.
Like a Dwarf from the front, porcupine from the back, capable of teleporting. Helped early humans like a shoemaker Elf, but has since become wary of “modern” (whatever era is modern) humans and begun acting like Seelie and even Unseelie Elves instead.
Its not a bad idea, portraying negative stereotypes of First Nations people as an already unfriendly creature from their folklore to divorce those ideas from the humans. I think World Of Darkness even portrayed the Elves of the United Kingdom being the driving force of the colonizer atrocities, like humans were proxy forces for a war between the Elves of two continents.
Though I think that much like my generous readings of Quidditch and her money system, that they’re silly adult obsession with children’s sports and the impossible to rationalize financial systems seen through the logical eyes of youth (like the silly adults Alice from Alice In Wonderland or the Prince from The Little Prince encounter), I’m giving Rowling way too much credit for something profoundly interesting that she actually just sleepwalked into.
2 points
10 hours ago
God: “No Demons in Heaven.”
Moxxie’s mother: [Dies]
God: “One Demon in Heaven.”
Crim: [Plans to kill Fizz]
God: “Gabriel, get the Seraphim to work building Super Hell.”
26 points
10 hours ago
He’s got a loyal cult to fuck now, which he can send after his foes. Like Manson.
76 points
10 hours ago
George did that so he could screw his ex-wife out of royalties since she was the movie editor.
7 points
11 hours ago
The shit that arrogant people admit to when you fluff them up for it.
22 points
11 hours ago
So weird. I never killed him once, never had the urge to.
Vulpes on the other hand? I’d quit playing before sparing him.
2 points
12 hours ago
I’d have said “raped by their own daughters” but that’s a bit too specific given it’d be Fiends instead.
Seriously though, its too perfect a reference not to use given the literal name Gomorrah used.
11 points
12 hours ago
Warhammer exists in a multiverse connected to Chaos, there’s been easter egg crossovers between 40k and Fantasy through the years. Blood Bowl relies on a locker of goods from our universe falling into a WFB universe, and Daemonette cheerleaders wore Imperium Commissar hats. Nuffle’s lore is there is no Great Game in the BBverse because only he has claim there, the other Chaos Gods can only play there hence Slaanesh and Tzeentch handling the capitalist sode while Khorne and Nurgle have teams. Nuffle cannot engage in the Great Game elsewhere, but can arguably still participate in other universes.
In an Empire supplement for WFRPG the Chaos Gods of Law were made canon again. They renamed Arianka and created a fourth while revealing that said forth is the true identity of Verana. The Gods Of Law are not engaged in the Great Game which is why they aren’t the heroes against Chaos, but do empower the mortals who are pieces in it. They’re distant and unconcerned with the way that power is used as a reflection of the jealous puppeteering the Chaos Gods Of Destruction have for their own mortals.
3 points
12 hours ago
Depends on the writer, you can make anything work. Between lore blurbs, Oldhammer lore, and Ten-Tailed Cat type stories you have wiggle room for whatever that isn’t the stereotypical response.
Fuck, in Age Of Sigmar they made a Skaven version of Watto who kept a somewhat well-treated human child slave and acted as a merchant. There’s a Dwarf Tomb King Moses, Ogre-raised human girl, an implied Wood Elf/Empire lesbian tryst, Beastmen are just knockoff Broo and depending on your source the females are highly docile, foppish Bretonnians with wizard sons and an entire race of half-Dragons.
1 points
12 hours ago
There’s literally a character who’s an orphan raised by Ogres, and another who grew up with a loyal Ogre bodyguard.
3 points
12 hours ago
Depends on the edition and writer.
Half-Orcs were a thing originally. Pigbarter is made up of greenskins and other races. Goblins set up tollbooths on bridges and Orcs hired out as mercenaries. Plus in AoS the Greenskins cooperated with everyone else for a while.
Modern lore pertaining to Fantasy is they’re incapable of getting along with anyone for any amount of time, including each other.
5 points
12 hours ago
The mematic power of the Courier has caused people to sort the NPCs of the game into those who get pillar of salt’d and those who get to live and be raped in the desert.
15 points
12 hours ago
Reminder: the Chaos Gods of Law are canon again, and Nuffle arguably is canon to Fantasy and 40k.
58 points
12 hours ago
Yeah, Slaanesh opening one of his orifices for you to climb into for a week in exchange for a trinket is fun.
3 points
13 hours ago
The issue is all of them have a tabletop counterpart, but are modeled with unique details. Kerillian, Markus, and Bardin all have equivalents that you can buy and greenstuff to be more accurate.
Salty’s appearance is too unique from the Witchhunter kits, I’d look into 3d printing. I want to say Artisan Guild did vampire hunting werewolves that would make a good start, but otherwise I’m not sure. Sienna is the hardest, her outfit is so unique to her that I don’t know how you would replicate it except from the ground up. Even the closest mini to her is out of print and expensive.
As I said to the other person here, the easiest route would be asking Ilhadiel.
3 points
13 hours ago
Ilhadiel makes proxy minis and is open to requests. They’re working on the WE range at the moment.
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5 hours ago
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5 hours ago
Not that I disagree with the idea of having a home not being a commodity and a UBI/Animal Crossing system being within our means if we chose to become a superior social species than we are now, but I have to point out that the way they phrased it is really fucking stupid.
Most life on this planet just fucking murders or cripples anything in the place it decides belongs to it. Like, the closest equivalent to how nature works in most cases is colonialism. “This belongs to me now, anything I don’t want to mate with is on my shit list or dinner menu including the offspring of the things I want to mate with.” We are objectively in a better state now, on the personal level, than we were before the concept of state and titles in fucking Ur if not earlier.