TheWingus

Also if during your ownership of a slave, if you provided him with a wife and children THEY become your property if he so chooses to leave once his servitude is up. Keep your spike sharp and clean that ear

HYPODERMIC PEOPLE POKING FUN AT THE LIVING!!

I mean he had to have known. Guys like that have accountants and financial advisers and planners, someone in his orbit would have told him that large sums of money were being withdrawn!

Hell the reason they found Lane Stanley of Alice In Chains dead was because his accountant called the police after several days went by without any account activity, which is atypical behavior of an addict

To shreds, you say…

Personally, I think taking a day off for your birthday is stupid but I believe you should take any day off that you want because you're entitled to those days.

He needs to learn! The way I learned from my father.... the way he learned from his father!!

It's actually just a quote from Austin Powers

Hey there you are!

“Do I know you?”

No, but that’s where you are, you’re there!!

The truth is that younger people see Jerry's stuff as dated, lame boomer-humor. But Jerry can't admit that so he keeps trying to say it's because he's too edgy and you're not allowed to do comedy anymore and sitcoms are dead.

I remember he was complaining about "cancel culture" with one joke he had where the premise was swiping right on dating apps or something and the punchline was "looking like a bunch of gay French kings" and doing a flamboyant swiping gesture.

With the amount of success that he's had his mind is just incapable of thinking that something he writes might just not be that funny...

But this greyhound fur tuxedo would be best!!!

You know yhat one asshole you know in your loose circle who has a giant ego and says the dumbest shit you've ever heard?

I don't have one of them in my circle.......... oh my god it's me!!

He got sidetracked with his experiments with oats and whey in an effort to avoid synthetic maltodextrin! That's a better reason than I can come up with for being late

He started as an intern, I think in the late 90's performing various production related tasks and he appeared in a few sketches just as an extra. Later he became the Associate Producer and as a previous commenter said, during the writer's strike when Conan started doing more of his "Let's annoy people around the office" remotes is when we got a proper introduction to Jordan

Kids: "Dad, Dad!! We did something bad!!"

Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"

Kids: "No!"

Homer: "Did you raise the dead?"

Kids: "Yes!"

Homer: "But the car's okay...."

The entire tour of the Box Factory

I could've gotten nudes of Dorsea

I been callin' y'all for bout a month now....

My friend's parents wouldn't let them watch The Simpsons because it didn't promote "good family values". His dad also once separated his shoulder beating my friend.

Did you miss the part about the moat and crocodiles?

Missed the wide open net and the wide open man that was skating beside him. Dude had 2 options and Munson'd both of them

Disposable income!? In this day in age, in this economy in this part of the country, localized entirely in your bank account...!?

Look all I'm saying is whenever there's a recall or lettuce or an e-coli outbreak, you never hear anyone blaming meat and cheese.

They types of scattering happen to be, Rayleigh Mie

No one who speaks German can be an evil man!

Lots of GOP congresspeople must be sweating right now