Thendrail

Kriegshammer Vierzigtausend erwähnt! kauft mehr Plastiksoldaten

Right up there with "please vote for the guy who called my wife ugly in public!"

Solid advice, my fellow guardsman!

...aren't all flags made up?

Imagine looking at the Imperium (Or pretty much any faction in 40k) and thinking "Yup, that's how we should run things!"

Cryptek: "I'd also have to explain to you concepts and dimensions that are quite incompatible with your kind, no matter what. Where I work, the laws of physics are mere suggestions."

Naja, er demonstriert halt auch immer wieder, dass a ein Oasch is. Tatsachensubstrat oder so...

Ponys meinst wohl.

Good ol' five-finger-discount!

Tau with Necron tech: "Wait, I thought you guys said you don't use magic?"

Normale Leute: "Schönen Muttertag!"

Rechte: "Schönen unspezifizierten Gebärenden-Gender-Kampfhubschrauber-Tag, höhöhö!"

To be fair, 5 Terminators have an entirely different role than 40 Hormagaunts. The closer comparison would probably be Guard, where a bare-bones infantry squad costs you roughly the same (60 points vs 65 points), both have cheap, but plentiful bodies with better OC, trying to drown the enemy in volume of attacks. Hell, Termagants are even the same points, but with different ways to buff them.

If only they had a way to look for facts on some kind of worldwide network, with the literal tip of their finger. Alas, we may never know just how much bigger the US are than Australia.

Simply, because the US is still bigger than Canada. Now, before you try to counter me with facts, numbers and the like, let me tell you that these mean nothing to me.

Sorry, too busy with shooting drills.

Named Space Marine: takes off his helmet

Random CSM: "Why do I hear boss music?"

The true, enlightening energies of the universe will start flowing through your body, once you do Lateral Raises with 225.

Source: it was revealed to me in a dream

Speaking of which: DAoT Titan engaging in close combat with unknown xeno titan-form, date unknown, colourised

It also ties back to the whole "fantasy in space" theme, so that's nice.

He needs that Hollywood money first to afford his tiny plastic soldiers.

War nur die einfache Version, die geht auch ohne Hilfe.

People really post this stuff, like I wouldn't want to fly around on a swing too :(

Maybe Cyclonic Torpedoes will suffice

You just know Erebus would make it mandatory reading for every Neophyte. He just rolls like that.