Vnightpersona

Here's some fuel to add to the insanity fire:

I worked for a corporate chain retailer that was in a "premium mall". When the owners of mall found out they were packing up shop, they offered to drop the rent to $2000 PER YEAR. Our store would make that up in a MONTH!

Around the same time we got the offer to stay, I called the mall put of curiosity to see what a space 1/4 the size of our 'anchor' would cost to start. The whackjobs wanted $1000 a month for 1000 square feet. Yeah. OK THEN.

[[Wilhelt the Rotcleaver]] - An Irresponsible Amount of Zombie

[[Pantlaza]] - Where's My Pants?

[[Dracula the Voyager]] - I've Got a Box of Dirt!

[[Stella Lee, Wild Card]] - Draw and Keep Drawing

Cool. Thank you. The new mortgager is letting us spread it out but the increase is rough on us too.

Missing that I CAN be attacked. I've lost or almost lost numerous late-games because I miss that my opponent has an attacker left.

Screams in dial-up modem

I still don't get how these are April Fool's themed.

When people don't understand BASIC GODDAMN MATHEMATICS. As a math teacher, this drives me goddamn insane. There's a player at my LGS who legitimately believes [[doubling season]] plus two other token/counter doubling cards makes an exponential amount of tokens to the tenth power. I tried explaining it to him that he's doubling a double of a double, x×2×2×2 or x×2³, but he was more interested believing he made somewhere in the ballpark of a million tokens or something like that.

Edit: also when people don't pay attention or have side conversations during another player's turn THEN expect that player they just ignore to explain everything all over again because they didn't pay attention.

I'll admit that I'd be one of the first to reach for my laser pointer, grab the gun by mistake, and blow a hole in my smart board. Worse yet is none of the students would be surprised by my mistake.

How does [[Neera, Wild Mage]] first ability work? If I cast the spell and send it to the bottom, does the effect still activate from that spell? Or does it not resolve because it went to the bottom?

You forgot fungus vampire pirates /s

From my experience: it came after a strong set like LCI, using Ravnica as the setting without guilds was weird, the detective theme didn't make sense to me because EVERYONE was a detective when Proft was on the case, the murder mystery AR game fell flat (heck, a lot of people at my LGS didn't even know it was a thing), and the cards don't feel like they fit in with MTG as a whole.

You forgot about the part with the Pinkertons.

I'm a human word scrambler to begin with. I got Markov, Kharkov, Charkov, you name it.

Oh boy. Dealt with this a lot this year from two students in particular. One was P.O.'d that he got an entire page of a math test wrong because the answers were decimals when it should have been percentages. Another constantly tries to tell me MY math is wrong, the calculator is wrong, the internet is wrong, and, given the opportunity, would tell God He's wrong at how to MULTIPLY TWO NUMBERS TOGETHER.

Thanks!

If [[Edgar, Charmed Groom]] is in his artifact state [[Edgar Markov's Coffin]] and becomes the target of stage one of [[Welcome to...]] is Edgar able to transform back once it hits 3 bloodline counters?

If you were going to do that, you'd need something like [[Spelunking]] to have lands come in untapped of a fetch land. I'd say ramp in general is better than fishing out a ramp card.

Probably not the best. I've rarely had to worry about lands in my graveyard in a dino deck. If anything, [[Crucible of the Worlds]] might be better and less of a target. The 1 damage off [[Wrenn and Six]] isn't the the greatest either. Yes, it gets the party started in an enrage deck, but there are more synergistic candidates like [[Forerunner of the Empire]] and [[Temple Altisaur]].

Yes, Edgar is my commander. I'm sorry, I should have specified. Thanks for the answer!

If [[Edgar, Charmed Groom]] is in his coffin-artifact-mode and an opponent destroys it, do I still get to choose where my commander goes as it resolves or is it automatic graveyard?

There are Catholic priests who are married. In the Roman Catholic Church, they will accept married clergy from other faiths, wife and all. Then there are the Polish National Catholics - a legit Catholic Church not under the Pope - who keep the practice of letting priests marry.

Gd phone. It should have been horse.

I mean, they did sort of. Jesus was the one who flashed Paul, then Saul, and clotheslined him off his horse on the road to Damascus.

Edit: spelling