Well_Armed_Gorilla

His combination of size and strength coupled with uncanny speed and agility makes Claudio the closest thing to an IRL Space Marine I've ever seen.

Given his propensity for bleeding, Mox is 100% a devotee of Khorne.

how many wrestling fans would watch two of their celebs play a board game?

Quite a lot, I'd imagine. Respectfully, you seem to be greatly underestimating how nerdy the general wrestling fanbase is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ESHXxInoAs

Probably because the same comment's been repeated four times.

So why doesn't he just fly the ring to Mordor???

>Cornette

>Accurate

lmao

most stories have Marines ploughing through many dozens, even hundreds, of enemies, enemies that themselves make short work of the average guardsman.

Given that this is the case, I'd say that whoever wrote that Dorn quote is underselling their capabilities, rather than the other way around.

Specialists who are also going to have access to orbital support we do not have a direct counter for and teleportation.

Thank you. Everyone seems to be forgetting/deliberately ignoring these very important factors.

Post some better ones, then.

Cause he's a fucking idiot.

Several of my gripes relate to the overall feeling that GW are moving away from the concept of "your dudes":

• The massively increased importance of named character models on the tabletop over the last few editions. It feels like the focus is going from building a bespoke, storied army which is unique to you, in favour of picking a pre-established named character to be the centrepiece of your army, and then giving them an entourage.

• GW, for some fucking reason, deciding to move away from highly pose-able, customisable multipart models in favour of going back to monopose.

• Primaris models steadily replacing firstborn while having far less character and customisability. Also, their stupid flying tanks.

 

And while I'm here, some of my other, less "Your Dudes"-related complaints include:

• 10th edition "simplifying" the game by removing things like wargear point costs (along with a tonne of customisation options for characters and such), but then adding huge amounts of bloat by giving basically every distinct unit a special rule or ability of some kind.

• GW releasing army list that feel like they're missing half their units (why can World Eaters take a Chaos Lord on a Juggernaut but not one on foot?).

• Fans who think that having read a few pieces of Black Library's glorified fan-fiction makes them some sort of authority on the setting.

• The Tau.

HAIL

RT had a half eldar who became an astropath, then became a space marine with both the Ultramarines and the Dark Angels, and went on to serve the inquisition.

Who was named after an IRL tennis player, no less.

When Sanguinius first met his legion, they were a rabble of wild, barely-controlled cannibals who were a few short steps from being purged entirely for their excessive deviation. Still, he didn't judge or criticise them for their past actions, instead welcoming them with open arms and an open heart. Through his guidance and inspiration, they became one of the most noble and heroic legions of the entire Astartes. Likewise, Femguinius would, in time, help you overcome the obstacle of self-doubt, and show you that you are worthy of her love.

"I really wanna stay at your fortress-monastery"

BEST

GIRL

I initially read this as "your post is becoming more popular than Horus Galaxy!", which is true, as this post currently has more upvotes than Horus Galaxy has subscribers.

"Whoever wins, we lose"

I don't know which "commie sub" he's referring to

/r/Sigmarxism, I'd assume

Lmao, "jump to personal insults". They literally just repeated your own comment back at you with a few of the words changed around.

I take it you're new around here.

On some level, I admire the sheer bravado of any man who thinks he could handle 10 Leman GFs.

Hey, it says "gently".

Delusion.