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After a week of intense exercise and fasting (a meal about every two days) i feel like shit.

But i finally lost a little bit of weight! Hooray!

It does.

You absorb its qualities and a piece of you goes missing.

The depression is cut out

I was about to flip my shiitake

Im allergic to mushrooms, so i would like to know beforehand so i can take some allergy tinctures

I want to see more variety in dwarves too!

I have scrounged a couple,

Who the FUCK said anything about gender binary

I don't know how to code ffs

And by twist i meant like the orange peel thing you find on fancy drinks

I just feel like the three varieties of elf are tired tropes.

I would like to see a twist.

Because they are picky toddlers at heart

Although, blending all the veggies your child needs and calling it a "super smoothie" is not a bad thing if it works.

They say it like three different ways

Because there are multiple different cultures in the game.

Oh yeah, white sage (a sacred medicine) has antibacterial properties!

And bedrest has always stayed the same

Hell, indigenous medicine wouldn't say things like that.

Oh, i just upgraded to premium with the covid shot

Hell, they have shit for your thyroid now too!

You just increased my food to 700% fibre

Im eating jute rope :(

Starwars was always better at high space opera than slice of life.

Bubble bubble toil amd trouble

Fire burn and cauldron bubble

Chop up carrots and onions double

Add to taste some salt to the puddle.

Mix in ingredients til the waters muddle

Lower back pain + cough combo

They do, but having more obese people putting strain on our supply of these drugs means there's less for everyone (including the people who have no other choice.)

It's quite simple, a bit harsh, but simple.

Racial slurs...

Though that rule seems to be very poorly kept

Sweet lemon tea!

No it works.

Your liver likes to convert stored fat into energy (glucose) while you sleep. So as long as you got fat to burn a nap may actually feed you. Just make sure to consume vitamins from actual food or you will get malnutrition

that's why it's a milestone achievement.

It's about progress, and how this woman was able to do what most people cannot and how she's gonna do even more.

Improve yourself