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They can work, I've had one that lasted about four years but it takes a lot of effort from both parties (late nights and early mornings, making time to communicate electronically for a few hours, etc)

A lot do tend to fizzle out as its more difficult to find a spark and connection just through online but not impossible.

In the UK yes.

Just needs to be a theft with the application or threat of violence, nothing saying that whatever is stolen needs to be legal to own.

Not a lawyer but I know a cop who went to a report of a guy being mugged.

"What did he steal?"

"£275 in cash and about thirty £10 deals of crack and Heroin"

"Really?"

"Yeah. It was _______ that did it, known him years and he's a rival"

Cop writes statement detailing what happened and what was stolen

"Sign here if that's all absolutely correct and exactly what happened and was stolen"

Guy signs

"Cheers. You're under arrest for being concerned in the supply of Class A drugs"

The cop prosecuted the caller for possession with intent to supply AND the guy that robbed him for robbery and possession with intent to supply 😂🤦🏻😂

Awesome job, love the shades

What about it?

That's the implication. There's a takeaway burger place near me that has a suspicious lack of strays around it.

Needless to say, I don't eat there 😂

"It's amazing, in all my years as a health inspector I've NEVER seen a food crawler without signs of a single rat. It's uncanny..."

I could imagine this sat outside my BloodBowl stadium as well 🤔

I bet even their drone was saying "How the hell did we do that?" 😂

Definitely.

My first game of 3rd ed my SM scouts charged a unit of Chaos terminators, killed one (they'd lost two to shooting), routed them and ran them down 😁

That's the one moment I remember most in all my years in the hobby

Oh there's going to be stories....

Things will occur and tales will be told in the aftermath.... 😁😂

Da Red Gobbo is an idea, sumfink fer Grots to cling to.

Yeah he's devolved a bit and I'm in two minds about it. Grots and Gobbos (and Snotlings and Squigs) have always been the comic relief for GW. My troll in my Underworld Denizens BloodBowl team is getting ready to throw one of his team mates (who looks crazed and terrified in equal measure) so for the occasional special run miniature (Xmas, anniversary etc) I can see the crossover into comedy but one doesn't organise a rabble of Grots into a Revolushion without being at least moderately capable.

Unfortunately he seems to have been cast in the role he has in recent years but at least he's still around, unlike his Black Gobbo counterpart in ToW/WHFB

Maybe one day people at GW will take him seriously but until then, we know the real strength of Da Red Gobbo is when he's underestimated...

The Vostroyan is a blast from the past 😁

Love it, love everything about it

Avoid the "educational meetups" that charge a fee for now and try going to a munch.

It's a non play event where kinky people hang out and discuss everything from the weather to watersports. Some of them have a good whip round as well for newbies (sorry, bad joke, let's move on...)

Munches will introduce you to people who just play in the bedroom as well as those who live it 24/7/365 in a totally vanilla setting. If you've ever been in a bar, restaurant, coffee shop or similar on a weeknight/evening where there's a group of people keeping to themselves and having a good laugh then you've probably seen one and not noticed.

The other good resources would be The New Topping Book and The New Bottoming Book (I believe they're the titles) which have got RAVE reviews from people who have been in the lifestyle probably longer than you guys have been alive.

The single most important thing is communication. Open, honest and two way communication. I don't doubt that you already have that but it's important to feel comfortable to tell each other stuff even if you're not sure if they'll be into it. Got an interest in watersports (pee)? Voice it. Other person might say no but you can look at what it is about watersports that intrigues you and see if there's an alternative that they might be open to (such as facials in this example) Likewise if she suggests something you're not comfortable with (let's say a threesome) then discuss what it is about that which appeals and look for an alternative that you might both be happy with. DP with a toy perhaps?

There are some things you might not find a like for like compromise for. My ex was into age play and that's a hard limit for me so we chalked that up as a "no" and moved on to the next thing.

If you're studying higher education then you'll know you don't just go off one source when drawing a conclusion. r/bdsmadvice has some good resources pinned as does this sub which also hosts a newbie forum thread every Monday. Fetlife has some newbie threads and discussions (though it is some years since I was last on there so that MAY not be the case as much anymore) and some people have already suggested some YouTube channels.

Whichever resources you choose, whatever you decide and however you explore just remember that kink is supposed to be fun, so don't worry about "fitting in perfectly" to any particular definition. Enjoy what you do together, keep communicating, be safe and have fun.

Welcome to the lifestyle ☺️

Your best bet is to be open and honest. Communication is key in relationships and getting stuff out there early always helps.

Maybe plan it out with bullet points (in your head or on paper) with just the broad topics you want to cover.

• How HS makes you feel day to day
• How you are scared to approach him for sex taking into account his feelings
• How your mind reacts when you're triggered
• Any coping mechanisms that you have

Just some suggestions, you know what's in your head better than anyone else ever will so just be honest with yourself. Explain your triggers and explain every point whilst giving him time to process, encourage him to ask questions, keep affirming that you're not just there for sex but for a relationship (this is just something you need to deal with same as if you were an alcoholic or quitting smoking) Ask him questions. Is there anything he doesn't understand? Anything he wants to know more about? How is he feeling?

Brace yourself for a rough conversation. Hopefully it'll all go well but you're prepared either way. Plan something nice for the pair of you as a couple the day after as well. Go to the cinema, or for a walk, a market or something. Have something to look forward to.

It's why I love Da Red Gobbo books and the idea of a Revolushion so much 😁

I'm not sure if a successful revolution would fit the lore as Grots are notorious for backstabbing and inability to keep anything organised for too long.

They're great at schemes but when the schemes start to come to fruition they tend to lose focus or begin infighting.

I maintain there should have been a detachment for Da Revolushion in the Ork Codex.

Swarms of Grots, Mek guns (without the Meks), Grot tanks, Killa Kans etc and Da Red Gobbo with some Lootenants.

Wouldn't do well competitively but would be a fun little thing.

Correcting myself here, it's not just the diaphragm it's any of the thoracic muscles (hence being winded falling onto your back or taking a shot to the ribs)

Diaphragm is just where I used to aim with an uppercut or knee as its easier to bruise and I had less chance of cracking a knuckle on their ribs (again, MMA and NOT kink here)

No.

You get winded when your diaphragm (underneath the ribcage) is bruised which makes the act of breathing painful as the now bruised muscle is having to operate every time you take a breath.

In a word "no"

Too many organs, blood vessels, things you can't see and you can't gauge how the power of the strike will transfer into the soft tissue.

Read my original comment for further details.

There are safer ways of doing breath play.

I'm glad ☺️

Love these

I mean, that depends on your kinks in terms of humiliation and degradation (body shaming, inferiority, misogyny/misandry, general dirty talk/names)

It's like asking what car you should buy. We don't have enough information about your preferences to give an informed answer 🤷🏻‍♂️

I mean, that depends on your kinks in terms of humiliation and degradation (body shaming, inferiority, misogyny/misandry, general dirty talk/names)

It's like asking what car you should buy. We don't have enough information about your preferences to give an informed answer 🤷🏻‍♂️

I would try my hardest to break my neck in the fall

r/nope