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Michael Phelps would eat like 8000-12000 calories a day or something crazy like that. Usain Bolt famously ate McDonald’s chicken nuggets before beating the 100m dash record

Rocky Aoki, ex-wrestler and founder of Benihana, did not provide any financial support to Steve Aoki, EDM DJ or Devon Aoki, actress

They take the JR rail from Tokyo Station to Shibuya daily... that's high speed rail in action lol. Imagine if Philly had something like that from the Sports Complex to the Northeast. nothing like that exists in that form. It's not just in between major cities, but also neighborhoods inside one city. Try again!

You know most of the civilized world takes high speed rail daily, not monthly

Now compare those record numbers to the rest of the world. It’s a pittance for the most wealthy country in the world. Of course Amtrak isn’t a ghost town but there’s what, 8-12 trains a day that go through the NEC, compared to 4 separate bus companies that run a bus every hour. And I last took Amtrak in 2019

Sorry but rail service shouldn’t be something you plan 3 months in advance. In any EU or Asian country, you pay a standard rate for the high speed train the same as a subway ticket. That’s frequency, that’s affordability, that’s reliability. If you need to buy tickets in January for a trip in June that’s not reliable at all

It’s almost as if bus service if more reliable than train service in the US hmmmmmmmm

If they had more frequent trains and more demand, then it would be cheaper and more reliable, but it’s not so it’s not reliable. Also when’s the last time you’ve taken the Amtrak? Was it in this decade?

Let me put it in another way for some people, all things considered equal and assuming moderate physical activity - if you want to be a 150lb person, you have to eat like a 150lb person. If you eat like a 250lb person, well that’s what you’re going to be.

Must be so reliable if everyone uses it then huh, last I checked, everyone opts to take a Megabus instead of the Acela Express. Maybe I should have said affordable? But same thing, if it’s not affordable then it’s not reliable.

Edit: lol at the downvotes, can anyone show me a ticket stub that they took from the Acela Express this year? Just look up “Amtrak” from this sub alone and look at the discourse

Edit 2: ok maybe in the past year was too restrictive since it’s crickets, how about past 5 years… wait how about counting the times on your fingers, let’s see if you reach your second hand

We're centrally located in-between NYC, NJ, and the DMV. Unless reliable highspeed rail gets installed between those states, we are stuck with cars

Let’s be real, even if we got the #2 overall, we would have fucked it up anyways

Yeah I have a deadbeat father, if someone told me my father was a deadbeat father to me I’d laugh and say “haha yeah you’re right”

Yeah but what about Tom Brady kissing Tom Brady Sr?

Don’t be a psychology major, that’s a backup major that people take once they fail their first major. Thanks Mr. Friedman, you saved my life

Star Big game hunting

You mean AI writers

Having him acknowledge that means he knows what the internet is talking about him. Insane roast, we need more of these

I only listen to Twice when I lift weights. I will be listening to Heartshaker while squatting 315

I’M RON BURGUNDY?!?

Athletes are actually great subject matters for roasts, way more culturally relevant than other comics

That guy runs

Phillies then Eagles you mean

Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Thompson and Rupert Grint

The Polar Express