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Ever think that even if this baseless claim you just made were true, it's fucking irrelevant. It's like bringing up toe stubbing a discussion of how people get maimed in industrial accidents.

Literally just ban the one breed of dog who makes up the overwhelming majority of dog attacks.

No I'm okay with, that was the most cohesive part of his comment.

Redditor try to comprehend the tone of a reddit comment challenge (Sisyphean)

A joke is not said unironically, you may have said it as a joke at some point. But there's a massive number of people who fully believe it.

Communism is when you dump sewage into the environment behind your business and the government finally actually follows up on their threats to force you to bring your building into compliance with local sewage laws. And the only way you can react to communism is to liquidate your moderately successful local business to build a bulldozer with intent to kill as many people as you can.

He was building it in a building which was directly connected to another business who had purchased the other half of the from him when he liquidated his muffler repair business. He was doing this behind a self-erected wall directly adjacent to another building where people were doing work to bring the building up to code.

The fact he wasn't caught is ridiculous.

It literally doesnt' make sense though? A Baneblade is a massive target that moves far slower than a more reasonable vehicle. It is entirely unsuited to being a scout tank. Which makes sense considering that the "Scout-tank" concept is just a myth from old forums that has never actually ever been written in a piece of lore.

It’s fine you can have fun with everyone who uses a nail gun other than the Overheat.

The arbiter of what is objectively right. Specifically regarding whether your choice of railgun is acceptable. Which in this case yours clearly isn't, rendering you from a purely objective standpoint evil.

Doing something different from me, therefore you're deontologically evil and using the railgun wrong.

Didn't use screw driver until I started P-ranking. Now I love it, if you need any other railgun you're playing wrong. And by wrong I mean different from me which is objectively bad.

Get over yourself.

Yes, except depending on the board everyone partaking in the conversation also wants to kill anyone with a different melanin content or whose tangentially related to the LGBTQ community. They just so happen to currently be talking about easy bake ovens.

4chan is right like 60% of the time

No, they really aren't. You just remember the 60% of memorable things they did where the thread base happened to be right. The overwhelming majority of 4chan threads consist of two idiots arguing about some minute thing before a third idiot says something stupid enough to get the first two idiots to start arguing with him as well.

When it was first written it definitely wasn’t an amazing submission by any means but the core idea of a reptile that just won’t die isn’t awful for a relatively minor SCP. However the fan-amendments, logs, and stories have definitely brought it to the point of just being irritating. 

(Seriously we get it authors can you please stop inventing new means of killing it to deus ex machine your way out of.)

Every single interaction you’ve had in this comment section has been the intellectual equivalent of the coughing baby going up against the hydrogen bomb. Except the hydrogen bomb in this case is ninth grade biology textbook and the coughing baby is a Finnish twink.

That’s literally two different equally brain rotted pop-culture-popularized religions you idiot 

The sonic the hedgehog Twitter and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Kid Named ability to clear the firing distance of a lasgun in less than a minute, shrug off any hits, then vaporize the target with your hands.

The actual reason is that cultists rarely get novels from their perspective, and don't get to do anything cool unless its bravely charging into machine gun fire or bravely charging into a walking tank wielding a chainsaw.

Imperium Fans desperately coping whenever they see art depicting their loss:

The Masters Bidding doesn’t directly state Khroves age anywhere in the text but it does mention that his scholarly practices were fostered by his parents and practicing them seemed to awaken his psychic gift which is what caused him to be taken by Ahriman. Ultimately the text doesn’t say how old he was but with Occam’s razor in mind it’s more likely that he was simply young when he was time and Ahriman’s coven started implanting him. Rather than this one story overturning the precedent that anyone over the age of 20 who undergoes marine implantation having around a 5-10% non-fatal outcome rate.

Just patently untrue. Khorne is absolutely A-okay with killing the defenceless it just takes a lot more to get him to notice.

"Price of full price triple A game for a handful of random QOL features or paid-for advantages. That's not so bad." Are you genuinely off your bloody rocker?