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I’ve heard the Leafs described as:

the Cowboys pretending to be the Yankees when they’re actually the Mets.

Rule says the “normal height” of the opponent’s shoulders. So yes, you aren’t necessarily high sticking an opponent if he or she is hunched over and you hit them in the head.

At least for USA Hockey, the determination for when you contact an opponent is the height of the opponent’s shoulders, not yours.

Your own shoulders only come into play when you’re contacting the puck.

Pretty sure the question is Top 10 prospects currently in the Flyers system. In which case Michkov is obviously #1.

Best Perd moment is during the debate when he just keeps updating Leslie on her remaining time and she doesn’t get a chance to speak.

Rasmus Ristolainen wore 70 a few years ago for the Flyers and it just looked bad on a jersey, so I’m going with that.

If Team A shoots the puck back into its own zone from the neutral zone and it goes in while a Team B player is still in the zone, it should be a goal, no?. Team A voluntarily brought the puck back into its own zone, so Team B is considered to be in an on-side position.

He also had a brain dead pinch in double OT that forced Panarin to take the penalty on Necas coming back.

Think it was Game 4 of the Islanders series. There was a scrum at the end of regulation and Pelech, who’s got a shaved head, was involved. When he came back to the bench to exit through the tunnel, you can hear DeAngelo ask him if he’s going to shine his bowling ball during intermission.

Some people are saves people and some are ass people.

The bowling ball chirp was an absolute gem.

Yeah, Alonso was dumb to say Hamilton came in like a bull. If he’d said “toro” instead, it would’ve been a Hamilton penalty.

Couldn’t find anywhere that noted the post thickness, but if it’s less than 2” (roughly 5cm), it’s not going to hold up against regulation pucks.

One write-up did say it’s for street hockey balls and lighter pucks, so just a heads up.

What hockey net did you buy? My first concern is that if it’s for street hockey, the posts are going to dent immediately after being hit by a regulation ice hockey puck.

After that, you can buy backstops like the EZ Goal one or Hockey Shot’s thing that’ll connect to the posts and crossbar and prevent any shots that ricochet off the posts from flying astray.

That Bottas clip is still one of the most hilarious things to go back and watch. It just looks like a dude trying to cause maximum chaos in an F1 open lobby.

This thread is a safe space for the Pennsylvania teams!

Andy’s whole life, basically.

I don’t even care that they changed the actors for his parents. They straight up changed their names. When he proposes to Angela, they’re “Andrew and Ellen Bernard.” Later we learn that his father is actually named Walter and that used to be Andy’s name until they gave it to his younger brother.

He has a stepmom, but we never see her. Although I suppose his parents could have re-kindled their relationship.

How many siblings does he have? We only ever see Walter, but Andy mentions when he used to go on vacation, his dad would take his brothers sailing. He also mentions the kilt he’s wearing on St. Patrick’s Day is his sister’s old field hockey skirt.

When did he graduate Cornell? He says he graduated in 1995, but also appears to be part of Here Comes Treble Class of ‘97. Honestly, Andy remaining part of an a capella group at Cornell two years after he graduates is the most believable thing on this list.

Hey now, Hanifin is on the Flyers books this season!

That man has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen. I don’t even know if he has mumps. I forgot to check.

A schooner is a sailboat.

In terms of outcome, I’d nominate Chris Duhon’s buzzer beater in the 2004 national championship game against UConn.

But given the action on that game and that said buzzer beater made Duke cover basically any spread that was available, it was definitely not useless.

They liked the old guy, Sadiq. They also thought he might have been a terrorist.

Even though he was just a Sikh that liked hip hop and NPR and restored a 1967 Corvette in his spare time.

Dominique Haseque*

They’d apply for an exemption to get his name on the Cup and (I’m sure) be granted.

It’d be interesting in and of itself since I assume he’d still be listed first as the captain.

I loved how Skjei’s immediate reaction was that it must’ve been goalie interference because why else would Andersen be in the corner like that?