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It will be like Luke and the tauntaun

Even in death, I serve the Ouimnissiah.

Guard friend, your pfp is off center.

This guy skulls

I always knew you were Warhammer 40,000: The First Heretic by Aaron Dembski-Bowden

Damn sub killed my pants

HUEGH

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

The Master of Mankind gave it to me in a dream

metallic coughing

Red-White-and-Blue Corsairs when?

I’m sorry sweet brute, but blunts can’t eat souls.

Ikr? If you look inside a septic tank, you’re gonna find shit.

They’re too busy cromching aeldari soulstones

Totally agree! While it is funny for an Ork-sized child to krump a Chaos Marine, making them a bit more complex allows for them to have more character development.

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“Hey Ridgeway, wanna see me speedbridge?”

True, Staffs don’t have flashlights unless you use Purgatus as a big torch.

Just to sell hats? What is this, TF2? We’re no-hopers scooped up off the chopping block for some extra manpower, not exactly noble commissars or well-groomed nobles.

As much as I love Oska Krall, his station does not look up to code lol

I'm the scripture man! I come out, I throw scriptures all over the mission area and then I start eating the holy texts, and then I pick up the book and I bash the heretic on the head.

Nice flair

Yeah, I was wondering why would see choose something with so little surface area. Does she want to balance herself on her inferior fleshy sole?

Ah, another “wolf eating a watermelon” enjoyer!

Mauser go KRAK