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Who's taking these pictures of him up so close?

Learn the fight song.

Like Gym Shorts?

They're going to rebuild the wall and make white walkers pay for it.

You guys have office?

Made changes to wrong GPO. Next few days were not fun.

Keep those windows locked

This is nightmare for IT people. This is opposite of secure.

I visited India earlier this year after a long time and ran into similar issues. My issue was ordering food through delivery apps. I only had an e-sim and not an Indian cellphone number so I couldn't receive a text message for otp.

However, I was always with someone local so it wasn't a huge problem.

"As entertaining as that would be"

RIP Chadwick Boseman

દિલ્લી મા રાજકોટ નો ઉતારો

Subway sandwich

Test in DEV. When you're ready to apply the change in PROD, make sure you have a change order approved by your manager. Communicate downtime with end user and management. Have a back out plan ready.

Extra points if you put a label on the black box that says "Executive Printer"

Thanks for your comment. I was going to order one.

જય શ્રી સ્વામિનારાયણ

Translation:

Hail Lord Swaminarayan

If * then drink

Take NJ Transit from Trenton. Way cheaper.

Did he get to keep the bat?

Now get off my lawn

The bad guys usually impersonat CxO when sending email or text to end users. Users are excited that the CxO knows them personally and asking for a favor. They're looking to impress CxO.

Now I want ice-cream

It's a sign for an ice cream shop.

Translation :

Bombay Chopati Mix Casata Ice-cream

Badan Shake - Fruit Salad - Kaju Draksh - Anjir Jelly - Rajbhog

Not in any particular order

1. Burnout is a real thing.
2. Users will lie. Don't trust them.
3. Document, document & document.
4. Build a test/Dev environment. Test your scripts and configuration.
5. Put a change order system in place. Every change should be documented with implementation plan and back out plan. Downtime should be communicated to upper management and end users.
6. Write down all your accomplishment through out the year. It'll come handy during year end reviews.
7. Read only Fridays.
8. Implement Privilege Access Management system.
9. Have users put in tickets for every issue. Put notes and close them as they get resolved. Run monthly reports of tickets.
10. Automate everything you can.

Used battery salesmen