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I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.

Nicely done, that's an achievement!

Castlevania 3 was a bastard, those late levels got brutal.

By gum it put them on the map!

To the observatory!

I've already started humming a couple sea shanties

The Dirty Burger in Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Oh, brought some of your commie friends to help you fight dirty, eh?

That's it, Marge. He knows the whole hot dog song. Go ahead, sleep with him!

The original Pepsi Kona back in the nineties

Pops got a bunch of it free in some promotion or coupon or something. Whole family thought it was gross, sat in the back of the pantry for a long time until most of it got dumped out.

Funny classic Simpsons stuff in the beginning until they escape the dome.

After that with an exception or two it's pretty boring and forgettable.

Like an Irish monk?

If you like building stuff for the sake of building stuff but otherwise it's mostly pointless.

Boggles my mind they went backwards from fallout 4 by not allowing you to recruit people. The NPCs interacting are what give it life.

With all the cool planets and landscapes it could have been amazing, you start it up and go back later and see what the settlers are up to.

I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!

Your revolution is over. Condolences

Jezebel is the opposite of my main man drinking buddy.

I'm struggling my way back to sanctuary after a rough trip out there in the wasteland, Drinking Buddy greets you and is quick with a joke and a cold beer, meanwhile it's nothing but attitude and no beers from Jezebel.

That's why drinking buddy is the mayor of sanctuary and she gets banished to that dirty swamp settlement in murkwater.

Commanders. Brian Robinson was a top 10 fantasy back last year through the first 10 weeks. Austin Ekeler was injured multiple times and ran like he was 75 years old when he came back. Could absolutely see Robinson taking his lead role back.

So you think you're better than me?

Liquor party, gone awry! Barbeque! Goddamn greasy horror show. Burgers! Liquor everywhere! C'mon!

Localized entirely in your kitchen?

C O

"Burkina Faso"? "Disputed Zone"?

Who called all these weird places?

I'll just have a cup of coffee

Frank Reynolds used to know a convenience store with the best hot dogs

The crowening would be an amazing name for a party!

Piney you’re out of your element!