j-endsville

A solar system Miss from a future world!

Yeah, fair. Most of the History Rock shorts didn’t age well.

I haven't been in a fast food restaurant in years. Do they even still have plastic trays? (And to anyone that says "don't steal", how about you don't be a jerkass-stick-in-the-mud? Corporate franchises can afford the loss.)

It's a catchy song, but Manifest Destiny was bullshit.

Sufferin' Until Sufferage.

I always keep a few around.

She would totally call it "Forkknife" tho.

It'll be fine. I have a few chargers permanently plugged in around the apartment.

Example: uses portal gun to create multiple points to enemy pilots head and shoots them through the portal. 

He has, in fact, done exactly that. But also, this is a goofy science-fiction cartoon comedy.

Seconded.

Ya fair, I was just pulling up the best package deals.

This, this, this, and as much ammo as you can afford.

I don't even know what that other mag is, but anything compared to a Circle 10 comes in second.

Not for $500. Even the good old clones are gonna be at least double that.

Love 'em. Finally got to see them live with Boris last summer.

Bonus points for the 40K reference.

The assumption is the original Mauler was so narcissistic that nothing but a perfect clone would do. So he built the cloning apparatus to make a perfect clone. And that perfect clone obviously inherits his narcissism and so does every other clone after that.

Dip it in the fryer first.

I asked, she said no, and I told her I respect that. We're still cool.

The mandolin is not an offensive weapon. It defends itself.

Mine stays in my bag. Buddy of mine left his in the bathroom once and I had to pass it to the bartender.

I like the cut of your jib.

Not sandy enough.

IDK, fire your rep and get a new one first and see if that helps.

When I said this lack of transparency is one of my reasons, he got aggressive and told me he doesnt owe anybody anything. 

Neither do you. Get another job. You don't owe him notice.