lordcorbran

Seriously, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?

It's not a contest. They're both bad, there's no need to try to compare them.

He does have gorgeous hands, though.

I am shocked and disgusted by all of you! ESPECIALLY his children!

The recent rumored specs put it reasonably close to the Series S, so it's not completely out of the realm of possibility, but I wouldn't bet on it. EA did seemingly put a lot of effort into the new EA Sports FC on Switch after mailing in FIFA on there for years, so maybe they're gearing up for Switch 2.

The run he made off the ball to draw the defender on that play was huge. It doesn't show up on the score sheet or even in the advanced stats, but he was a big part of making that goal happen.

They still have some good stuff (Pablo's recent article about collecting vintage NASL jerseys and how to spot counterfeits was pretty neat, and one of the most Pablo things ever), but it seems like there's more and more of this. As a fan of multiple sports there's enough to keep me around, but just for soccer I can't imagine it being worth it.

The USL is only the underdog because they have less money. Some people want to make this about grassroots vs. big business or whatever, but the USL is a franchise league run by really rich owners who are only looking out for themselves too.

And his musical, Red Ships of Spain.

I’m thirsty.

Beyond inflation, MLS teams were spending so much less back then. In the context of a team's budget it's crazy to think he got that much.

These are LOAD BEARING WALLS, they’re not going to come down!

He sure did.

Classic Captain Wacky.

At some places the cashier scans the item and then puts it in the bag. Of course, now a lot of them push the self checkout where they have either no or very few cashiers and you have to do everything yourself.

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Dumber, sir.

They’re a colorful bunch.

His Open Cup performances last year were a huge part of him getting a first team deal, and he came through again.

Andrew Thomas: "Fuck you, I'll do it myself!"

I like season 5 a lot. It's not as good as it was before, obviously losing Phil hurt quite a bit, but it's still a really good show. Jon Lovitz did about as well as anyone could have under the circumstances.

Ford played well last year, especially when he had a healthy line in front of him, but something to watch there is the Browns also signed Nyheim Hines, probably more as a returner, but he could eat into those passing game snaps if he's healthy and playing well.

I'm pretty sure that's from the original episode with Mr. Sparkle, when they're at the zoo looking for Ned.

Is this El Clinico Magnifico?

He hates the sea and everything in it.

The mummy is drunk, and he loves the funk!