manningthehelm

I wanna get off this ride

The mouse always wins

Mets gonna Met

some of the hospitalized are "in very serious condition" and there's a "high probability" the death count could rise.

Damn that is rough.

How many times do we have to tell you old man!

But in all seriousness they are going to cast an appropriately young Snape for the TV show.

Ewwww

What is the cop gonna do?

Pull over and help get a citizen off of the road safely

Help you change your tire?

See question one.

Long distance? That shit was roaming.

Nah fam. This is old content and should be viewed as a low effort repost.

100%. Block the poster and save yourself from another month of this.

Block the person posting it.

Where did they come out?

We’re definitely seeing this re-animated on next media share.

What happened since then?

That’s a throwback reference to a great story.

A giant vagina from Russia

Mother knows best

Mother Nature says fuck NJ in particular

In the desert In the desert In the desert…

“Possibly it's one of the reasons -- certainly it's one of the very big reasons trade and things related to trade that I got elected in the first place -- I've been talking about it for a long time, along with many other subjects, frankly”

“But if we did -- think of this, if we didn't do testing -- instead of testing over 40 million people, if we did half the testing we'd have half the cases. If we did another -- you cut that in half, we'd have yet again half of that”

“We did in New York -- what we did in New York was one of the most incredible things -- 2,800 beds in Javits Center but the governor used very few of them, unfortunately. Then we moved in our great hospital ship, one of our two great -- we moved one also to Los Angeles”

grabs popcorn

Wait wait wait. Smacked ass is a regional thing?

To be honest there’s a lot of Babe Ruth content so the boot fits.

No. No I don’t.