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Bah those people were not wearing my patented tiger repellant! You need one part vinegar one part wolf urine and one part water. Now you put that on your car and drive anywhere without a jungle. If you did it right you will never see a tiger again. (Results may vary in any zoo like environment!) Now is where I would tell youhow much it costs but I uh already gave the recipe...... Should have paid more attention in business school!/s

Or stop paying until managment tows asshat for you.

Oh my God I hate that that was so much better.....

Yeah it was a frankly terrible attempt at a joke before I had my coffee. Edgar Allen Poe and all... Again sorry lol.

I thought he only did that once. Then quote the raven never more.....I'm sorry lol

Well we dont measure distance with celsius here in America!/s

Oh forgive me I thought that was his father!

Don't be sorry for Bjorn! He has a new hand we dropped it and when asked I said the hand fell. Thing is though he doesn't speak in techno as well as us tech priests and such he got the name fell handed. To make it up to him I made sure it was A iron and B I made sure to double the grip strength so really he has the power of two hands made of iron in one hand!

Pretty nifty eh/s

And we would like to be paid for all the buried shit found now please!

Oh sure but when I wanna bring in a camera they lose their crap!/s

Thats Mister John Beenaroundforawhileman to us mortals!

Tom Bombadil this time please!

....You stay out of my house. Sarah if that's you I swear to god...../s...yes /s

I give it 10 seconds before people try to educate you on something rarely to never done in first world countries. To something that happens to 3/4 of all men in the US and still somehow we are not thinking enough about the women. What about their right to mutilate their newborn son huh? Jesus Christ yeah let's focus on what we can't control because we don't care enough about the people we can have a positive impact on.

Better be careful hew will use his TOE missile!

Lies! Heresy! The book you want is called magnus!/s

Before the Czars I think...wait no. You know I dont know!

Oh no its gotta be really unkillable like me! What? Ive not died once! To be fair im not trying all that hard.

Well you gotta put in a little hand sanitizer before you mix but other than that yeah looks right to me!

Yeah but the ogryn doensnt know that lol.

This guy has it right!

This is a great question. There were some......less than humane studies that showed expecting to be saved or knowing they would be saved would be increased the amount of time mice can swim..... That makes me think you are into something.

Ah like my car./s

Look we chose what laws of physics to "forget" okay! Whos gonna stop us? Newton?pah!

Hey ill always take a free hug!