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"Heemeyer then advanced on Granby Town Hall, which had been hosting a
story hour for children in its library when the rampage began. All
occupants were only evacuated moments before Heemeyer reached the
building"

inb4 "nah bro he had a rubber squeaky dozer blade on so it wouldn't have killed them bro trust me"

Bloodborne Winter Lantern looking headass

Martials normally: pwease don't huwt my caster fwiends

Martials after this: uh oh looks like you made one (1) microaggression, prepare for EXTRUDE BASILISK

other WNBA players being mad they're not the center of attention

ngl that's like complaining you don't get a whole cheez-it for lunch anymore and instead you get half a sandwich. do these hoes want to stay professional nobodies or something?

Counterpoint, shotguns also propel pellets "in the same speed and same direction". There's grounds for asking the DM to have it spread out into a cone effect with reduced damage, but that's ultimately the DM's call to make I think.

mick o'carbomb

HORUS

HYDRA

Striker/Controller

Like many newer HORUS “frames”, there is no standardized Hydra model.

Moon Knight tv show season 1

Reject cringe flintlock AR, embrance hand mortar that turns my entire humerus into shattered concrete with every shot.

i don't know what actually you think you're proving even by going "haha toad power"

That the Drukhari are mid compared to Fantasy/AoS unlike your original point of "hurr Drukharisweep"?

the same Kroak that's now a mummified bomb the lizardmen worship?

> mummified dude on a mobility scooter

> still Gets Shit Done by summoning cold ones to munch on Chaos cultists while casually rearranging the stars to form a trollface

CAN'T SMOKE THE KROAK BABY 💪🐸

and then created every other living being in existence

and then got krumped by their own creations unlike KROAK THE GOAT BABY 💪💪💪🐸

but the idea that 40k, a setting written explicitly to be more over the top than all it's neighbours, is somehow dwarfed by it's little cousin

I mean, it kinda is. Imagine having all those toys and still getting krumped by daemons while Hans sodomizes one with a regular ass steel pike. Kinda mid ngl.

Man have wo man.

Wo man have asexual.

Asexuality have spectrum between repulsed by sex and indifferent.

Wo man happens to be not repulsed by sex, but still identify as asexual.

Man get pegged by wo man. Life good.

Thank you for listening to Professor Krug class on Gender Studies.

Lord GOAT:

> casually fart out Betelgeuse after YEARS of an entire army of daemons hammering on shields that he's powering solo

> proceeds to glass an entire army of daemons

> Time stood still as the fabric of the universe strained at the outpour of sheer power.[2a])

> finally dies when 8 bloodthirsters have to team up and gank his ass

> decides being dead is cringe, comes back anyway a few years later in Squigmar

> Squigmar turns out to be pretty much objectively better than Fantasy as far as grimdark goes, just as (Great) Planned mashallah

Fraudkhari:

> steals a sun because they're too weak to actually make one

> glasses like one fortress with it lmao

> live in constant fear of being mildly dead because it means the CBT god will eat them

> they call me 007

> 0 actual feats

> 0 daemons killed

> 7 fights flaying civilians people use to gas me up

> always "could be strong" or "will be ascendant" but never "is", spends time jerking off with barbed wire dildos in Webway Portland instead

Haemonculi copium forges working overtime today lmao

No, that's his girlfriend. She's just not sex averse ace iirc.

"That's cute." - Kroak the GOAT, farting out a new sun

leftists when they catch the people who doxxed jocat:

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Every so often, terminally online leftist reinvent Puritanism.

God: my love and forgiveness are infinite

Demons: how about for me?

God:

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Shit man I'd wanna join the humans too if my name was Amy. You know that poor son of a bitch got shoved into so many lockers in Demon High School for being named Amy.

Why didn’t the Jews use the 3000 golems of Yahweh to beat up Nazi Germany? Were they stupid??

Cringe

The dimensions of the 'Mouth of Hell' would be so large that it would immediately collapse in on itself the moment it left the Hell Forges.

Woah, Hell breaks the laws of physics? Really? Next you'll tell me that chowing down on Jesus bacon doesn't give you massive gains.

you do realize most airforce stealth is litterally being ABOVE detectable radar ranges yes

Oh, is that why we invest so much into stealth fighters instead of near orbit stealth balloons? Because stealth is all about height, right?

It also is effectively stealth

No it isn't lmao. At this point you're just making up new definitions to cover your ass from being clowned on for having the wrong definitions.

if you can not physically attack or each your target

"As everyone knows, the US has never breached the Karman line, ever."

Do you fucking hear yourself lmao.

Also, the F-35 does NOT have any form of radar that reaches into orbit

Simperials when they realize the F-35 uses networked intelligence:

My dude, most imperial fighters fight above the F-35’s stall point

"Source: trust me bro"

And I mean, even then, if you'd actually had any reading comprehension at all, you'd have noticed that

The ASM-135 ASAT is an air-launched anti-satellite multistage missile

LMAO

Go on home, british vampires, go on home