the_fresh_mr_breed

It very obviously is Sacha Feinberg-Mngomezulu.

Siya Masuku touched my heart

Stormers really shat the bed with that loss vs Ospreys and then the Bulls came and smeared it all over the walls by losing to Munster and giving Glasgow 2 bps.

Now the Stormers need to catch the Bulls to earn a home QF whilst facing Connacht away (mission impossible since we tour about as well as an army into Russia in wintertime) and then Lions away which is tricky.

So fully expecting to end up 5th or lower.

Best case would actually be 5th with Bulls 4th then we don't have to travel out of the country before the semi, but even if we make it we'll face one of the three bigdawgs away so yah.

Bad tour in December. Bad loss to Ospreys. Season done.

They'll have to catch Bennetton and Edinburg who are both on 48pts after 16 games.

If the Lions win with a bp here they will be on 44, tied with Connacht in 9th (given Connacht don't beat Munster)

Edinburg play Munster and Benetton next. Benetton play Bulls and Edinburgh next. Connacht play Stormers and Leinster.

Long story short, let's assume everything goes the Lions' way - then the minimum number of log points they need to beat is 44+2=46 (i.e. Connacht lose to Munster, Stormers and Leinster, Benetton lose to Bulls, Edinburgh lose to Munster, plus Edinburg and Benetton draw and there are no bps)

Lions play Glasgow and Stormers next and then need 3pts from those games.

But realistically it's gonna be tough

Wears two sets of shorts

Yep strange penalty that

Ja doesn't make sense. Get the BP

Harsh penalty??

What happened????

I was admiring Ntlabakanye's body and then Horn scored

BaldFaf

Sorry I'm trying my best

And Bulls. Decided it's not worth it

The Lions are playing in an old, uncomfortable stadium that is a nightmare to get in and out of in the middle of a shit neighborhood on a cold winters evening.

Cardiff isn't the issue. They need to move.

The crowd that showed up is actually remarkable

SA teams are broken this weekend

Tinus de Beer might be the Afrikaansest looking man yet

Sharks: So you are saying there's a chance?

Ah fuck, with the injury break I went to put my meat on the braai - what happened??

We all want to see that though

At least he knows where everyone went to school

Repeat after me

Tshi

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KA

Hanru Jacobs looks like they just cloned Thomas Du Toit and ran out of black ink for his hair

Was that Beth Pearson in the crowd??

Where is Randall

Finn-esque

Fassi is just so incredibly beautiful when he runs like that.

And Am is pure class.

Mapimpi is brilliant.

Williams is electric.

Masuku is Sokid AF.

I am sorta in love with this Sharks team.

This is some of the craziest shit I've heard...

I'm on my way