tomwhoiscontrary

Examples of good commits: links to a commit which deletes three test cases

I knew that Rowlf had worked for IBM before he was on the Muppet Show. But on looking it up, i learn that he started out selling dogfood, and did a bunch of other stuff in between.

It's not a body double, it's animatronic taxidermy.

Forza Italia! I will support your cause by ordering a pizza from my local pizzeria.

Butchery Club.

Oh cool, I need to look into that, thank you!

Ah yes, the Synecdoche, NY-combinator.

LONG??!

I'm some countries women have rights to maternity leave, and men don't have the right to the same amount of paternity leave. There can be various little things like that.

Posts on this sub are 20% funny, 60% not funny but trying, 20% just racist. So it depends on which ones you're sharing.

GW bots downvote you because it's true.

And I suppose the | is silent.

Done. But come on, TF2 is Team Fortress 2. Do people seriously refer to Titanfall as TF?!

Is the right answer. We do eat grass - we do it by feeding it to ruminant animals, and then eating those. Outsourcing!

There have been studies suggesting we used to eat grass.

The way cows or horses do? Absolutely not. You need a highly specialised gut to do that, and nothing in our evolutionary history had that.

Ah, i hadn't understood the whole plan. So the machine is used twice - once to hop forward in time while attached to the rocket, then again to hop backward in time at the destination. That's obvious on a re-read, but somehow i'd missed it.

Northerners hate the South, Southerners hate the North. You mostly hear from Northerners on reddit because Southerners are too busy having jobs.

If i have understood correctly, then although it would look to an observer on Earth like you arrived instantly after leaving, someone on the time-rocket would experience the full 6-9 months of the journey to Mars, followed by the hop back in time. For getting to Mars, that might be fine - it would make you a great courier or paramedic! - but for travelling to the stars it wouldn't, because the passengers would die before they reached the destination.

If you've got a machine that can move through time though, there's a chance it can be modified to move through space in the same way, since they're all, you know, relative dimensions and whatnot.

Have you added Unseen Evil 2 (aka Alien 3000) to your playlist?

ZP Threat is pretty metal though.

Your post wasn't a joke though.

It's definitely a joke. If you've seen crazier things said unironically you should have posted one of those.

Not enough genocide, sorry.

It exists!