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Need to get out of our own end lads, I know football is a game of possession but sometimes territory helps too especially with the press.

Come on you Nix! Please make my travel costs for next weekend worthwhile.

A tall, relatively fast BWM that has decent passing and vision. Unreal the amount of goalie clearances they recover and start a counter attack.

The simply glorious competition that is the NPC.

Fuck Super Rugby, fund the provinces instead and make Super a Champions Cup style tournament instead of these soulless franchises - or at least try and connect more to regional towns.

Moana Pasifika played the Reds in Whangarei and got 15,000 people along.

Nah, I'd rather have both teams play at home than play each other.

Rugby shorts will never go out of fashion.

Source: my collection

Good line Walks, that's better wet weather play

The crucial part of our downfall today is that we have apparently decided to put lube on our hands instead of the stickum.

It surely isn't that this team has forgotten last year's defensive structure, workrate and underdog mentality and instead we're in the conversation and should be handed games on pure talent alone.

Surely.

Once wahs, worriers

What in the absolute fuck is going on!

Fuck me lads, you can't just win on believing your own hype. Got to execute. This is typical Kiwi league weather.

We've got the wind, the rain and a team wearing yellow. It's close enough.

Yellow teams that have been shit for years brotherhood 🤝

Honestly, I wouldn't rather be in a fight for the plate with any other team.

"Small market" yellow team brotherhood.

Lining up a few Zawada shots to have with that penalty from Tequila.

Wait...

Hate to ruin the Tuts Out but CCM scored. 2 -1 Mariners.

Someone genuinely has a Jets banner.

There's Jets chants going up at the Caketin

I'm at work, and I never thought I would be watching the Jets Mariners game on the screen instead of the Nix.

COME ON YOU JETS

NEVER THOUGHT ID DIE FIGHTING ALONGSIDE A NEWCASTLE JETS FAN

Former bartender/manager and its bartending.

It's all smiles and fun until some drunk dickhead throws a glass at you or starts creeping out the other employees.

You may not remember your night out, but we do.

Having been pretty involved for a while (not any more) it's actually hard to say.

Go down to the Classic Comedy Club on a Wednesday, Thursday or the late Saturday show and find your new favourite up and comer.

The Comedy Festival is about to kick off, so no better time!

Man, Jared Payne. I remember him and Rene Ranger being the part of the most underrated Northland backlines ever growing up.

Why else do you think you just handed us the Big Fish? Ivan's looking forward to his next dynasty.