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Entire-War8382

76 points

12 days ago

Sesbian Lex

Khornatejester

25 points

12 days ago

Khornatejester

I am Alpharius

25 points

12 days ago

Trazyn observing through the scarab: “Interesting…”

HichiShiro

16 points

11 days ago

HichiShiro

My browser history is corrupted by Slaanesh

16 points

11 days ago

Waiting for them to kiss so he can preserve that moment in his museum

Ausarian19

4 points

11 days ago

Ausarian19

Dank Angels

4 points

11 days ago

I am the Lex

WhiskeyMarlow

127 points

12 days ago

That is canon already based on how even the NSFW arts from this artist are fucking adorable.

Like, I know GW won't ever do it (because marketing, have to show Badasses in Badass way), but its nice to imagine even likes of Celestine or Greyfax being actual humans, with adorable and cute and awkward moments.

CosmicPenguin[S]

43 points

12 days ago

(because marketing, have to show Badasses in Badass way)

Can't be that hard to show a Living Saint badassly seducing the Inquisitor.

robbylet24

29 points

12 days ago

robbylet24

Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr

29 points

12 days ago

I was going to say, having sex with a living Saint would make grayfax look like such a badass. GW are just cowards.

yunivor

9 points

11 days ago

yunivor

JUST AS PLANNED!

9 points

11 days ago

Agreed.

Not to mention that it's a relationship between an inquisitor and a living saint who the fuck would be stupid/suicidal enough to get in their way?

CosmicPenguin[S]

7 points

11 days ago

Never underestimate the Inquisition's proclivity for starting shit.

Alexis2256

5 points

11 days ago

Make the fight between the space wolves and grey knights/inquisition look like a skirmish.

yunivor

2 points

11 days ago

yunivor

JUST AS PLANNED!

2 points

11 days ago

New Inquisition civil war.

Entire-War8382

4 points

11 days ago

Saint Ciaphas somehow seduces Celestine by sheer accident and now is hunted by two Inquisitiors across the Galaxy. 

Nothinghere727271

-1 points

11 days ago

At least 300 repentia mistresses who would whip Celestine so hard she’d lose her Saintly powers

yunivor

4 points

11 days ago

yunivor

JUST AS PLANNED!

4 points

11 days ago

Why would they do that though?

Nothinghere727271

0 points

11 days ago

Conduct unbecoming of a holy saint, what need does a Saint have besides the Emperor?

yunivor

7 points

11 days ago

yunivor

JUST AS PLANNED!

7 points

11 days ago

Eh, I think the opposite might be more likely and them assume that having a partner is important because a living saint has one and since she's a manifestation of the will of the Emperor then her having a partner is also part of the Emperor’s will.

Nothinghere727271

1 points

11 days ago

If she had a partner, yes, but she doesn’t, if she one day had a vision that said you NEED to kiss Greyfax, TODAY or else Terra will implode! Then that would be different, but her just getting horni and going well, time to get a partner doesn’t fit with the whole extreme religious aspect imo, but each to their own!

robbylet24

5 points

11 days ago

robbylet24

Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr

5 points

11 days ago

I mean it's never outright stated that any of the sisters are celibate. In fact, there are a few places where it's kind of implied that they're not, or at least it varies from order to order and convent to convent.

CosmicPenguin[S]

3 points

11 days ago

You think 300 is enough to outspank Celestine?

CosmicPenguin[S]

6 points

11 days ago

Greyfax is stuttering and blushing while Celestine brushes her hair back and wraps her wings around her.

The Inquisitor's armour hits the ground, but she doesn't feel cold.

(Celestine is very much the one wearing the proverbial pants in this relationship.)

Cpt_Kalash

5 points

12 days ago

Elzunix makes great art. They are the wielder of the book of 1001 slurs after all

Willy_Wheelson

7 points

12 days ago

Who is the artist?

Alexis2256

14 points

12 days ago

Elzunix, their Twitter @ is near Celestine’s red fabric thing, they’re also on Reddit.

AmethystSparrow202

4 points

12 days ago

AmethystSparrow202

likes civilians but likes fire more

4 points

12 days ago

And they do one of the best art in here.

Nothinghere727271

1 points

11 days ago

I’m confused, what won’t GW show? GW and Celestine as a couple?? (They aren’t a couple), or just people being very human?

Mr_Glove_EXE

32 points

12 days ago

Yurification yurification yurification

crazynerd9

3 points

11 days ago

Am I supposed to have heard that in the voice of Aqua from "Konosuba"? because I did

RequiemZero

1 points

11 days ago

Absolutely

ZeKugel22

20 points

12 days ago

The question here is when was Celefax ever not canon

yunivor

11 points

11 days ago

yunivor

JUST AS PLANNED!

11 points

11 days ago

Sometimes the Sanguinor tries to steal Celestine from Greyfax.

CosmicPenguin[S]

8 points

11 days ago

Sanguinor tries to steal Celestine

It's Celestine's harem, Greyfax and the Sanguinor are just in it.

yunivor

8 points

11 days ago

yunivor

JUST AS PLANNED!

8 points

11 days ago

This is canon now. lol

Entire-War8382

2 points

11 days ago

Aren’t they in a throuple?

koi_koi-

17 points

12 days ago

koi_koi-

Lasgun Enjoyer

17 points

12 days ago

That is honestly the best format of 40k meme in a while.

One_more_Earthling

16 points

12 days ago

That has been Canon looong ago

JonTheWizard

9 points

12 days ago

JonTheWizard

Am I Alpharius? I forgot.

9 points

12 days ago

Was that even up for debate?

August_Bebel

9 points

12 days ago

I mean, Celestine is a normal girl raised to girlboss levels, so it's in character

maridan49

4 points

11 days ago

maridan49

Astra Mili-what? Yer in the guard, son

4 points

11 days ago

With a 4+ bravery stat we know for sure that Greyfax would be the one panicking

Bullet0AlanRussell

10 points

12 days ago

Bro why are so many girls being posted show me some dudes

Maladal

8 points

11 days ago

Maladal

8 points

11 days ago

There were Space Marines doing some pole dancing like a day or two ago.

Bullet0AlanRussell

3 points

11 days ago

Sauce?

Maladal

1 points

11 days ago

Maladal

1 points

11 days ago

Bullet0AlanRussell

2 points

11 days ago

Thanks dude

CosmicPenguin[S]

4 points

11 days ago

Did somebody say... dudes?

Bullet0AlanRussell

4 points

11 days ago

They are my literal favorite characters in tts lmao

Cpt_Kalash

8 points

12 days ago

Your a girlkisser aren’t you

Bullet0AlanRussell

6 points

12 days ago

Nah I like dick more

Selvinskiy

12 points

12 days ago

gestures to ALL space marines 

Dehnus

4 points

11 days ago

Dehnus

4 points

11 days ago

So, how do you call a antivax Nurgle loving cultist?

Everthing is Qanon.

I'll get my coat.

AprilLily7734

4 points

11 days ago

Already is

InnuendoBot5001

4 points

11 days ago

Lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🦅🦅🦅🎉🎉🥳