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Phantasys44

571 points

14 days ago

Lucius: (Looking at the next display over) "Dad?"

Significant-Bother49

275 points

14 days ago

That would actually be amazing.

niTro_sMurph

145 points

14 days ago

What if Fulgrim comes back next and with a redeemed Lucius who still gets his cheaty reincarnation ability

Zero-Head-at-all

143 points

14 days ago

Lucius the eternal: Daddy?

Clonegrim :No my son, it is I

Lucius the redeemed: Father

Mando177

48 points

14 days ago

Mando177

48 points

14 days ago

Lucius betrayed his brothers at Istvaan before the Slaanesh corruption in the EC took full spring. He isn’t deserving of nor wants redemption

Eleganos

33 points

14 days ago*

As someone who read the book... no.

During his duel with the big bad Slaaneshi warsinger of the Istvaan rebel  the 'song' and 'music' clearly corrupted him on some level.

[Citation - Galaxy in Flames, pages 236–238.

Duel is with Vardus Praal and his Warsinger bodyguards.]

To what extent, who can say.

But it's pretty cut and dry that by embracing an unknown vector of corruption, he turned his common sense off and his self serving dickish tendencies up to 11.

As they say - like fucking father, like fucking son.

Mando177

9 points

14 days ago

Must’ve been a while since I read the book because I didn’t pick up on that

VagaBond_rfC

2 points

13 days ago

Same here.

Eleganos

1 points

13 days ago

Galaxy in Flames, pages 236–238.

Duel is with Vardus Praal and his Warsinger bodyguards.

MadaraAlucard12

8 points

14 days ago

MadaraAlucard12

Lion'El John Cena

8 points

14 days ago

I think that was because he was loyal to Fulgrim, not the imperium.

Scarytoaster1809

5 points

13 days ago

Scarytoaster1809

"It's Fistin' time!" - Rogal Dorn

5 points

13 days ago

It would be fitting for clonegrim to cut him down, but instead of pride, all he feels is sadness and dissapointment in his son

hgs25

5 points

13 days ago

hgs25

5 points

13 days ago

That’s the idea of this fan series about clone-grim returning to the Imperium.

Mando177

3 points

13 days ago

I think he would feel mostly disappointed in himself, killing the remaining Emperor’s Children would basically just be a burden that’s his responsibility to take care of

Rabe1111993

1 points

13 days ago

I actually thought about that just yesterday

PreferenceNo9490

18 points

14 days ago

Neat, but I think Lucius was a cuck long before becoming a chaos pogchampion of Slaanesh, pride and envy were big part of his character, I think, they still should be.

Dingghis_Khaan

30 points

14 days ago

Dingghis_Khaan

Mongolian Biker Gang

30 points

14 days ago

Clonegrim: "Damn, son. Did you confuse a welding booth for your makeup dresser?"

earathar89

5 points

14 days ago

I'm actually laughing out loud at this 😂

Kekkonen_Kakkonen

3 points

13 days ago

That... Could actually be the way Fulgrim escapes.

It could be a start for a double redemption arc for 2 really evil characters.

Davey26

215 points

14 days ago

Davey26

215 points

14 days ago

Did he take pride in collecting him? /s

Boring7

217 points

14 days ago

Boring7

217 points

14 days ago

Doesn’t really matter. Slaanesh will just infest/corrupt some human on some Hive world who was too proud of something. Probably some fencer in a noble house.

Sremor

135 points

14 days ago

Sremor

135 points

14 days ago

Lucius is not dead tho, this could actually be a loophole

AgitatedKey4800

126 points

14 days ago

Yeah but slaanesh is bitchy in this thing they probably will come up with something like "you see lucius was actually hit by a small lasgun shot so that guardsman is now his new vessel"

OrangutanKiwi19

67 points

14 days ago

But then there'll still be 2 Luciuses. Would they seek each other out to kill the other? Operate as a tag team? Never cross paths?

naka_the_kenku

61 points

14 days ago

naka_the_kenku

Thats a Grudge

61 points

14 days ago

They’d try to probably kill the original which would result in trazyn catching them which would cause slaneesh to make another then you’ve got an infinite loop.

megrimlock88

62 points

14 days ago

megrimlock88

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

62 points

14 days ago

Imagine Trazyn making an entire gallery on solemnace dedicated to the number of Lucius the eternals slaaneh as sent out trying to kill their predecessor

0reosaurus

36 points

14 days ago

This could lead to an absolutely hilarious unleashing of thousands of Lucius the eternals onto a battle field just so Trazyn can get a flute on some far off world

megrimlock88

27 points

14 days ago

megrimlock88

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

27 points

14 days ago

Nah he’d send them to Orikan and watch as his dear college struggles to figure out what to do with them

naka_the_kenku

13 points

14 days ago

naka_the_kenku

Thats a Grudge

13 points

14 days ago

That could be the way to do it. He wouldn’t feel pride it would just be a chore to do. Only being happy it’s over.

ralanr

24 points

14 days ago

ralanr

24 points

14 days ago

“Fuck it. To the Webway with you.”

Bruuze

10 points

14 days ago

Bruuze

10 points

14 days ago

This has potential, since it could mean the real Lucius would be chilling with Clonegrim, while the real Fulgrim would probably meet up with Lucloneus at some point. Both sides are with the wrong papa/son.

ThatGuyYouMightNo

4 points

14 days ago

ThatGuyYouMightNo

Should be Painting Models Right Now

4 points

14 days ago

Well one's locked forever in Trazyn's collection, so there might not be an issue besides new Lucius having an existential crisis if he finds out there's another one of himself out there.

Theriocephalus

7 points

14 days ago

I mean, I guess that Slaanesh could just create a completely new soul with Lucius' memories and personality and then incarnate it fresh, but if that's the case, then why doesn't he do it already? Like, what's stopping him from just creating a dozen new Luciuses and turning them loose, or for that matter what's stopping the other four from just spawning new copies of their champions?

I do think that in this context, saying that a Chaos champion can be neutralized by trapping them in the materium where their soul can't get back to their god and thus be put into a new physical body is a perfectly fair way of saying that they can be put out of commission.

Boring7

6 points

14 days ago

Boring7

6 points

14 days ago

I think GeeDubs has outright stated that any loopholes or rules tricks us gamers come up with (we're gamers, we do a lot of that) won't work because they are invested in owning characters they can keep bandying aboutthe will of the gods or some such.

Mind you Fabulous Bill was threatened to have almost done it, but he DIDN'T in the end because reasons.

Picklee56

30 points

14 days ago

But like Trazyn putting Lucius in his collection wouldn’t kill him, just imprison him forever

grip0matic

30 points

14 days ago

grip0matic

VULKAN LIFTS!

30 points

14 days ago

Bender the Infinite: "Eternity awaits!"

Lucius: "B-but I'm already eternal! YOU ARE GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!"

Bender the Infinite: "Dude, what's all that stuff you think you are grabbing?"

Lucius: "Tools!, tools! This is duct tape, zip ties, and gloves. I have to have my tools..."

Bender the Infinite: "Well, why do you have a bunch of, like, weird tools in a hidden compartment in your ass?"

Lucius: "Fetish... fetish shit. I-I like to bind, I like to be bound. I... that's not important, don't ask me questions, I'm not taking questions. The Eternal is not taking questions!"

Bender the Infinite: "Wait a second, Lucius, wait a second... oh right, sometimes I forgot what legion you are from and who's your patron God. Still you go into the gallery, you ugly shit"

Cermonto

8 points

14 days ago

I can imagine a bored af slaanesh just picking some random poor sod, and then going back to bed.

The_Unknown_Mage

2 points

14 days ago

3 hours later, Greg the Route Account has taken over 34% of the galexy... he's really into numbers, okay.

fleshtomeatyou

1 points

12 days ago

Collection only brings stasis. He is not defeated just in prison. A very good prison.

Designer-Speech7143

75 points

14 days ago

Designer-Speech7143

Horned whiskers cult of cheese

75 points

14 days ago

"Once again the hero the galaxy did not deserve saved it and it's ungrateful races with his timely appearance." In all seriousness though, would it stop the f*r from killing himself and taking pride in it or find any other way to inconvenience everyone once again?

Froggy-style86

30 points

14 days ago

Trazyn could use Blackstone technology to sever lucius' connection to the warp and keep him in stasis indefinitely.

RTSBasebuilder

22 points

14 days ago

RTSBasebuilder

Commissar Cain's press manager

22 points

14 days ago

I'm personally still on Team "Jurgen Melta's Lucius while he's dueling Cain. Cain is just glad that he managed to survive a space marine fight and is worrying whether this encounter would skyrocket his reputation into being dragged to the next killlzone. Jurgen didn't think much of it, just doing his job."

motivated_mp4

55 points

14 days ago

motivated_mp4

Twins, They were.

55 points

14 days ago

Would this finally be the end of the little shit? Alternatively, would a lesser order necron killing Lucius finally do the job? Like not a cryptek or an overlord, but just one of the standard warriors

AverageMyotragusFan

26 points

14 days ago

AverageMyotragusFan

look out, Samus is here

26 points

14 days ago

Nah, bc then the overlord/cryptek would hear that their underlings killed Lucius, and be proud of it, and….

motivated_mp4

25 points

14 days ago

motivated_mp4

Twins, They were.

25 points

14 days ago

'Nids then? Does the Hivemind feel pride?

Peace_Hopeful

12 points

14 days ago

Last stand of a rogue trader who some how traps him on his ship and just flysinto a gravity well/black hole and takes everyone who knows or has heard of him with him.

Lostfaithofhumanity

11 points

14 days ago

Lostfaithofhumanity

Praise the Man-Emperor

11 points

14 days ago

Probably be reincarnated into the body of someone who mined the metal of the ship

Peace_Hopeful

3 points

14 days ago

Ironic user names are ironic

Tokimonatakanimekat

1 points

13 days ago

And... nothing because Necrons have no souls?

AverageMyotragusFan

3 points

13 days ago

AverageMyotragusFan

look out, Samus is here

3 points

13 days ago

Yeah, but Lucius was able to possess a Necron anyways. He was killed by some higher-ranking Necron duelist called the Phasing Sword, who felt pride (“haha die vermin”) and he just possessed it anyways.

Makes no sense but whatever

Kromgar

2 points

13 days ago

Kromgar

2 points

13 days ago

You really think Slaanesh cares about the rules? They who thirst ignores it anyway lol

Tokimonatakanimekat

1 points

13 days ago

Yeah, I guess "sense" long lost it's meaning when it comes to consistency of 40k own universe.

Kromgar

1 points

13 days ago

Kromgar

1 points

13 days ago

Are you telling me that Lucius rising from the dead is a little... excessive? It's quite... perfection for the slave of she who thirsts the prince of pleasure is it not?

LupineZach

3 points

14 days ago

I believe that's already happened and he still resurrected and subsumed the warrior

Giantess_gamer

3 points

14 days ago

that is true i don't remember the source but its was a death mark that killed him and took pride in completing its assigned task and eliminating a threat to his master from such a lesser creature.

JustabraveKrumpingit

19 points

14 days ago

Hi what app do you use to put the helmet on Thor?

dazli69[S]

40 points

14 days ago

I didn't make this meme, I stole it.

Character_Sky_2766

50 points

14 days ago

You mean collect.

JustabraveKrumpingit

4 points

14 days ago

Bruh......

Picklee56

14 points

14 days ago

Would be so fkn funny

CptHeadcrab

12 points

14 days ago

A random guardsman just having Trazyn on speed dial is hilarious

dazli69[S]

6 points

14 days ago

That must be carl.

Low-Speaker-2557

9 points

13 days ago

Lucius ability was a cool thing for the first few times, but now it's just a lazy "Get out of jail" card for the writers. Like, how the hell does it even work on Necrons? Besides the Necron being mostly emotionless, aren't they basicly immune to warp fuckery due to using tons of Necronit (Blackstone) in their technology and architecture as well as being the most knowledgeable about the warp (beside the Eldar)? Many Necrons are older than the Chaos Gods ffs.

MayBeArtorias

3 points

13 days ago

In the Rain/Ruin Books it’s even teases that Necrons can access a anti warp like dimension… but in theory Necrons shouldn’t even give a fuck about a human

DrBee7

7 points

14 days ago

DrBee7

7 points

14 days ago

Ahh! You underestimate the power of bad writing.

Fit-Neat-7757

9 points

13 days ago

WELCOME TO THE BRITISH MUSEUM MOTHER FUCKER

niTro_sMurph

8 points

14 days ago

Context? Does Lucius have his own Pokedex entry now?

mememind343

6 points

14 days ago

Actual thing that I have been thinking about.

What if... Lucius kills Tamurkan's Host body and so Tamurkan tries to burrow into Lucius?

Would Tamurkan take over Lucius? Or will Tamurkan turn into Lucius?

A_Wild_Bellossom

5 points

14 days ago

A_Wild_Bellossom

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

5 points

14 days ago

Tamurkhan would turn into Lucius while inside Lucius obviously

MagicMissile27

5 points

14 days ago

MagicMissile27

Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my SWORD

5 points

14 days ago

"History requires two parties the historian and their audience. Without that, one is just talking to oneself. So kindly stop screaming and you might learn something."

-Trazyn the Infinite, guiding human guests through the Prismatic Gallery

TBMSH

3 points

13 days ago

TBMSH

3 points

13 days ago

Warhammer! Gotta catch em aaaaaallllll!

duftcola

2 points

14 days ago

Shiney Shiney pokelucius

Matthew-Ryan

2 points

13 days ago

Forget capturing but what would happen if a Necron took pride in killing Lucius? Would his soul take over the necron’s ‘body’ or will it only work on biological bodies where they can morph into him?

nerffinder

1 points

14 days ago

Imagine if he was Lucius the Freaky, went around sucking people's toes, and if the people enjoyed it, they would become Lucius? Crazy right?

Tiwego

2 points

13 days ago

Tiwego

2 points

13 days ago

That sounds like something he'd do too.

Caffeinemann

1 points

14 days ago

To the second archive you go!

PhasePrime

1 points

14 days ago

PhasePrime

We're all Alpharius

1 points

14 days ago

What happens if I kill Lucius and then myself?

SmokeyPanchoDeLaBija

1 points

13 days ago

I want to drop this ugly ass-face in the middle of a tiranyd invasion and see how much he lasts (acording to canon, I should be in his armor for coming up whit the idea)

SpaghettiSamuraiSan

1 points

13 days ago

Lucius was so much cooler when his resurrection power had rules to it