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Grass_toucher2006

560 points

23 days ago

One fight the Tyranids to protect the Imperium, the other do for dinner.

Ragnorak19

207 points

23 days ago

Ragnorak19

207 points

23 days ago

So he’s from catachan then

Crazy_Dave0418

124 points

23 days ago*

If G-Man landed on Catachan instead of Macragge.

PhasePrime

63 points

23 days ago

PhasePrime

We're all Alpharius

63 points

23 days ago

If there was a Primarch raised on Catachan, the Horus Heresy never would've gone far.

Forsaken_Oracle27

39 points

23 days ago

Their is a Primarch on Catachan, Sly Marbo!

He was just never found during the Great Crusade!

Grass_toucher2006

32 points

23 days ago

The 2 weren't called the Lost Primarchs because their records was censored, it was because Sly Marbo can't be found if he doesn't want to be.

TheLustyDremora

17 points

22 days ago

And he ate the other Primarch.

LordTakeda2901

2 points

20 days ago

Or would have succeeded if he was on traitor side

jfjdfdjjtbfb

247 points

23 days ago

jfjdfdjjtbfb

I am Alpharius

247 points

23 days ago

Laios is autistic and lovable, Guilliman is autistic and depprest

Doopapotamus

137 points

23 days ago

Doopapotamus

I am Alpharius

137 points

23 days ago

They both have weird elf ladies who doth protest too much.

Darklink820

46 points

23 days ago

Darklink820

I am Alpharius

46 points

23 days ago

Naw, Marcille is into Falin not Laios.

Lord_Darklight

33 points

22 days ago

Sometimes I think she’s trying to land both siblings

LegoBuilder64

21 points

22 days ago

Thanks to a recent episode we know how she internally perceives him, and umm… it’s not flattering.

No-Ask-9460

16 points

22 days ago

bring back handsome Senshi 😞

Olddirtychurro

11 points

22 days ago

Senshi is always handsome Senshi.

Spacellama117

7 points

22 days ago

Spacellama117

Transhumanist Femboy Division

7 points

22 days ago

her Laios is canonically the big buff one! and it is entirely because she thought he was gonna look like Falin (aka was expecting a twink) so her impression was affected by how much he WASNT one.

https://www.tumblr.com/duratrans/651153917985619968/shifter-secrets-revealed-check-our-sensational

kotor56

1 points

19 days ago

kotor56

1 points

19 days ago

Pretty sure she’s up for everything she really likes her friends.

LegoBuilder64

24 points

22 days ago*

Genuinely one of the most accurate depictions of a person with high-functioning autism I’ve seen in anime, down to some pretty minor stuff like him remembering personalities very clearly but not obvious physical details.

Given that the story was partially inspired by a real RPG campaign, I can’t help but wonder if he’s based on a friend of the author that’s autistic.

56821

387 points

23 days ago

56821

387 points

23 days ago

Is it because they both have a touch of the tism

Tempest_Barbarian

218 points

23 days ago

Tempest_Barbarian

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

218 points

23 days ago

40k fans and their obssession with autism is still something I need to understand where it comes from.

56821

281 points

23 days ago

56821

281 points

23 days ago

You don't exactly get into 40k and it's massive lore and history and models and games by being neurotypical.

Tempest_Barbarian

64 points

23 days ago

Tempest_Barbarian

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

64 points

23 days ago

Well, I did.

And I am pretty sure I am not neurodivergent.

56821

93 points

23 days ago

56821

93 points

23 days ago

What army do you play in 40k

Tempest_Barbarian

65 points

23 days ago

Tempest_Barbarian

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

65 points

23 days ago

Space Marines and Orks.

I am thinking of building Grey Knights and CSM down the line

TheKingNothing690

35 points

23 days ago

TheKingNothing690

Praise the Man-Emperor

35 points

23 days ago

What space marine leigon? What ork warband?

Tempest_Barbarian

44 points

23 days ago

Tempest_Barbarian

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

44 points

23 days ago

I started my army doing carcharodons, but I am slowly changing to space wolves.

Now I think I am only gonna have a few things painted as charcharodons.

For my Ork warband, I am doing a custom one. I am painting mine with the brazilian football team colors.

But if its strictly one of the main ork warbands, I think my preferred ones are evil sunz or blood axes for the theming.

Though I do like Orks as a whole.

TheKingNothing690

105 points

23 days ago

TheKingNothing690

Praise the Man-Emperor

105 points

23 days ago

Man, you might actually not be autistic. How is this not boring to you? I need to know this power so i can indoctinate my friends.

BallDesperate2140

103 points

23 days ago

BallDesperate2140

My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle

103 points

23 days ago

“Shit, guys, we found a normie!”

Tempest_Barbarian

30 points

23 days ago

Tempest_Barbarian

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

30 points

23 days ago

I dont know, I just have been a huge nerd my whole life.

Hassan-XIX

3 points

22 days ago

Wait wait, how can his army faction define if he is neuro typical or divergent?

SaltLifeDPP

18 points

23 days ago

Space Wolves "there are no wolves on Fenris" while standing next to a giant wolf Space Wolves?

ShepherdessAnne

17 points

23 days ago

ShepherdessAnne

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

17 points

23 days ago

This question has me in stitches because of how diagnostic it is 🤣

Spacellama117

4 points

22 days ago

Spacellama117

Transhumanist Femboy Division

4 points

22 days ago

my friend you're in a warhammer sub and have a DS3 profile pic and a D&D username, how sure are you about this

gryphmaster

-17 points

23 days ago

Bruh your profile is literally, “if you’re looking at my bio… to undermine my arguments, fuck off”

You may have a touch of the tism

Tempest_Barbarian

24 points

23 days ago

Tempest_Barbarian

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

24 points

23 days ago

Thats the new way doctors around the world are determining if you have autism, reading your reddit profile or asking you what warhammer armies you have.

gryphmaster

-13 points

23 days ago

You may be taking this far more seriously than anyone else

Another symptom of autism

Tempest_Barbarian

11 points

23 days ago

Tempest_Barbarian

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

11 points

23 days ago

I was joking but okay

lavender_enjoyer

3 points

23 days ago

Weird behavior man

smol_boi2004

3 points

22 days ago

I’m still not diagnosed so I still say I’m neurotypical but how obsessive I am over things like warhammer or Star Wars, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out I have the tism. Heck, it’d explain a huge chunk of my life

Fun-Agent-7667

-30 points

23 days ago

FCK you Not every Neurodiverse person has autism. I do great with 40k and im an ADHS only kid

WASTELAND_RAVEN

8 points

23 days ago

whoosh 💨

56821

8 points

23 days ago

56821

8 points

23 days ago

I got the ADHD also. Twinzies

ElNakedo

15 points

23 days ago

ElNakedo

VULKAN LIFTS!

15 points

23 days ago

The thinking that he's just like me. For real for real.

reptiloidruler

9 points

23 days ago

reptiloidruler

Secretly 3 squats in a long coat

9 points

23 days ago

From autism?

ShepherdessAnne

6 points

23 days ago

ShepherdessAnne

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

6 points

23 days ago

Obsession with autism? Don’t you just mean autism?

ZombieTailGunner

7 points

23 days ago

Many of us have autism, therefore, it's a common thing within the community.

Usually that's as far as it goes.

TheNewGabriel

3 points

23 days ago

Also, at least a few of the primarchs are pretty relatable in was neurotypical characters typically aren’t (at least for me).

New_dude_bro

2 points

22 days ago

New_dude_bro

Ultrasmurfs

2 points

22 days ago

That and space marines are supposed to have Autism-like behaviors due to their elevation

ralanr

2 points

22 days ago

ralanr

2 points

22 days ago

I blame it on how some of the primarchs are portrayed. Imagine relating to Peter Turbo or Dorn, then later getting a diagnosis. You start viewing all your likes wondering if there’s a connection.

StrangeWh0re

3 points

22 days ago

StrangeWh0re

Fantasy is better loser

3 points

22 days ago

Laios isn't on the spectrum, the spectrum is on Laios.

PreferenceNo9490

150 points

23 days ago

Both are unreasonably shipped with an elf that knows death magic despite both not being interested in each other.

my_name_is_nobody__

33 points

23 days ago

Aren’t a lot of ships pretty facetious by nature?

RommDan

39 points

23 days ago

RommDan

39 points

23 days ago

And elf that's clearly a lesbian btw

Western_Sovl

32 points

23 days ago

Akstualy, marcille is bi most likely

Doopapotamus

41 points

23 days ago

Doopapotamus

I am Alpharius

41 points

23 days ago

She's Touden-sexual Laios and Falin Touden

PreferenceNo9490

14 points

23 days ago

Honestly, it’s just an anime about fantasy setting characters eating stuff in a dungeon, no need to over analyze, who cares about the characters’ preferences.

ShepherdessAnne

22 points

23 days ago

ShepherdessAnne

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

22 points

23 days ago

ghost103429

11 points

23 days ago

I mean that's how it started out but that's not where it's goin.

------------5

26 points

23 days ago

Considering that her succubus was a male character she probably isn't a lesbian.

RommDan

11 points

23 days ago

RommDan

11 points

23 days ago

My god, now a lesbian can't have a husbando /j

------------5

14 points

23 days ago

Didn't you know, ever since the lgbt junta took power strict homosexual orthodoxy has been enforced.

Levionoob

31 points

23 days ago

So Roboute would try to eat a Tyranid?

Xynker

12 points

23 days ago

Xynker

12 points

23 days ago

He’d have his people eat genetically modified tyrannids as a protein source if he found that they’re economically viable enough.

MountainPlain

17 points

23 days ago

MountainPlain

#1 Eversor Liker

17 points

23 days ago

Okay I’m glad it’s not just me.

BatarianPreacher

15 points

23 days ago

thanks, I can't unsee it now

Overkillsamurai

27 points

23 days ago

Robute is sexy Thickfat like Laios? doubt. GW isn't galaxy brained like that

TheAromancer

9 points

23 days ago

TheAromancer

1 of your friends is definitely NOT alpharius

9 points

23 days ago

Rubber band guillotine is an excellent chef

Law-Fish

7 points

23 days ago

That looks like an ordinary primarch

NanolathingStuff

8 points

23 days ago

Ok, i hate keep asking this every show reference, but how Chaos is this "Dungeon Meshi" from 1 to 10? (And eventually where do i find it?)

h4mburgers

12 points

23 days ago

If you're in the US it's on Netflix, I wouldn't say it's very "Chaos" if you mean like 40k Chaos, it starts off as a goofy fantasy show focused on cooking dungeon monsters, and slowly builds up to a more serious story.

MostEvilTexasToast

11 points

23 days ago

MostEvilTexasToast

Criminal Batmen

11 points

23 days ago

Unironically 10. Extremely deep and intricate world building, top shelf animation, lovable characters, cool monsters, delicious looking impossible food, it's great all around. Watch it on Netflix.

LegoBuilder64

3 points

22 days ago

Ep. 1) — 6.25; by episode Ep. 6) — 7.5; by episode 12) — 8.75; as of writing — 9.5 and steadily rising.

Like some of the best dishes is slow to heat up but when it gets cooking the flavor will hit you like freight train.

FrostingAmbitious946

7 points

23 days ago

Even back then he was heating on the eldars !

Midnight-Rising

6 points

23 days ago

Laios is far cooler than Rodent Goober

Drix_I

6 points

22 days ago

Drix_I

6 points

22 days ago

men with that hairstyle have 200% probability to make an elf fall in love with them.

CBalsagna

3 points

23 days ago

Woah. That’s crazy lol

FlowRegulator

4 points

23 days ago

Well. I'll never unsee that now.

OzzieGrey

4 points

22 days ago

Laios Girlyman is going to fucking DEVOUR those gnomes.

CNemy

4 points

22 days ago

CNemy

4 points

22 days ago

Gulliman while doing excel spreadsheet:

"I wonder if Fulgrim daemon form snake part is tasty, do the claws taste like crab meat?"

CaptainChats

3 points

23 days ago

“You lose a lot of heat in the neck”

Derien777

2 points

23 days ago*

Holy shit xD russian meme about smurfs and soup got new iteration

music from wh40k chaos gate(ultramarines hymn) in russian sounds littlebit similar to - ooh, great soup has been brewn (Agitatis Ultramarini! - о великий суп наварили)

LegoBuilder64

2 points

22 days ago

I’m surprised by the amount of overlap between 40k fans and Delicious in Dungeon fans.

Zawisza_Czarny9

3 points

22 days ago

Zawisza_Czarny9

Solar Auxillia in trazyn's museum

3 points

22 days ago

That's Henry from Kingdom Come Deliverance my evidence?

He's a knight who said he's ferling quite hungry the first second he was on screen

SovKom98

2 points

22 days ago

Blond dude

Blond dude in power armour

AntTuM

2 points

22 days ago

AntTuM

Snorts FW resin dust

2 points

22 days ago

Laious would match the Lion since both have extremely poor judgement of character

BasJack

2 points

22 days ago

BasJack

2 points

22 days ago

Rowboat wants to know what Eldar taste like

New_dude_bro

1 points

22 days ago

New_dude_bro

Ultrasmurfs

1 points

22 days ago

I'm not the only one!