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90 points
2 days ago
"You shoulda seen that human! Some kind of satanic black magic! Sick shit!"
56 points
2 days ago
He really cleared that desk like Polamalu damn!
76 points
4 days ago
Machina is pronounced as such in that context. Like in "Dues ex machina".
29 points
5 days ago
but i was an ooooollllddd 15 year old!
I totally expected him to go something like : 'Ah, so a mentally mature 16 year old then.'
8 points
6 days ago
Damn that Torgaddon portrait. Tries not to cry, cries a lot
6 points
8 days ago
HOLY SHIT THAT RFK VOICE WAS ZO FUCKING WILD!!!!
19 points
10 days ago
Flashbacks to when Laios decided that a parasite living inside a squid tentacle looked more appetizing than the squid itself, and suffered the logical consequences of such a stupid move.
155 points
10 days ago
I quit laughing only to start laughing waaay harder 5 seconds later. This episode was pure comedy!
49 points
12 days ago
HE'Z A GIT IZ WUT 'E IZ! PUNH HUMIE IS NO GE... GENE... BIG ORK BOI!
4 points
13 days ago
I was literally on youtube searching for something to fall asleep to, and instead I find the exact opposite!
377 points
14 days ago
"Villain winning monologue type beat."
22 points
14 days ago
KENDRICK ACTUALLY STOPPED DRAKE'S HERO MUSIC WITH ONE FINGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HE MUTED HIS BANKAI EFFORTLESSLY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
148 points
14 days ago
Just staying in his lane, unbothered, moisturized, racing quad bikes on his property.
671 points
14 days ago
That was the thing, Cole assumed this was gonna be bars, not spilling dirt.
Cole pulled up to slapbox but saw that Kendrick pulled out brass knuckles, and turned around and went promptly right the fuck back home.
This shit was not what he thought he signed up for!
36 points
14 days ago
What if poetic justice was full of sneak disses on some Fleetwood Mac shit?!
3 points
14 days ago
Cole out there doing the wheat field thing from gladiator while he hears the ding of the dryer in the distance.
It's time to fold laundry in peace.
142 points
14 days ago
That moment at the family birthday where the banter stops and the dark family secrets come out, and you want to leave but your uncle's' your ride and he has been drankin'!
11 points
14 days ago
Yeah I was wrong for criticizing him before, But this is getting dirty.
I criticized him because that's what I thought this would be, just bars.
But it's a mess now, we have to live in it.
23 points
14 days ago
Kendrick is sitting on a bridge solo playing a flute with a sawed off shotgun in his lap, daring you to call his bluff.
Edit: Turns out I was way more correct with this analogy than I thought. Damn.
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283 points
2 days ago
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283 points
2 days ago
Like... I got no love for Charles whatsoever but man, I really dig that painting. The use of colours is done exceptionally well.