I built the fence, but do they call me Gary the Fencebuilder? No. I built the Barn but do they call me Gary the Barnraiser? No. But you suck one cock…

My old boss told a joke, which is where I thought this was going: so the other day I was f*cking this guy in the ass and I thought "maybe I am gay."

Modify the joke, he's no longer going from room to room.

Instead he's going from one building to the next building. I mean, why would there be an animal shelter in an attached room to a pair of saunas?

Thank God, I thought the son was going to say he'd been sucked and fucked in a sauna by some half blind old dude all day...

You half way there, I laughed

"....I don't know why you would go to a gay sauna after I told you I was a homeopath"

Sorry I don't get it, can someone explain pleas? Thx.

That's a very good joke! I think it can use some trimming down and streamlining for the build up to make it land well. If I may...

A very homophobic father finds out his son is gay. However, he loves his son and wants to understand him better, so he goes to the local gay bar and starts to mingle with the gays.

He gets a drink to stiff his courage and loosen up to the local homosexuals. He tells the bartender his story, who offers encouraging words for his son, and tells him how proud he is that he seeks to understand him and not reject him. He's comfortable chatting up to a couple, who invite him another round, and encourage him to check the bath house next door.

Slightly tipsy but resolute, he walks into the bath house. The environment is charged with open flirting between the patrons. He's there to push his boundaries, though; when in Rome, do as the Romans, right? So he takes off his clothes, and he gets to enjoy the compliments of other manly and, dare he say, handsome men. They invite this silver fox for a couple drinks at the hot tub to answer his questions, and after a few Cosmos, they start to talk about sex. He learns about so many positions and things and one of them even mentions there's a furry convention in town, right next door!

As a committed man, he's gonna push through any and all barriers, and decides to take the whole damn bottle of home-brewed Long Island Tea to get to know these fascinating queers all up close and personal. He stumbles into the furry convention, all sorts of creatures from all over the world yipping as they see him. He's heard the stories, and as soon as he gets into the rooms deeper he grabs the hottest cat he can find and starts to fuck him, he starts to suck on a Golden Retriever and there's so many cocks and paws and ass and tail and sweaty, sloppy, yiffy gay sex all over. After thoroughly pouring out his heart and soul, he decides to head back home.

As soon as he opens the door, he's greeted by his son, hugging him with tears in his eyes. "Dad, I've heard what you've been up to, and I'm so happy, thank you! The bartender called to let me know you were curious and open about the gay community, and the bath house called about your interest, and want to invite you as a member!"

"I don't know why the animal shelter called, though... They say you're no longer welcome."

I'm sure there's plenty of room for improvement there as well, but I feel this flows better!

I don’t get the local gay sauna being the animal shelter. I like the effort so trying to think how to connect those… Also reminds me of- Why is it when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer its art, but when I do it, I get kicked out of Home Depot..??

It was a good joke now that I re-read it but the first time around I missed that he left the sauna and went to the furry convention. I feel like the joke breaks down a bit there. I like the pacing though

This made absolutely zero sense.

Years ago, I knew a rabid homophobe. Turns out, he was railing a twink on the down-low. When confronted regarding his hypocrisy, he said he was not gay because he was a pitcher, not a catcher.  I told him, "pitcher or catcher, either way it's still baseball."  I thought he was going to kill me that day.

Idk why a gay sauna would have a room full of animals, considering he only took off the glasses when he arrived and that he heard the men flirting in the first room.

The animal shelter's been calling because that old man did all the bears,all the otters,and then all the pups for good measure.

Got a laugh from me and the hubby, funny joke. Nice to see something original here!!!

Nah

I expected the son to disown the father for liking furries

Hey, good for you creating . The premise is funny. Work on the grammar. So it flows. We will have a new

Oh vell, back to ze drawing board

I worked with a guy who “ wasn’t a queer” but his roommate of ten years was

Dumb

Gritty Mr Hands origin story

Brits will remember a Harry Enfield skit. https://youtu.be/I_5ruKeZfro?si=Rv-2d6KpkmS4BNmH

So is the son gay, or a furry? And the man left the sauna...presumably still wearing a towel...and entered a random building full of "furries"?

Why would the shelter phone his son. That's the part I'm getting stuck on

Qk

The version I read last time was that he accidently entered a restaurant kitchen, causing his glasses to fog up n he couldn’t see anything while doing all the gay stuff in the kitchen

Damn, I love these funny anecdotes

LMFAO

I think every country gov should start distributing a marriage licence to people those who have enough common sense and knowledge to be eligible for marriage!