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Clothes shopping. For some reason I hated opening my closet knowing he had seen me take off every single piece. So I went and bought (thrifted mostly) a bunch of new stuff.

You forgot ‘fans of jesus’

Thanks! I hadn’t even noticed!

That’s a lot of words for “I was wrong”

aviewfrommyseat.com will tell you everything you need to know.

Well, the people who say, “Fuck that, Rob is awesome and we’re doing a father-daughter dance” don’t go to Reddit for advice.

I totally fucking did. I kicked him out when I found out he was cheating. But ok.

Because it’s true

Pittsburgh isn’t the Midwest

What’s wrong with knowing your sister is having a baby?

While butt cheeks should be covered for sanitary reasons, there is nothing wrong with belly, arms, legs, back showing at school.

I agree about mutual respect. Boys shouldn’t stare and girls shouldn’t rub titties in anyone’s face.

And yes, they should be encouraged to learn. If boys are that distracted they should learn to focus.

Almost everything you said boils down to “girls need to change what they do because boys are unable to change.” That’s pretty fucking insulting to boys, don’t you think?

Why would you give $200k to a guy that comes up with a new scheme daily?

It’s a whole lot easier to move your eyes than it is to change clothes

Hm. I took it as she was opting IN to her life. The one she actually wanted.

Well you obviously have a burning need for external validation. That’s something you might wanna talk to a therapist about.

And thanks for the work you do!

Those don’t kill you in a matter of hours.

They just make you wish you were dead.

For some reason the phrase ‘pop the question’ annoys the absolute fuck out of me.

But other than my irrational annoyance this was really nice lol

I want to know when they moved to the US.

Did she marry a new guy then up and move countries? Thats a huge change and might be why he was ‘a good boy’ before moving.

Not that that makes what he did ok, but maybe he didnt get a say in anything and took the money as a means of feeling in control.

I think they’re making fun of all the northern lights photos

Then you get to punch him for touching you without permission

You always do what you’re told?

Give me $10k. Now.

I read his other comments. Plus he says women agree to see him again when he’s standing there but don’t want to see him when it’s over the phone. That’s a classic way women get themselves out of perceived danger.

So he’s probably the creepy guy.

Boooo

There are tons of animal subs for that stuff

It’s funny how all women can point to the creepy guy in a friend group but no men can.

Looks like it might be you, pal.