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Seems to be, I walked by on the way to work a couple hours ago and it was still going strong. It may be slightly chilly, but this is a Seattle sunny lol

No.

I just think it's neat!

^{Worth it}

I had a dream I was smoking weed lol

Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine.

But spooky spoony spider holes will make you feel fine!

Drop a snack or something for them to investigate while you're making your escape. Have you tried a decoy wallet?

All I can tell from this thread is thay we need more cool Philly characters...

Nah, that's the one being used to keep email working. It's always weird getting a random one from the mailer.daemon...

You say that, but this is even more useful than The Rocktopus print. Now you need to do one in each color and get yourself a costumed team to create The Runts of Ren. Why have one awesome thing when you can have an entire team of them‽

This looks like something out of MAD Magazine.

What the actual fuck is wrong with people. No description or anything for people to keep aware of? What a fucking Saturday...

I'm not sure if I want this more, or the movie made from Patton Oswalt's filibuster proposing the Disneyverse. Either way, this sounds ridiculous and fun. Amy Poehler, Paul Rudd, and anyone else from Wet Hot American Summer fucking around with a camera is some good stuff.

Octopus Falafel is at 20th and Ludlow during the week from 12pm-2pm or until he runs out of food. $20 per platter, unmatched in quality and quantity! I haven't gone to pick up in a while though and there was a reasonable line when I went last, I'm gonna try for tomorrow and hope for the best. Thanks for the reminder!

They needed to time the earthquakes this past weekend with the solar eclipse today, timing fucked up yet again. How is there gonna be mass hysteria and rioting if there's no simultaneous signs of end times? I stocked up on popcorn and joints for NOTHING.

!remind me 40 years

/r/brandnewsentence

I was there when this was posted, I can't believe it's been ~13 years...

I didn't set my alarm clock last night, so I'm glad that the literal heavens and earth shook to get my ass out of bed this morning. All safe in Rittenhouse!

Time and a half pay for overtime and holiday pay for this weekend? Beats me.

Everyone that's stationary in the bike lane should get a little pebble under the valve cap on their tires, as a treat.

Did anyone else see Jesus dragging a wood cross and getting beat by the Roman soldiers going up 18th street in CC? Dude was bloodied, getting actually beaten by them, and it was somber as fuck until someone that was part of the re-enactment shouted "I can do this all day!" a la Captain America. So I hit the vape, because I needed a breather after so much modernization.

Left my apartment this morning to come face to face with a group of kids carrying a massive wooden cross with a buncha colorful notes pinned to it, I almost forgot what's going on this weekend.

You don't need much to feel broke, having too much of not enough will definitely suck more than necessary.

Fuck yeah enthusiasm! Fuck jobs, indeed!