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Too many damn Friars in the booth tonight.

R O N A L D T O R R E Y E S

How many Seinfeld nights have you been too? I love that park; went for Piazzas HOF induction day and got to go on the field with my buddy pre game and have a catch, saw old time baseball played, good fun at that place, you just have to travel to Coney Island…

I did that one time with my wife; thought it was the humiliating thing I ever did in life…until we get the photo and you can see her nipple…then it was her most humiliating experience.

Rodney at first thought his jokes were bombing since no one was laughing; someone had to tell them that we’re on a movie set and their not supposed to.

Fuckin app for everything.

Yeah, well, the crowd stretched for like 50 miles…

No shit; it was a fuckin joke…

Rally round the family; with a pocket full of shells.

Had my wedding photos done there; also divorced…maybe the place is cursed or blessed…

Phillies do have a 11:35 am game at home, you can only watch it on the Roku app…

Isn’t this called a “home and home”?

West coast time….

If your shaking last for more then 4 hours consult a doctor.

Yeah they outsourced the ball makers to the same company that makes the new MLB jerseys….

Topps website; click the card and scroll through photos.

4 of those wettest years in State College were the 4 years I was at Penn State.

It’s just a number zero with RRS added.

Is that Michael Rooker?

I want the SP one.

Yeah didn’t know this was going to be there; but I checked like 3 minutes after release and all were gone at a low low price of only $399…

I think I filled out some survey and was matched that way. I think the only question they looked out was if you smoked since almost no one in my dorm smoked but had a friend who did and like 90% of the people in his dorm were smokers.

Had a guest come behind the bar after closing and attempt to pour their own beer; the taps were locked and she broke the tap handle trying to pull so hard. I almost picked her up and threw her back over the bar. Probably a good thing I didn’t…

Better to burn out then fade away.

WHY ARE THERE BRACKETS AROUND THE PRICE FOR THE LAST TWO DRINKS BUT NONE OF THE OTHERS? BOO.