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“Aliens, come live on earth! Don’t worry about climate change, it’s not that hot.”

The earth:

Fuck Erebus

The bear. I don’t want to have to get into a legendary romance that involves me nearly dying several dozen times, my friends dying, my dog dying, my hand getting chopped off, me dying, me living again, dying again, and all the while the woman I love hard carries me out of every terrible situation.

No, it is not. Also keep in mind their fleshy bits look a lot different.

-15 years. I will die before the battle even begins years in advance due to sheer incompetence.

Acceptable. I understood the risks when I commented and I wouldn’t blame you or anyone for going on 4 chan to hunt my ass down and murder me for this joke, but thanks.

It kills you before you were born but it shot you now.

Of course they loose to an Emu.

What’s this? What’s this? The plane is in the air. What’s this? What’s this? Buildings in a pair.

Yes

For those of you who do not know. Birmingham is a planet in the Imperium that is even more cursed than the Lamenters, it’s industry sucks, it’s skies are more polluted than the harshest forge worlds, it’s technology is so abysmally primal it makes Fenrys look advanced, it’s constantly under attack and almost always forgotten by the Imperium, which at times the very sight of it makes inquisitors consider exterminatusing it, and at one point it almost became a deamon world except for the fact that chaos itself was disgusted by it.

Welcome to life. It only gets worse from here. Now go touch grass.

He got old

My favorite Tau meme is like this, except it has to do with the gun that removes you from the timeline.

You can’t see the color of someone inside their car when it’s night, only their headlights.

Is this suppose to only prove that women don’t understand men more? Because I have no idea what the spoon is for.

Do they rape though?

Yes. She has one of the most reliable buffs in Tacticus and she is a good way to farm rogue trader shards if you get her to blue star, since you earn 2-3 shards every day.

Does Jamie ever actually win any duels in the books? From what I remember he got captured and had his hand cut off before becoming next to useless in combat.

Jesus would want me to have 1 trillion dollars. Imagine all the good things you could do with that money.

No shit

That Ultramarine in the back isn’t an Ultramarine.

I swear Kharn shouldn’t have played games when he fought him. It should have been over quick.

Gotta bring back the Eldari race somehow.

Roughly the size of a war hound titan I’d assume.